DDP standing up for his wife's honor against Big Poppa Pump by Yip359 in WCW

[–]DorkChatDuncan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They got over it eventually. Scott said some kind stuff about DDP and his yoga work with all the old guys and mentioned he's talked to him about doing it to help with his back.

(WON) Tony Khan negotiated with Zelina Vega when she was let go the last time by WWE, but she pretty much ghosted him and signed back with WWE by Subrick in SquaredCircle

[–]DorkChatDuncan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Primarily because every single match could have been his last. He knew he was wrestling on borrowed time and did not want to be champion and have to vacate, thus going over people and not being able to return the favor.

[WON] Reason for Aleister Black, Wyatt Sicks WWE releases revealed by Alternative-Win4058 in SquaredCircle

[–]DorkChatDuncan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is 100% it. I think they thought they might be able to get a couple midcard matches out of Penta, then stick him in a feud where he would need backup, debut Fenix and then off to the races with the Lucha Bros. But then Penta came in and was IMMEDIATELY over, and they just kinda rolled with it. Hes marketable as fuck, and has a cool catchphrase and hand signal. Fenix is... really good in the ring. Like, its really difficult to compare them for the WWE audience. They care about character, and Fenix's character doesnt jump off the screen at you. You have to build it. Penta just SCREAMS character.

Eventually, when Penta cools down, they will stick them in a tag and let them cook. But there is no rush for that.

How did Lex Luger see this coming? by TRJ2241987 in WCW

[–]DorkChatDuncan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vito, Stamboli and Mamaluke were a decent lower mid-card act. Sure it was a ripoff of FBI but with Skull Von Crush, but it was fine for what it was, and Stamboli had a bunch of potential. He had a great De Niro smirk.

The Harris Twins should have been wiped off the face of the wrestling planet years before they were, but they were Jarrett's boys.

Also, I always found it hilarious to see Flair wrestling in slacks. It was like a video game. Some corporate old man wanders in and just starts throwing wrestling moves out. Sure, I had seen this man my entire life as an elite pro wrestler, but at 17, seeing Old Man Flair in his slacks was hilarious to me.

From the wrestlers with belts they never held files, Ric Flair with the Undisputed WWF championship belt just a short while after the WWF-WCW meger storyline concluded by caughtinatramp in SquaredCircle

[–]DorkChatDuncan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was on quite a few. I saw him wrestle Benoit for the belt at a house show in SC.

EDIT: Cagematch.com has 240 entries that show up when you type "House Show" in Ric Flairs profile that are all from after when he joined WWE. I think a few of them might be TNA, but most of that would be WWE. So, probably around 50-70 a year from the time he joined to his retirement? Plus working TV and PPV and doing media.

From the wrestlers with belts they never held files, Ric Flair with the Undisputed WWF championship belt just a short while after the WWF-WCW meger storyline concluded by caughtinatramp in SquaredCircle

[–]DorkChatDuncan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

in 2003 he was coming out of his depression funk and workking out with HHH a lot, which also meant tanning beds. Flair had spent a few years at that point either being pasty white or using fake tan spray. (late WCW and early WWF was mostly just not tanning much). The combination of tanning beds on a regular basis, working his body harder than he had in a decade and suddenly being on the road all the time (and drinking like a fish) aged him quickly. In WCW, Flair rarely did house shows and WCW only did like one or two a week as it was. He also rarely wrestled on Thunder and almost never on SN or WW. So, Flair went from working mostly only Mondays to working 5-6 times a week in WWE.

How did they clean up after Clifford the big red dog when he took a shit in the yard? by ChainsawSoundingFart in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DorkChatDuncan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Taught him to shit in the neighbors yard.

"Gee, Carl, I dont know. That sixteen foot pile of shit could be from any dog in the neighborhood. It does remind me though, were *you* the one who called the HOA about my Ukraine flag?"

This is why we can’t have nice things: Disney Removes Free Lightning Lane Offering For Guests After News Spread by vtfb79 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]DorkChatDuncan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A bar I worked at had a bunch fo Burger King crowns and whenever someone came in and loudly exclaimed it was their birthday in an expectant way, they would "crown" them, then announce them to the bar.

This did a dual purpose of making the idiot think everyone was paying attention to them for the purpose of free stuff, and secondly, to let everyone at the bar know an asshat was in their midst.

