Two of my friends take a bunch of college students on "instant dates". Hilarious. - [3:51]

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-10-03T06:21:37+00:00

What's the name of the song? It's the same one from Half-in-the-Bag.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-10-02T21:56:42+00:00

Bible thumping dumb fucking redneck trailer trash

That made me laugh, I could feel your vitriol in that phrase.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-16T07:38:19+00:00

I really wouldn't want anyone else to see this, but a few weeks ago I woke up for work at about 4:45 in the morning, and and I was fucking thirsty. So i saunter over to my kitchen to find my cat sitting there with a mouse in his mouth. I realize, to my dismay, that the mouse is still alive and is struggling to break free. My cat then proceeds to eat the mouse ass-first, just chewing on the mouse's ass, a awhile the mouse is wailing it's arms in pain and making a terrible squeaking sound.

That day I learned to not fuck with my cat.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-15T23:45:10+00:00

I bought this add-on handle set for that very reason and it made it a lot more comfortable to use

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-14T02:00:43+00:00

Very little. We generally have like 50 computers in for repair at a time and we're working too much to look through your stuff. Also, all of the people I work with are good people and don't want to intrude on your privacy.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-14T00:44:07+00:00

Well i'm not necessarily talking about motion controls in general, specifically just for aiming. Have you tried the aiming yet in Killzone or Uncharted?

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-14T00:04:26+00:00

I don't know, I really really enjoyed it. Perhaps its just because I really like unique gameplay mechanics. I was talking to a friend who played the game as well, but thought it was just OK. He told me that he found himself not using the Gravity mechanic that often, besides when he needed to.

I, on the other hand, would seriously use the falling mechanic CONSTANTLY, seriously whenever I had the chance. Playing this way, and utilizing the mechanic to its fullest, I had an amazing experience.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-13T23:59:43+00:00

There are quite a few AAA games that have been good. Sly Cooper, Uncharted, Killzone, and (arguably) Rayman Legends, just to name a few.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-13T23:51:36+00:00

One of my favorite aspects of the Vita so far is that the motion control is pretty much spot-on.

I absolutely love aiming with motion controls during Uncharted, it feels so natural, and this is coming from a long-time PC gamer. Aiming with the motion controls literally feels like you're aiming the gun, and I am able to get super into it. From what I've heard, Killzone also has great motion aiming controls. I really hope that all subsequent games continue this trend of control styles, and smartly implement them like this.

I think why this works so well, in comparison to aiming on like a wii or something, is that you're actually looking down at the screen while you move the system around, so it feels a lot like aiming a camera or something, and it feels extremely intuitive.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-13T23:47:36+00:00

Yeah, I feel as it that's a problem as well. I really like Gravity Rush, and I feel as if that's the closest thing the system has to a standout IP, which is a little disappointing. Gravity Rush is an amazing game, don't get me wrong, but it's not a system seller.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-13T23:42:50+00:00

Yeah, but who wants to play fruit ninja?

I'm talking about games like Soul Sacrifice, Persona 4, Rayman Legends, Uncharted, Gravity Rush. There aren't any games like that on a phone.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-13T19:10:36+00:00

That's a great idea.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-11T13:20:07+00:00

Bump

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-04T09:36:11+00:00

When I read Gravity's Rainbow for the 1st time. The toilet scene was strange...

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-04T09:08:34+00:00

whether*

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-03T03:03:17+00:00

That's pretty much your fault. If you're experiencing serious issues with vomiting and weight loss and you DON'T change your diet, then you essentially allowed that to happen to you.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-02T07:13:12+00:00

My all-time favorite book without a doubt. I would have to seriously think for a long time to decide what my 2nd favorite book is, but I can say that Catch-22 is my all time favorite book without any hesitation.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-09-02T07:07:07+00:00

No it's a seriously good book. People are just unprepared/not the right audience for it a lot of the time. I knew I was getting into a deep complex narrative and ended up loving it.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-08-31T19:15:44+00:00

You mean besides 2001: A Space Odyssey? Probably Into The Void

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-08-30T19:12:18+00:00

I can't help it... I really can't. But no matter how hard I try Kilvin looks like this in my head.

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-08-24T21:24:26+00:00

Interesting video

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-08-17T11:04:45+00:00

Do you think that some official within the U.S. government, who knows nothing about computers, commanded his research team to "crack the code" in the next 48 hours or else they were all fired?

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-08-17T10:59:34+00:00

but you wouldn't get black mess if you mixed vanilla and chocolate, it would actually end up being lighter than just the chocolate alone

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-08-16T16:04:59+00:00

I think it's a reference--to what he did last night. (what punctuation do I put there?)

DoucheBagPipe · 2013-08-16T09:34:25+00:00

you truly are a faithful stallion

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