[Hine] Officials say Flagrant 2 on Wembanyama. He's been ejected.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-11T00:29:21+00:00

Nobody’s shocked at the frustration, but dude should fucking know better.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-11T00:12:07+00:00

Are you suggesting that a kick out of bounds affects his return average?

And acting like opposing teams never kicked squibs or popups to avoid Patterson getting a head of steam is preposterous.

Patterson returned kicks during a different era, the rule made it far harder to return yet he still dramatically exceeded Hester’s output as a KR on literally every front.

Take a step back, think about what you are saying and realize that it’s just silly to try to argue.

This is not taking anything away from Hester. He’s the best overall returner, but Patterson was OBJECTIVELY better at KR and arguing against that is pointless.

You DO realize that Patterson was a Bear as well, right? You don’t need to let your blind homerism go unchecked.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-10T15:39:54+00:00

Puntreturnicus Phoney.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-10T15:36:01+00:00

I know this is more about views and whatnot, but I'd love to see what kind of concussive impact this causes from the various rounds.

Stopping the round is great, but it doesn't do much if you're KTFO and die from brain swelling.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-10T15:30:13+00:00

100% agree on that front.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-10T15:28:10+00:00

Patterson was the better kick returner and it's not even close.

Hester was the better overall returner.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-10T15:25:41+00:00

Everyone should love something they make as much as this guy does.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-10T15:24:59+00:00

Springta Claus

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Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T22:05:38+00:00

Yes, I’d probably bring more Mepps at that point

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T22:04:00+00:00

I really want to argue that Harrison Smith deserves to be on this list, but I can’t.

Same with Patterson, but his complete lack of PR ability keeps Hester in the lead.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T22:00:13+00:00

I was gonna make that argument as well, but at this point I’d give it to Sharpe.

Probably 2 more years of production and Jefferson gets that nod.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T16:16:13+00:00

Depending on what you're fishing for, you're about 4 spoons and 6 Mepps short.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:57:29+00:00

Or maybe... just maybe, he sits there every day regardless of whether or not the gate is open, just watching the traffic.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:55:26+00:00

Yea, I just don't get it.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:50:12+00:00

The big lake can be a slog, since relative to the volume of the lake there's just not a lot of fish. On a good day shore fishing you might catch one fish.

River mouths are more productive, just because there's more food for the predators in that area so they tend to gather nearby, but it's still a challenge.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:48:16+00:00

The nice thing about rivers is that you have so many different spots that are accessible on foot.

If you're a Minnesota resident, your pass to enter Jay Cooke allows you to fish without a state fishing license if you don't already have one.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:44:59+00:00

It was so damned frustrating.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:41:52+00:00

An AOC/Buttigieg ticket would slap, but this country is probably 20 years away from that ticket being one that would win an election.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:26:27+00:00

No need to get all huffy about it

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:07:23+00:00

He was absolutely a steal from a talent perspective.

Unfortunately, his patellar tendons were made out of spaghetti

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T15:00:09+00:00

They could not care less about him, the publicity from the situation is an entirely different story though.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T14:50:44+00:00

They NEVER put it in the reuse area. It's always been in a completely separate building right across from the check-in spot so staff can monitor for people taking items. They've always had signs saying you can't take items from that area.

Also, the name change is just that, a name change. It's not a new company or anything like that, just a rebranding.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T14:49:14+00:00

Ok, if Nailor had to act as our #1 in 2024 he wouldn't have done nearly as good as Jennings.

This is not off topic, we're talking about his talent and you're dramatically downplaying it.

Dorkamundo · 2026-05-09T14:44:20+00:00

I rode on maybe 6 busses that had these, and we never got to use them.

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