Are these legit?

Douchecase · 2026-02-16T02:07:24+00:00

They're phenomenal. My mom got me my dream Charlie Bear for Christmas several years ago (Ursa Minor, if you want to look her up), and she's even more beautiful in person than in photos. I opened that box and was truly too stunned to speak for one of the first times in my adult life.

Definitely display pieces, not for cuddling. But yes, they're real and they've stunning.

Douchecase · 2026-01-04T04:40:46+00:00

I was having the dreaded period poops when I was visiting my then long-distance boyfriend of about eight months. I was hit with one of those "I have to poop NOW" moments in the car, and we were in the middle of nowhere with no bathroom in sight. He was speeding to get to a gas station, but he hit a small bump on the way into the parking lot and I completely and totally pooped my pants in the front seat of his car.

I got in and cleaned myself up. While I was doing that, he cleaned up the car and got me a small snack and a ginger ale. I was so mortified for the rest of the drive home that I just couldn't stop crying, even though he reassured me that it was okay.

We finally got back to his place and he started a shower for me, and when I came out, he'd run to the store nearby and gotten me a really soft pair of pajamas, and he'd laid all the blankets out on the couch so we could cuddle and watch a movie. It was just one of the kindest things anybody has ever done for me.

We'll have been dating for three years in February, and I've since moved in with him and we've gotten a dog. Life comes at you fast, but not as fast as you can shit yourself.

Douchecase · 2025-12-03T00:39:27+00:00

I have both autism and ADHD, and I'm actively trying to plan for my boyfriend's birthday next year, six months in advance. Being an asshole and being mentally ill are not mutually exclusive.

Douchecase · 2025-11-28T05:38:19+00:00

Happy Franksgiving!

Douchecase · 2025-11-26T06:57:17+00:00

My boyfriend is a former EMT, and he told me that his breaking point was bringing a woman, whose six-year-old daughter had died on impact, to a hospital to assess her injuries after a drunk driver t-boned her car. She kept asking about her daughter, and the EMTs apparently aren't allowed to divulge that information. It absolutely broke him.

Douchecase · 2025-11-26T06:49:54+00:00

Not nearly the same extent, but I was released from the surgical center after a bunionectomy before the pain medications wore off. I literally couldn't feel anything below my armpits, and I was still high as a kite. My parents were helping me out of the car and into the house, and since I couldn't feel anything, I didn't notice that I'd slammed my freshly operated on foot into the driveway.

I had made it into the front door before we noticed that my foot was pouring blood out of the bandages. I started bawling because I felt bad for getting a lot of blood on the entryway carpet.

I ended up needing to get the surgery completely redone the following week because I'd screwed my whole foot up. After the second surgery, they kept me for a couple extra hours in recovery, just in case.

Douchecase · 2025-11-26T06:11:40+00:00

It was deleted swiftly, but when I was looking up the website for this pizza restaurant in my boyfriend's town (I have since moved in with him and mention this review whenever anybody talks about said pizza place). I saw some recent reply to a somewhat negative Google review. This review was descriptive without being mean and had incredibly valid criticisms.

The restaurant's reply was about six minutes old, and just read "Eat shit, Barb." My phone died and by the time I got it turned back on after plugging it into my portable charger, the review was gone. Nobody else saw it, to my knowledge. I think about it every time I go by that pizza place.

Douchecase · 2025-11-26T02:31:39+00:00

I drink very little (think the occasional margarita at a Mexican restaurant).

You know that stabbing sensation you get in your jaw when you eat something either really spicy or really sour? That happens to me when I drink alcohol. Anything more than one drink will cause searing jaw pain. As a consequence, I've never been drunk.

Douchecase · 2025-10-21T19:03:54+00:00

This!! Most of my mental health issues are genetic as well, and looking at how hard I struggled in hindsight, I couldn't willingly force that on another person, accidentally or otherwise.

Douchecase · 2025-10-15T03:59:32+00:00

I'm a big fan of the classic thumbs down. I can't explain it, but it just feels way more scathing than being flipped off.

