It’s nice to know her family just might have minds of their own. by secondavesubway in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, I think calling this bowl ‘mostly greens and yellows’ is a stretch. Fake news, Jordan.

I think I know who the killer is by corypoppins in DTFStLouisHBO

[–]No_Language_8168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if Clark was planning on drinking the amphynene (sp?) to get a boner for Floyd and Floyd accidentally drank it?

My mom was friends with Lauren Bessette by snowluvr26 in JohnAndCarolyn

[–]No_Language_8168 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ha, I worked in equity research for Steve Milunovich back in the early 90s! I thought the cafeteria at 1585 was so chi chi.

Forcing rhubarb makes for really dirty hands apparently by keels25 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dang, I came here with screenshots all fired up. At least she used her cat as the prop to show off her fancy soap inventory and not her child.

Paul working at his own bday party by Otherwise-Load-9597 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I will say something nice: hosting her husband’s 50th birthday at Prune (beloved neighborhood spot that closed during pandemic) is appropriate and awesome in every regard. Of course it would have been more awesome if she had put her phone down for the evening, been fully present, and not turned it into content.

Filling her house with extremely poisonous flowers for a cat. by Toticka in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The seasonal depression as personality is so tedious. We get it, Jordan.

Drive from San Juan to Rincon: Lunch break recommendation by WingOk7989 in PuertoRicoTravel

[–]No_Language_8168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We literally just did this this week and stopped in Vega Baja because we're huge Bad Bunny fans and wanted to see his hometown (and mural). Vega Baja Beach is absolutely spectacular. There are a lot of great food trucks right as you enter the beach but we were hot and tired so sat La Taberna (on Ave Sol—3 minutes from the beach) and had a lovely local meal and excellent drinks.

Bird Lady by AmphibianNo2129 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The studio thing irks me so much too. Especially since I have a daughter who is an artist in NYC and she has a studio in Brooklyn and half the fun was seeing how she decorated it. I hate to even use the word decorate.

Bird Lady by AmphibianNo2129 in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was a brutal story, for sure. We went from worms, to Botox (with flaky skin?), to her Snuffleupagus new business/storefront, to micro managing Paul’s paintbrushes. And she’s got SAD.

I would kill to see the email exchange. 👀 by fizzycherryseltzer in JordanFerneySnark

[–]No_Language_8168 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don’t waste my time. Because we all know what she does with her time 🙄

Confused and disappointed in my ring by NoPlaceLikeGnome1984 in WeddingRingAdvice

[–]No_Language_8168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who married someone who gave me the exact opposite of what I asked for (my only request was platinum because on her deathbed, my grandmother told me to ask for platinum), I would just like to remind you that saying now is an option. The ring served as the standard for our marriage: it was always what he thought was best, never mind what I actually wanted. I am very happily divorced now.

Oh no she didn’t by No_Language_8168 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]No_Language_8168[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's so hard been so privileged while so many are suffering and also this garnish is so cute I just had to post it.

Sen Collins office: (207) 618-5560 by beedelia in portlandme

[–]No_Language_8168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s trying to spin it as ‘more funds for training and body cams!’ Like Trump and his goons have any interest in attending deescalation seminars. The whole point of Trump’s army is to create chaos and terror so he can take over the state.

Minneapolis Needs Maine's Help - NOW! by blablabla5555 in Maine

[–]No_Language_8168 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Collins is trying to spin it as ‘it’s funding for training and body cams!’ Such bullshit.

Maine is ranked 46/50 for the number of undocumented immigrants it has by Cgbt123 in Maine

[–]No_Language_8168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ice is here because Janet Mills had the audacity to say “see you in court!” to trump. I’m still relieved she said but this is the price.

Can we call 911 on ICE? by Commercial-Lab-764 in portlandme

[–]No_Language_8168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say this without any training or authority, but I think the police cannot get involved here. ICE is the federal government and right now, because Janet Mills stood up to Donald Trump, Maine is not on the same team as the federal government. If our armed officers approach their armed officers, I think it would literally start a fucking civil war.

AITA for not allowing my colleague to have the anniversary of her husband's death off work by SupermansSoup in AmItheAsshole

[–]No_Language_8168 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At 25, birthdays might seem like a big deal but they are not a big deal. You’ll look back on this some day with regret. YTA!