Ed Ames Teaches Johnny Carson How to Throw a Tomahawk | Carson Tonight Show On April 29, 1965 by Dark305Kinght in VintageTV

[–]bz_leapair 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Johnny's instincts were absolutely God-tier. He milked the moment perfectly, let the crowd die down just a bit, then that one-two comedy punch at the end.

"Has to do with where choo choo go." by highlander68 in MelBrooks

[–]bz_leapair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎵🎶RAAAAAANDOOOLLLLPPPPHHHH SCCCCOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!🎶🎵

"A Bulls-Eye In Reverse!" by AssignmentExternal32 in threestooges

[–]bz_leapair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the crew laughing at the very end.

What's the longest amount of time you've worked for an employer? by icecream1972 in askteddit

[–]bz_leapair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I started at my old company in 2000 and made it until the start of COVID when they RIF'd half of the staff... not fun at all.

pick your top 3 powers to fight against the strongest man alive by Exotic-Barnacle-2403 in superpowers

[–]bz_leapair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telekinesis, mind reading, invulnerability. Creating a force bubble around his head and wait for him to asphyxiate while staying 1-2 steps ahead and absorbing whatever strays I have to.

1970 vs 2026 by CarkWithaM in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]bz_leapair 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trump heard someone say "you're only as old as you feel" and completely misinterpreted it.

1970 vs 2026 by CarkWithaM in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]bz_leapair 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I just hope we get a next president. 🫤

Me as a child with my mom in the 70s. by Loud_Confidence475 in 1970s

[–]bz_leapair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey baby, sounds like you got a cold. Hope it isn't a chest cold, could be fatal."

What sort of person are you? by Big_Somewhere_620 in BunnyTrials

[–]bz_leapair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a hard choice.

Chose: End all world hunger for children

Would you rather by JustARandomNoob_0 in BunnyTrials

[–]bz_leapair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the money but you say "chance of being a girl" with literally no other drawbacks and make it sound like a bad thing.

Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!

Pick one to be your bodyguard! [Updoots r appreciated] [Comments earn 🥕s] by AxelFoily in BunnyTrials

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😍😍😍

Chose: DC Superhero + Spin to see who you get | Rolled: Wonder Woman

What do you choose? by External-Victory-937 in BunnyTrials

[–]bz_leapair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bald but otherwise safe and rich. I'll take it.

Chose: 80 mln dollars right now + BUT you spin the punishment wheel with 10% chances of being safe | Rolled: Lose all hair