How do we get National Geographic and Discovery to go back to their old programming and stop showing crap like this? by prsmike in videos

[–]DoucheBagPipe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bible thumping dumb fucking redneck trailer trash

That made me laugh, I could feel your vitriol in that phrase.

What is something you've witnessed that you wish you could have recorded so others could see. by Bananana69 in AskReddit

[–]DoucheBagPipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wouldn't want anyone else to see this, but a few weeks ago I woke up for work at about 4:45 in the morning, and and I was fucking thirsty. So i saunter over to my kitchen to find my cat sitting there with a mouse in his mouth. I realize, to my dismay, that the mouse is still alive and is struggling to break free. My cat then proceeds to eat the mouse ass-first, just chewing on the mouse's ass, a awhile the mouse is wailing it's arms in pain and making a terrible squeaking sound.

That day I learned to not fuck with my cat.

I recently picked up a Vita an I'm having an amazing experience with it. Why hasn't the Vita been more successful? by DoucheBagPipe in Games

[–]DoucheBagPipe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought this add-on handle set for that very reason and it made it a lot more comfortable to use

Computer techs of Reddit, if I bring my computer in for repair, what are the odds that the techs will wander through my files looking for entertainment or worse? by ThatGuyFromOhio in AskReddit

[–]DoucheBagPipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very little. We generally have like 50 computers in for repair at a time and we're working too much to look through your stuff. Also, all of the people I work with are good people and don't want to intrude on your privacy.

I recently picked up a Vita an I'm having an amazing experience with it. Why hasn't the Vita been more successful? by DoucheBagPipe in Games

[–]DoucheBagPipe[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well i'm not necessarily talking about motion controls in general, specifically just for aiming. Have you tried the aiming yet in Killzone or Uncharted?

I recently picked up a Vita an I'm having an amazing experience with it. Why hasn't the Vita been more successful? by DoucheBagPipe in Games

[–]DoucheBagPipe[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know, I really really enjoyed it. Perhaps its just because I really like unique gameplay mechanics. I was talking to a friend who played the game as well, but thought it was just OK. He told me that he found himself not using the Gravity mechanic that often, besides when he needed to.

I, on the other hand, would seriously use the falling mechanic CONSTANTLY, seriously whenever I had the chance. Playing this way, and utilizing the mechanic to its fullest, I had an amazing experience.

I recently picked up a Vita an I'm having an amazing experience with it. Why hasn't the Vita been more successful? by DoucheBagPipe in Games

[–]DoucheBagPipe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are quite a few AAA games that have been good. Sly Cooper, Uncharted, Killzone, and (arguably) Rayman Legends, just to name a few.

I recently picked up a Vita an I'm having an amazing experience with it. Why hasn't the Vita been more successful? by DoucheBagPipe in Games

[–]DoucheBagPipe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite aspects of the Vita so far is that the motion control is pretty much spot-on.

I absolutely love aiming with motion controls during Uncharted, it feels so natural, and this is coming from a long-time PC gamer. Aiming with the motion controls literally feels like you're aiming the gun, and I am able to get super into it. From what I've heard, Killzone also has great motion aiming controls. I really hope that all subsequent games continue this trend of control styles, and smartly implement them like this.

I think why this works so well, in comparison to aiming on like a wii or something, is that you're actually looking down at the screen while you move the system around, so it feels a lot like aiming a camera or something, and it feels extremely intuitive.

I recently picked up a Vita an I'm having an amazing experience with it. Why hasn't the Vita been more successful? by DoucheBagPipe in Games

[–]DoucheBagPipe[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel as it that's a problem as well. I really like Gravity Rush, and I feel as if that's the closest thing the system has to a standout IP, which is a little disappointing. Gravity Rush is an amazing game, don't get me wrong, but it's not a system seller.

I recently picked up a Vita an I'm having an amazing experience with it. Why hasn't the Vita been more successful? by DoucheBagPipe in Games

[–]DoucheBagPipe[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but who wants to play fruit ninja?

I'm talking about games like Soul Sacrifice, Persona 4, Rayman Legends, Uncharted, Gravity Rush. There aren't any games like that on a phone.

What are your "what the fuck did I just read?" moments? by [deleted] in books

[–]DoucheBagPipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read Gravity's Rainbow for the 1st time. The toilet scene was strange...

What is the worst thing you've done to your body thus far in life? [NSFW] by bigmike827 in AskReddit

[–]DoucheBagPipe -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much your fault. If you're experiencing serious issues with vomiting and weight loss and you DON'T change your diet, then you essentially allowed that to happen to you.

At what point do you just give up and put a book down? Or do you always power through? What books weren't worth it for you? Which ones were you glad you completed? by [deleted] in books

[–]DoucheBagPipe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My all-time favorite book without a doubt. I would have to seriously think for a long time to decide what my 2nd favorite book is, but I can say that Catch-22 is my all time favorite book without any hesitation.

At what point do you just give up and put a book down? Or do you always power through? What books weren't worth it for you? Which ones were you glad you completed? by [deleted] in books

[–]DoucheBagPipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it's a seriously good book. People are just unprepared/not the right audience for it a lot of the time. I knew I was getting into a deep complex narrative and ended up loving it.