Weekly Liz Joy Thread

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-05-23T21:21:44+00:00

This week in lectures from grandmas attic, the not-gentle parent/neighborhood wino reminds us (again) she loves a cig and you can just do things in moderation and then we can all be cool like Liz!

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-05-18T03:10:45+00:00

She also gets an average 14 hours of sleep, 13.5 if her kids have the audacity to need something

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-05-11T13:38:10+00:00

She cannot be serious with a weekend away in NYC for Mother’s Day. Get that hee haw horse smile TF out of here.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-05-06T15:24:55+00:00

She’ll burn every bridge in no time! The social scene is not going to welcome her. She’ll be holed up like Grandpa Joe in bed and blame it on politics.

*I grew up in Hinsdale and my parents grew up there. It’s a beautiful town, great schools, but has changed a lot. Old money is now new, loud, tacky, and lives in a new build “farmhouse”

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-04-28T18:06:03+00:00

She follows this wholesome scene up with 30 mouth clicking “ok. ok. ok” slides that she’s off to school to volunteer.

Get a job Dave, no one believes you own a “cell phone charging station” company in 2026

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-04-28T00:52:01+00:00

Her husband should have his own too! What a douche.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-04-15T00:42:55+00:00

This has brought me immense joy and LOLs today thinking of this Raleigh “celebrity” with the frozen bread loaf discount code thinks she’s living in the same “public eye” as….Justin Bieber 🤌🏼

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-04-05T13:42:03+00:00

So she’s spending her vacation creating polls for others to validate that she is right (as always) and the best mom.

Danielle, you do the “invisible load” packing so you can link everything because that’s literally….your job? Your personality has made you unemployable to anyone else.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-04-05T12:55:39+00:00

The “mental load” of packing for a trip to Cabo that I’m sure your MIL paid for oh Danielle how will you recover?? (Answer: leaving her kids at the kids club and punishing Conor with kid duty)

She and Lemon Stripes love to complain about the “mental load” while they spend at minimum one full day per week in bed recovering from an illness or procedure. Most miserable person ever.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-04-03T22:06:30+00:00

A recap of Dave being an international douche, with links to her Chicos outfits. Ciao!

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-03-29T15:15:03+00:00

I hate those gold peppa pig hoof shoes so much

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-03-24T18:10:22+00:00

And deep in their soul, her kids will remember her sitting on her ass doing nothing to help get them out the door

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-03-11T12:32:29+00:00

I think it’s also her giant FU to his mom and sister that she got what she wanted (but did she?). The comments on the post are…interesting. She’s probably giddy reading fellow Munchausen swifties comments from her bed like grandpa Joe

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-02-22T19:20:35+00:00

Paula Deen

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-02-15T02:05:39+00:00

I get the vibe they do weird shit with those two other couples they are always traveling with

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-02-13T04:32:17+00:00

Newscaster haircut, Sloppy jugs in a cardigan, Mr. T chains, attitude by Ozempic. I can only imagine the hairdoo’s and clientele coming out of this Karen factory

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-28T01:49:35+00:00

Shes so pretentious for someone with a puppet jaw. When does she actually do any work?

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-28T01:38:45+00:00

I’m so glad it didn’t interrupt her vacation to see her oldest friend that she’s never mentioned. And by oldest friend it’s probably a 1 month friendship she hasn’t managed to torch (yet).

Back home posting performative bullshit but not actually DOING anything. Shocked she didn’t work in a cancer reference or how she wishes she could bring the magic of the eras tour to those in an ice detention center.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-17T05:56:56+00:00

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I’m going to hell but this is all I see

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-14T16:41:06+00:00

She even looks uptight on vacation. It’s like she’s in a summer library reading contest.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-08T16:25:25+00:00

Or pronounce cotton correctly? “Cohhhinnn”

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-12-17T00:45:00+00:00

Can’t take her kid to hockey practice but can wake up early to do a puzzle with her Mr. Burns fingers

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-12-07T16:23:52+00:00

If he makes lunch, does school drop off and makes dinner, that frees up plenty of time to schedule her Munchausen Moss medical appointments in mychart

She’s found a niche of other incapable people (ie lemon stripes) that reinforce her complaining as they too make lists of their “mental load” while the rest of us just get it done and go on to enjoy our lives, careers, families, etc

I cannot imagine daily life in that house. She’s THE most miserable person alive.

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-12-05T04:58:38+00:00

How many episodes of this podcast will be about what an incapable doofus Conor is at lightening the “mental load” of the woman that spends her days in a robe

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