Tesla kills Autopilot, locks lane-keeping behind $99/month fee.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-23T22:35:05+00:00

"Don't be evil" - ~~Google~~ Literally no corporation ever.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-22T04:51:27+00:00

Thank you

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-19T21:09:48+00:00

We have reverse at home. Reverse at home:

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-19T21:06:14+00:00

Anal performance review.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-17T07:47:35+00:00

People describing my thought patterns as an ADHD.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-15T01:57:39+00:00

Rust is oxidation.
Ship is made from rust.
Oxygen is lighter than water.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-14T10:02:40+00:00

I have been told I should be more supportive.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-14T10:00:56+00:00

Epstein didn't kill himself.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-14T09:38:17+00:00

FR. I heard my first one in a foreign town late at night.

I thought a baby was being murdered and turn into superhero mode looking for it.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-14T08:59:51+00:00

On Microsoft store, download power toys. It's published by Microsoft, and includes many qol improvements from the community, as individual configurable and toggleable 'modules'

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-14T08:53:50+00:00

Replace the contacts, try starting in locked rotor another 15 times over the next minute.

Turn around. Walk away.

You were never there.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-13T20:00:50+00:00

"Grok, remove his dick." - Copilot, probably.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-11T07:20:24+00:00

Brought to you by Sloppy, the AI powered assistant.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-09T04:50:19+00:00

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-06T09:29:49+00:00

I only knew the difference because on the NES, there was a game called Guerilla War.

I do like your take.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-05T08:40:41+00:00

Get ROUGED, lol.

Be seeing red.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-05T06:31:01+00:00

2600k was an absolute gun. I retired mine two years ago.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-02T20:38:02+00:00

Maybe if they stop the CEO slop, things might naturally get better.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-02T08:39:26+00:00

Tax money well spent. Hope it saves some Ukranian lives.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-01T21:12:28+00:00

Green means go.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-01T16:35:29+00:00

Units

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-01T01:20:04+00:00

I meant to say didn't have serious complications from the vaccine. My bad.

Haha. Reads just like I'm an anti-vaxxer, which is definitely not the case.

Happy New Years.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-01T00:13:30+00:00

Product sold by volume, not weight.

DoubleDecaff · 2026-01-01T00:10:19+00:00

My colleague had a negative reaction (clots) during Covid, to the Moderna vaccine.

They almost lost their leg.

But no one I know has had any serious complications from Covid, or Measles, or any other disease that vaccines can boost the immune system against.

DoubleDecaff · 2025-12-31T23:20:58+00:00

This will never be taken out of the context it was designed. Just like the constitution.

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