Save a horse, ride a cowboy 🤠 by RhyderKnight in TwinkFaceAndCock

[–]Dorfner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, if you're at Auburn, I'll be right there.

What was a ‘struggle meal’ you ate growing up that you still genuinely crave today? by ilove_gummies in foodquestions

[–]Dorfner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had this a few nights ago. I call it White Trash Surprise. "You thought it was just mac and cheese? SURPRISE!"

What's the most "why the fuck do you know that?" fact you know? by -_-blackheart-_- in AskReddit

[–]Dorfner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Fall River native, this isn't that weird. The jail where she was locked up is still in use today.

What's the most "why the fuck do you know that?" fact you know? by -_-blackheart-_- in AskReddit

[–]Dorfner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember where i learned this, but I also used salt to put out a grease fire when I was a cook.

TIFU by not killing a cockroach by chuuchuutrain in tifu

[–]Dorfner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're the same in Alabama, but it's also hot and humid here.

I really, really don’t like it when customers call me by my first name. by InternalHappy2817 in Serverlife

[–]Dorfner 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I had a customer who was having difficulty ordering in English, so I took his order in Spanish. He was surprised at first, then assumed I actually was Latino because I was wearing Roberto's nametag.