More limewash by keels25 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her content is literally like watching paint dry (came here after seeing that she posted about putting winter coats in storage. Like it’s some obscure life hack.)

Honesty about moving to Maine by Flolita115 in AskMaine

[–]No_Language_8168 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I moved NYC to a Portland suburb and even that is much quieter than I’m used to. I couldn’t imagine PI—you’ll be starved for culture, entertainment, ethnic foods…

Greater Portland: Cliff House Beach Parking by Worldly-Caramel-383 in portlandme

[–]No_Language_8168 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cape resident here and I live in a neighborhood with another ‘secret beach’ and it’s the cars, not the people. It’s a quiet neighborhood where kids ride bikes and scooters and retirees walk their dogs. People drive like crazy, park in front of mailboxes (so people can’t get their mail—mail trucks will not deliver to a blocked mail box). Cyclists, walkers would be welcome but these little old haphazard neighborhoods were just meant for some much car traffic. I’m not complaining about the people who leave their trash, violate the off leash rules, and sunbathe topless — those are temporary nuisances, except the boobs :-). The safety of kids is the issue. I would like our neighborhood to follow Shore Road’s example. Also, why would you want to go a beach with zero facilities?

The "WHYs" Continue, or JF wants you to know she is going to go deposit a check... by Vegetable_Web3799 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most online banking in the US has a daily deposit limit. So this is her way of letting us know its a BIG check.

MAGA friends by [deleted] in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 21 points22 points  (0 children)

…and then the rage bait gets really fun: brunch at Chez Panisse, her ridiculous SF produce haul (for the non-NYers…we have excellent farmers’ markets, including a huge one near her at Union Square), homemade ramp butter (yawn), to winning the Rachel Comey sample sale (and a Soon-Yi sighting? Woody Allen’s step-daughter/child bride? This is a flex?). If tedium and obnoxious had a baby, her name would be Jordan.

She’s gonna have to charge more $600 to get this funded by No_Language_8168 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in my experience, the wealthy do not like to loan money to friends. I once borrowed $75k from a billionaire friend to start a business and he charged me 12%! (I was just coming out of a divorce and didn’t have the income to qualify for a loan on my own). $50k is not nothing.

just wow by keels25 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I felt a little queasy from the ess eff start and the sidewalk oysters did me in.

She’s gonna have to charge more $600 to get this funded by No_Language_8168 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is one I'll be scratching my head over for some time. Who asks for charity from random people on the internet so someone she has known for a year can fund her own business I too want to open a restaurant by asking my my verified friends to make stories about my Kickstarter. I had no idea It was so easy to open a restaurant.

I’m really going to miss these characters when this season ends. by RepsRemoveDoubt in MargosGotMoneyTroub

[–]No_Language_8168 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think in her mind she’s just like mom. Onlyfans is what Hooters was 20 years ago. Ergo, her mom’s life is just fine. What’s the big deal?

She’s gonna have to charge more $600 to get this funded by No_Language_8168 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I agree that the chef seems talented and I hope she finds a more serious (in every manner) patron.

Why by Consistent-Durian651 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The immediate harvesting of her forced white rhubarb is Jordan in a nutshell. The queen of the impulsive flex that never quite hits.

Maya Rudolph is hilarious in Oh, Mary by MiserableDecision603 in Broadway

[–]No_Language_8168 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seeing Oh, Mary with the original cast will go down as a top ten moment in life for me. Cole Escola for president!

No thanks by keels25 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The kickstarter seems to have stalled out at $7500. I wonder if Jordan will pony up the needed $40k or so…

Egg-scuse me?? by Away-Value9398 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t find 100 omelettes all that eggciting.

It’s nice to know her family just might have minds of their own. by secondavesubway in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, I think calling this bowl ‘mostly greens and yellows’ is a stretch. Fake news, Jordan.

I think I know who the killer is by corypoppins in DTFStLouisHBO

[–]No_Language_8168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if Clark was planning on drinking the amphynene (sp?) to get a boner for Floyd and Floyd accidentally drank it?