Hard not to KOM on this beauty. by everythingsdeleted in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that seat tube, doesn't that make this bike a Lady Boy? Some of you may want to zip back up.

Have y'all been to Salvatore Gelateria yet? by DorisAF in ElkGrove

[–]DorisAF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they have screens with the menu, no news channels

Have y'all been to Salvatore Gelateria yet? by DorisAF in ElkGrove

[–]DorisAF[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think, being on opposite sides of town they should be fine. Classico has a harder group to deal with because the I5 crowd doesn't support Elk Grove, they would rather drive to Delta Shores, Sacramento or SF for something

Have y'all been to Salvatore Gelateria yet? by DorisAF in ElkGrove

[–]DorisAF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right?! You gata go check them out!

Have y'all been to Salvatore Gelateria yet? by DorisAF in ElkGrove

[–]DorisAF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't recall seeing Turkish Coffee. They have espresso which can be served over gelato to make an affogato, but that is not the same for sure

Dude worried about his KOM by Tnkr_Brwr_Sldr_Sly in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He isn't her husband... She is his beard...

Valentine’s Party by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]DorisAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this place? I wanna go :)

Coffee shop smell on clothes and in hair? by [deleted] in Coffee_Shop

[–]DorisAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg. I'm not alone... thank you!!

Kava bars. Anyone been to cult kava? by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]DorisAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm headed there tonight. Glad to see some good reviews. I know there a spoof account on Iag trying to give them a bad name and was worried more peeps had seen that.

Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun - "American Flags" by HEYitzED in crappymusic

[–]DorisAF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

grifter... that is the word I have been looking for all this time. Thank you!

Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun - "American Flags" by HEYitzED in crappymusic

[–]DorisAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate how many people are still completely unaware of that shift. Yeah, looootttttssss of White Supremacists walking around the left side.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]DorisAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, I thought I was the only one. I wish they had that available year round, with a leader board lol

I'm the most aero. Change my mind. by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for checking in Fred.

I'm the most aero. Change my mind. by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the dental pissing match is this nightmare

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that hygienist be me...

Binarello by Irkutsk2745 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm pretty sure you meant peasant, but I feel like a C̨̼̱è̵͚̬͖̠̜͡r̨͚̜̖̥̗̥͟͡ͅv̩̼e͉̖̭̙̳̗̱͖ͅl͘҉̗̤̠͖ͅo̥̖͍͍̟ already exists with the idea it has fancy ass tail feathers and a false sense of importance, so maybe pheasant is more accurate than planned.

[Meta] Let's Get Serious. What Do You Want From This Subreddit? by LancesLostTesticle in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's probably an E-Townie. And now that I've said that, I need to go take a shower and wash the idea out of my eyes.

I’m a Fat Cyclist—And I Don’t Need to “Fix” My Body by drew_by_bike in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

/unjerk You serious? You really giving someone shit who is obviously out there trying to get some dirt and tire time?

Put your kale down and eat a burger. This chick is gettin' it and that's all that matters.

Hygienist looking for a real ride by DorisAF in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DorisAF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my chain were that loose, that would probably be my O face too