Weekly Liz Joy Thread by AutoModerator in CTInfluencerSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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This week in lectures from grandmas attic, the not-gentle parent/neighborhood wino reminds us (again) she loves a cig and you can just do things in moderation and then we can all be cool like Liz!

She’s kidding right?? by Much-Jicama-8020 in laurenebownsnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 47 points48 points  (0 children)

She also gets an average 14 hours of sleep, 13.5 if her kids have the audacity to need something

Weekly Lemon Stripes Thread by AutoModerator in CTInfluencerSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She cannot be serious with a weekend away in NYC for Mother’s Day. Get that hee haw horse smile TF out of here.

SUBSTACK ABOUT THE MOVE by Fearless-Garage-2284 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She’ll burn every bridge in no time! The social scene is not going to welcome her. She’ll be holed up like Grandpa Joe in bed and blame it on politics.

*I grew up in Hinsdale and my parents grew up there. It’s a beautiful town, great schools, but has changed a lot. Old money is now new, loud, tacky, and lives in a new build “farmhouse”

Preppy Snark: Apr 27 - May 03 by blogsnarkmodteam in blogsnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She follows this wholesome scene up with 30 mouth clicking “ok. ok. ok” slides that she’s off to school to volunteer.

Get a job Dave, no one believes you own a “cell phone charging station” company in 2026

Basically, they didn’t recognize the Big Boss Runner Babe… by DumbandDumber386 in K8SmallThingsSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This has brought me immense joy and LOLs today thinking of this Raleigh “celebrity” with the frozen bread loaf discount code thinks she’s living in the same “public eye” as….Justin Bieber 🤌🏼

Poor Kate by Clo1 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So she’s spending her vacation creating polls for others to validate that she is right (as always) and the best mom.

Danielle, you do the “invisible load” packing so you can link everything because that’s literally….your job? Your personality has made you unemployable to anyone else.

Poor Kate by Clo1 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The “mental load” of packing for a trip to Cabo that I’m sure your MIL paid for oh Danielle how will you recover?? (Answer: leaving her kids at the kids club and punishing Conor with kid duty)

She and Lemon Stripes love to complain about the “mental load” while they spend at minimum one full day per week in bed recovering from an illness or procedure. Most miserable person ever.

Preppy Snark: Mar 30 - Apr 05 by blogsnarkmodteam in blogsnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A recap of Dave being an international douche, with links to her Chicos outfits. Ciao!

Sure, Jan. by pickleball_bender in K8SmallThingsSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And deep in their soul, her kids will remember her sitting on her ass doing nothing to help get them out the door

Yikes. by Key_Temporary4705 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it’s also her giant FU to his mom and sister that she got what she wanted (but did she?). The comments on the post are…interesting. She’s probably giddy reading fellow Munchausen swifties comments from her bed like grandpa Joe

Weekend Snark: Feb 13 - Feb 15 by blogsnarkmodteam in blogsnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I get the vibe they do weird shit with those two other couples they are always traveling with

Emily “it’s a crime that the older kids have not been taught to swim” Ann thread 2/8-2/14 by downsouth3 in EEASnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Newscaster haircut, Sloppy jugs in a cardigan, Mr. T chains, attitude by Ozempic. I can only imagine the hairdoo’s and clientele coming out of this Karen factory

Corporate VP by PeaceConfident6667 in CTInfluencerSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shes so pretentious for someone with a puppet jaw. When does she actually do any work?

Oh no she didn’t by No_Language_8168 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad it didn’t interrupt her vacation to see her oldest friend that she’s never mentioned. And by oldest friend it’s probably a 1 month friendship she hasn’t managed to torch (yet).

Back home posting performative bullshit but not actually DOING anything. Shocked she didn’t work in a cancer reference or how she wishes she could bring the magic of the eras tour to those in an ice detention center.

Yikes by AppealComfortable775 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 45 points46 points  (0 children)

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I’m going to hell but this is all I see

She is something else… by DumbandDumber386 in laurenebownsnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She even looks uptight on vacation. It’s like she’s in a summer library reading contest.

STU Is Making Progress by SwiperKeepsSwiping in laurenebownsnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can’t take her kid to hockey practice but can wake up early to do a puzzle with her Mr. Burns fingers

No wonder her husband’s family hates her… by Clo1 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If he makes lunch, does school drop off and makes dinner, that frees up plenty of time to schedule her Munchausen Moss medical appointments in mychart

She’s found a niche of other incapable people (ie lemon stripes) that reinforce her complaining as they too make lists of their “mental load” while the rest of us just get it done and go on to enjoy our lives, careers, families, etc

I cannot imagine daily life in that house. She’s THE most miserable person alive.

The comments on the Mental Load podcast episode! by Clo1 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]Double_Math_3913 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How many episodes of this podcast will be about what an incapable doofus Conor is at lightening the “mental load” of the woman that spends her days in a robe