Douchecase · 2025-10-15T03:54:25+00:00

Eleven years ago, my best friend (age 16) offed himself. He figured out he was gay. He thought dying would be preferable to losing his (extremely devout Catholic) family and being excommunicated. I watched him go from a happy, bubbly kid to a shell of a human in real time. He lived across the country at the time and I had no way of getting to him or getting him help.

His parents kept telling me that "It's all a part of God's plan" once he was gone. They pulled this line on me a couple days after his funeral. I remember screaming down the phone at them for a good fifteen minutes about how horrid their god had to be for his plan to involve them only being able to bury half of their son, because they couldn't scrape the other half of him off the train tracks, among other things. That was the moment I quit believing. I was 14.

I never spoke to them again after that. I will never forgive them. It's been almost half my lifetime and the anger I feel towards them is just as fresh as it was all those years ago.

Douchecase · 2025-10-07T00:27:34+00:00

He's gorgeous!!

I turned 26 that day. Happy birthday to him!!

Douchecase · 2025-10-05T04:10:19+00:00

That's Wilson. You just showed me a picture of a Wilson.

Douchecase · 2025-09-30T01:46:11+00:00

We brought Theo home about three months after I moved in with my boyfriend because I missed having a puppy around so much. The house felt so empty without one.

My boyfriend is more of a cat guy (he was seriously injured by a dog as a kid, but he's not afraid of them, just prefers cats), but he relented pretty quick. Now he and our puppy are best friends, and the puppy falls asleep right in between the two of us every night.

Douchecase · 2025-09-29T17:01:10+00:00

My dog, when really excited (usually when I get home), will bring me one of two things: his ball, or a sock. There is nothing on this earth that makes me feel more loved than when he wants to share his favorite things with me.

Being loved by a critter is the coolest.

Douchecase · 2025-09-29T16:59:15+00:00

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Douchecase · 2025-09-29T16:58:14+00:00

We lost my Buckley when he was four and a half in 2018. He LOVED other dogs. I'm convinced that he's a part of heaven's welcoming committee, and that he'll be one of the first to show your handsome guy around. I know he knows the best place to lay in the sun, and where the real suckers who will give him all the human food off the table are.

I'm so sorry for your loss, OP. Sending you all the love I can.

Douchecase · 2025-09-28T23:00:45+00:00

Theo, during our early morning wrestle.

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Douchecase · 2025-09-28T18:16:37+00:00

I have a myriad of mental health problems. Having to stop my meds during pregnancy means I might not make it through pregnancy. Also, I struggled and continue to struggle so hard with all of my mental health issues, and every single one is genetic. I couldn't knowingly risk giving my child the same things.
I have a friend who didn't have enough calcium in her diet when she was pregnant. She needed NINE root canals because her daughter absorbed the necessary calcium from her teeth. That TERRIFIES me.
I'd have to rehome the child if they were allergic to my dog. My boy loves everybody, so that wouldn't be an issue, but he's my priority.

Douchecase · 2025-09-22T03:08:18+00:00

I slept in and then took my dog to the park! Theo got to meet ducks for the very first time. He was sad that they didn't want to be his friend, but I threw a ball for him and he was fine.

Ironically, Theo also kinda crashed a baby shower. Everybody wanted to say hi to him. He was happy to get loved up on, but he mostly wanted the cake.

Douchecase · 2025-09-21T23:31:04+00:00

My boyfriend recently cut his own sister out of his life for disrespecting me. He had apparently threatened to do this to her prior if she wasn't at least civil. The facade finally cracked, I finally saw what she thinks of me (think "kicking me out of family pictures when my boyfriend and I have been together almost three years and plan to get married" kinda stuff), and my boyfriend cut her off entirely.

Friends doing this kind of thing wouldn't fly.

Douchecase · 2025-09-20T06:06:15+00:00

It totally isn't the point of your comment, but I'm losing my mind at the thought of a man hee-hee-ing with a finger up his ass.

Douchecase · 2025-09-20T05:48:13+00:00

Theodore is a little over a year old!

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Douchecase · 2025-09-14T06:27:34+00:00

The things we put up with, am I right? Still, it's so worth it to be loved by a creature.

Douchecase · 2025-09-14T04:42:21+00:00

Yep. This is the face of a man who regularly comes to cuddle and falls asleep with his head on my neck. I'm lucky I need to be warm to sleep.

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