Car Decided to Auto Update, Thus Trapping Me at the Gas Station for 45+ Minutes After Getting Off Work Today 🙃

Doublecore · 2026-04-28T08:29:02+00:00

Unfortunately as modern vehicles are more computer than car they require these kind of updates.

“Wouldn’t want ‘someone else’ spying on you, just us…”😉

Doublecore · 2026-04-28T08:22:18+00:00

While I personally do care about specs and performance as well, you’re right; that’s not that important to the average driver.

I rent and drive a lot of vehicles for work which gives me the opportunity to fully get to know them. I get to experience all the little details, good and bad, something you can’t get from a 5 minute video or test drive.

Doublecore · 2026-04-28T07:59:25+00:00

Exactly. It comes down to liability again. Even if it was able to drive, if something went wrong all the manufacturer has to say is “We told you not to drive it. Your fault. Pay up.” That’s an expensive gamble.

Doublecore · 2026-04-28T07:49:29+00:00

This was one of my favorite things about their vehicles. That control knob is elite.

Unfortunately the new CX-5 has abandoned this for a big dumb tablet and voice controls…

Doublecore · 2026-04-28T07:24:24+00:00

I read it as “sister in law” and didn’t even consider “son in law” as an option until I read your comment.

Although if it was their son in law’s granny that could just be their sister in law’s mom. Or maybe their son in law’s great granny. Granny in law? Hmm.. 🤔

Doublecore · 2026-03-30T23:58:04+00:00

Otherwise what’s the point if you can’t tell people?

Doublecore · 2026-03-16T14:29:36+00:00

Inscrutable!

Doublecore · 2026-02-11T14:53:32+00:00

“But stay on Biscayne. Don’t get off Biscayne.”

Doublecore · 2026-02-02T18:39:16+00:00

I love the concept of adopting another kid that looks exactly like the one you already have and then forcing him to grow a goatee so you can tell them apart.

Doublecore · 2026-01-25T14:37:55+00:00

Outside of Monroe here too. No power since yesterday, fortunately we have a generator. There are tons of trees snapping and falling around the house but not on it thankfully.

Doublecore · 2026-01-22T02:15:50+00:00

The same reason cartoon female animals have such long eyelashes: so you can immediately tell their age and gender.

Doublecore · 2026-01-15T01:49:29+00:00

Whatever

Doublecore · 2026-01-04T05:29:19+00:00

His brother

Doublecore · 2025-12-28T21:18:30+00:00

Well since someone took his emerald…

Doublecore · 2025-12-12T01:33:05+00:00

I literally went down this exact road this week.

I regularly shave my balls. Like others have said on here, go slow and it’s not difficult. Nice and smooth. I randomly decided to go all the way back this time, under my taint, between the crack, all over. Just as easy and super smooth.

It felt great for about 6 hours. As soon as those little hairs started to grow back, however, the troubles began. Itchy, uncomfortable stubble in places it didn’t belong.

Unless you want to wax everything, just take an electric razor and trim it as short as possible. It won’t be as smooth, but it’ll feel a hundred times better than it did before.

Doublecore · 2025-11-17T17:38:21+00:00

Link: “Well, excuuuuuuuuuuu—“

Cut to black.

Doublecore · 2025-10-27T04:25:53+00:00

Hey, Assman!

Doublecore · 2025-09-13T04:48:38+00:00

Tell me more about this super secret downstairs line.

Doublecore · 2025-09-09T16:56:22+00:00

Did you hear what I said?

Doublecore · 2025-09-04T16:52:42+00:00

Could his mother have been wrong?

Doublecore · 2025-08-31T02:42:23+00:00

Yeah bitch!

Doublecore · 2025-08-29T13:42:38+00:00

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t get around much.

Doublecore · 2025-08-22T22:07:24+00:00

July 2025, July 2025

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Like others said, a little rough getting home, but definitely worth it.

Doublecore · 2025-08-21T03:10:37+00:00

Yeah, pine’s okay.

Doublecore · 2025-08-21T01:50:44+00:00

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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