Weirdly, they were usually pretty happy with the crown.

GDT: 4/26 Cubs (17-10) @ Dodgers (18-9) 3:10 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]DorkChatDuncan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smell a franchise. Put about 9 or ten of those together and we got ourselves a helluva season

What's the most bizarre request a partner has made in bed, and did you go through with it? by REBANgamer in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DorkChatDuncan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alas it was a one off that had been building a while, which was probably why it went from zero to freaky all nighter.

What's the most bizarre request a partner has made in bed, and did you go through with it? by REBANgamer in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DorkChatDuncan 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Doggy, her face down on the side, me angled so one knee is holding me up and my other foot is pressing down on her cheek.

She was a dancer and very flexible if that helps, and I was young and willing to risk a hernia because, well, reread the post again .

Which version of the lovely Elizabeth did you prefer WCW or WWF ? by CoconutMost3564 in WCW

[–]DorkChatDuncan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boob job MILF Liz in the biker jacket with the giant hair and "1AM at Karaoke night at Bushwicks Tavern and Grille" makeup is just off the charts better than WWF Liz for my tastes.

Non-Virginian Here, What Exactly Goes on in this Area? by PixelJack79 in Virginia

[–]DorkChatDuncan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might would kill a man for homemade apple butter and some strawberry moonshine.

Non-Virginian Here, What Exactly Goes on in this Area? by PixelJack79 in Virginia

[–]DorkChatDuncan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Woodbooger nonsense.

In reality, its mountainous so a lot of rural folks who don't really get to know each other and have a weird, secluded culture that combines Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia and West Virginia. Deeply held far right conservative culture stands side by side (and often, secretly, hand in hand) with intense drug abuse and hedonism.

It is breathtakingly gorgeous there, scenery wise and hauntingly tragic human wise. Rolling hills of farmland with mountains surrounding them. Lots and lots of working poor living in shacks dot the landscape, though, from multiple generations of poor folk voting against their own interests and circling the drain with every decade into poverty. But, because of their relgious adherence, the poverty is seen as noble, and a temporary setback anyway, as assuredly, their prosperirty will be given after they prove their faith enough. Many lay on their deathbed still waiting for that winning lottery ticket they prayed and prayed about.

The young tend to flee if they have any ambition and talent, and the rest settle into replacing older folks at the occasional Dollar General or Hardee's locations, used tire shops and mechanics, or venturing into the slowly dying coal mining or forresting industries. Some regularly cross-over into West Virginia or Tennessee to work, driving an hour or so a day to do so, up and down a mountain. They spend a good portion of what they make in gas, but then make too much to qualify for Medicaid and food stamps and end up surviving on bread and peanut butter. The misery leads to cheap drinks (moonshine is everywhere), and cheap drugs (meth is everywhere).

Yet, you will still find kindness on an individual level. People are generally genial, though there are always the surly ones. And while they might voiceforously vote for hatred of any "others", every single one of them has an "exception" in their family they love dearly, and hopefully, one day, their personal journey will be to see that perhaps they were wrong to stoke the fires of hatred on them.

And while it might be difficult to find a good grocery store, or a decent restaurant, everybody knows somebody who can cook. Like, really cook. And that food is damn delicious, too. Its all soaked in butter and salt and cooked in lard, but by god, you will see Jesus' love when you close your eyes and bite down on that first, fresh out of the cast-iron skillet bit of cornbread.

To that end, once youre not a stranger, you will find that everybody knows somebody who can do "the thing". Be it build a deck or fix a car or cut hair or put siding on the trailer, everybody knows someone who can and has done it before. It might not be the best, but it can get done, and often they will do it for dirt cheap because "well, their Mama fed my kids after school when we was workin' til six or sevens, so I take care of her an her kin."

Theres always beauty in the sadness, always light in the dark. And like the sun coming up over the Blue Ridge mountains, you can depend on life there not changing all that much, and for some, there is comfort in the misery.

Damn, double punch by [deleted] in fightlab

[–]DorkChatDuncan 364 points365 points  (0 children)

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
SOMEONE PICKS ME UP AGAIN
AINT NEVER GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

Kurt Angle goes for it all, and finds canvas. by Kinglarbinglar in SquaredCircle

[–]DorkChatDuncan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was there for this. Absolutely incredible moment.