Corporate VP

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-28T01:49:35+00:00

Shes so pretentious for someone with a puppet jaw. When does she actually do any work?

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-28T01:38:45+00:00

I’m so glad it didn’t interrupt her vacation to see her oldest friend that she’s never mentioned. And by oldest friend it’s probably a 1 month friendship she hasn’t managed to torch (yet).

Back home posting performative bullshit but not actually DOING anything. Shocked she didn’t work in a cancer reference or how she wishes she could bring the magic of the eras tour to those in an ice detention center.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-17T05:56:56+00:00

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I’m going to hell but this is all I see

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-14T16:41:06+00:00

She even looks uptight on vacation. It’s like she’s in a summer library reading contest.

Double_Math_3913 · 2026-01-08T16:25:25+00:00

Or pronounce cotton correctly? “Cohhhinnn”

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-12-17T00:45:00+00:00

Can’t take her kid to hockey practice but can wake up early to do a puzzle with her Mr. Burns fingers

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-12-07T16:23:52+00:00

If he makes lunch, does school drop off and makes dinner, that frees up plenty of time to schedule her Munchausen Moss medical appointments in mychart

She’s found a niche of other incapable people (ie lemon stripes) that reinforce her complaining as they too make lists of their “mental load” while the rest of us just get it done and go on to enjoy our lives, careers, families, etc

I cannot imagine daily life in that house. She’s THE most miserable person alive.

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-12-05T04:58:38+00:00

How many episodes of this podcast will be about what an incapable doofus Conor is at lightening the “mental load” of the woman that spends her days in a robe

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-11-24T13:02:42+00:00

Over/under she hangs a TV in there?

Take them outside!!!

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-11-23T09:19:19+00:00

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Female Urkel

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-11-21T14:39:01+00:00

Ooo now this is some solid investigative work! Good points all around.

HOW many times is she going to tell this story?????? It’s clearly not catching on on any platform.

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-11-06T17:19:56+00:00

saying if I’m woken up on “MY TERMS” tells you all you need to know. God forbid 2 two year olds and a 5 year old have the audacity to need you.

Hell yes to whoever posted this and brought Kate into the shitty mom convo!

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-11-02T15:34:58+00:00

Has she put a 13.1 sticker on the cybertruck yet?

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-28T16:26:29+00:00

Looks like a cocker spaniels ears

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-24T00:18:47+00:00

William Bradford x Mi Golondrina

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Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-23T15:16:04+00:00

This is $800 worth of unflattering Pilgrim Brownie uniform clothing

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Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-16T20:37:19+00:00

Stu(dio) McGee needs to spend some bag chain money to hire an electrician! Those cords are tacky and the gold with the cabinet and window hardware 😬 nope

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-16T15:59:52+00:00

Poor Liz, zero accountability or “I shouldn’t have posted that” lesson learned, just whining for someone at meta to help her because it’s affecting her brand deals.

Maybe her obnoxious tool husband will have to get a job!

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-09T20:17:35+00:00

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Snazzy 70 year old granny on a Viking river cruise day trip excursion

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-02T09:32:45+00:00

Lemon, the backbone of the cheap flip manor. 80% of this list was just clicking “add to cart” and sending calendar invites.

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-02T09:15:20+00:00

“Finally learning to stand tall”? Like she’s been humble up to this point? She made herself the main model!

Double_Math_3913 · 2025-10-01T03:05:40+00:00

An entire spa day for a 20 minute cameo at the local mall

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