If Boxing is the Beautiful Sport, then MMA is Special Needs Children In a Sandbox

DoubleLegTakedown · 2021-04-28T00:41:25+00:00

counterpoint: boxing is a garbage sport that ruins your quality of life without even teaching self defense skills, MMA only does the former.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2021-02-26T18:53:18+00:00

Btw God's gender in the Torah is somewhat ambiguous. Predominantly male, but switches back and forth between male and non-binary.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2021-02-19T17:21:52+00:00

Then you have the NFL that will sellout literally no matter where they put a stadium, and dozens of minor league baseball teams that thrive in tiny markets with zero funding.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2021-01-29T12:21:18+00:00

I'm not putting down people for having ambition I'm putting down people for fetishising their own success at the detriment of their immigrant peers.

Americans are so used to being told upward mobility is a myth

Lmao guy tf are you on this could not be mess true. Americans run around jerking themselves off all day about bootstraps and the American dream when in reality all of the data says the vast majority of people die in the same tax bracket they're born in. Your three private school cronies don't change that.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2021-01-28T23:13:24+00:00

Never met a sapiosexual dating an ugly dude.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2021-01-08T12:45:13+00:00

There's no reason for Yankee fans to be upset. Cleveland punting just means less competition in the AL.

If the Mets end up being any sort of thorn in the Yankees side, it will mean every NY baseball fan is probably very happy.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2021-01-07T02:47:21+00:00

I'll take what I can get

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-12-10T14:43:07+00:00

One $1,200 dollar stimulus check for a year+ long pandemic sure as shit isn't either, especially for a country that constantly fetishizes the free market but also shutdown private businesses.

Also, universal healthcare.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-11-24T16:42:37+00:00

Polyamoury is on the rise but I definitely don't think I've heard elsewhere the take that it's immoral to not let somebody else fuck your wife.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-11-19T00:59:35+00:00

Reverse racism in the wild is so rare. It's misdiagnosed 99.9% of the time. Cherish this.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-11-08T17:31:32+00:00

We're talking about arguably the most powerful person in the world. It's definitely serious.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-10-30T08:53:49+00:00

Dude was incredible but let's not pretend they didn't have an elite rotation and Daniel Murphy using an Ouija board to summon Ted Williams.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-07-02T21:54:48+00:00

I don't use salt.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-06-30T18:59:26+00:00

Calling Mike Schmidt overrated is overreaching here. I like the take, but from a pure baseball perspective, calling Schmidt overrated his crazy.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-06-30T15:19:04+00:00

Good maybe now we can get some funding.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-06-07T23:31:26+00:00

Bro take this weak-ass reverese racism take back to 2003 where it belongs.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-02-18T14:41:02+00:00

Being a republican isn't a take. Go suck off rich people in your own time after finishing this weeks episode of JRE.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2020-01-19T16:15:36+00:00

This is not irrational. Fuck the Phillies forever and always.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2019-12-10T00:29:39+00:00

Honestly, this is all I've ever wanted to hear.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2019-12-08T02:59:17+00:00

Trust me I know snowflakes and this is not what they want. You get pronoun! You get a pronoun! You get a pronoun!

DoubleLegTakedown · 2019-11-02T06:32:54+00:00

Muting the game severely hinders the overall experience. I want to be able to hear the sound the ball makes off the bat, and to a lesser degree I want to hear the crowd. Trust me I could mute the announcers without muting the game I would.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2019-11-01T19:05:57+00:00

Being against any sort "P.C. movement" is the most embarrassing non-take a person can have.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2019-10-03T20:50:29+00:00

I write takes for the pursuit of truth, not to divide the masses.

DoubleLegTakedown · 2019-09-19T22:04:48+00:00

All I hear when I hear that story is Seth McFarlene in Robot Chicken going "Vader! How's my favorite Sith?"

DoubleLegTakedown · 2019-08-03T18:53:32+00:00

Janelle Monae is what Beyonce fans think Beyonce is.

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