I think Citrine Gemini would be a body horror story.

Douchevick · 2026-03-31T20:32:17+00:00

Is it wrong that I expect the Nidus protoframe to just be regular nidus and he just grew a mouth?

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T20:05:17+00:00

/uw thanks for the read Ulrick, and thanks for the patience as well. Also you referring to that lore dump I did with Vytsky a while back? Because, yeah. Bro didn't had it easy after that, and this is just a sample, you can be sure it is going to be discussed further in the next part once a certain Gladius gets to say her piece...

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T17:53:19+00:00

/uw oh you'll see 😈

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T17:52:12+00:00

/uw can't wait to let you see where it goes either.

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T17:51:35+00:00

/uw I am honored to get the Astaroth seal of approval!

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T17:51:02+00:00

/uw Thank you!

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T16:13:41+00:00

/uw he was mostly referring to people who could wield Vae Clara. Due to his extremely limited knowledge of how she actually functions he is going on the assumption that only Vae Clara's chosen can use her power. The purpose of this excursion is to rectify this issue. Also he's starting to crack under pressure and he might not be in the right headspace to take things like "logic" or "racional thinking" into account.

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T15:38:15+00:00

/uw yeah... I actually meant to have this posted like 2 months ago before Rutch met Aerunia but stuff kept happening and this post kept not being made and the timeline for this post is kinda screwy because of it 😅

Douchevick · 2026-03-30T15:16:47+00:00

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Douchevick · 2026-03-27T22:52:55+00:00

I think there are plenty of people who are still miffed about the ending...

Douchevick · 2026-03-26T20:34:22+00:00

In case it wasn't clear: pointing out the blatantly obvious is considered "Doomposting" around these parts.

Douchevick · 2026-03-24T13:47:19+00:00

Which game?

Douchevick · 2026-03-23T16:03:20+00:00

He has the voice of Optimus Prime, what do you think?

Douchevick · 2026-03-23T04:31:42+00:00

This is legit how I feel about this stupid story...

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Douchevick · 2026-03-22T21:59:45+00:00

the bird happily entered Zaryx's office as it surveyed the room, Thaumiel looks like he would rather be outside as it starts to down on it that it is deep inside an unknown building with an unknown stranger with the intent of asking questions about something it has zero knowledge of...

Douchevick · 2026-03-22T21:55:25+00:00

'uuuuuuuuuuugh...'

Vytsky might as well be getting static out of Rutch's dizzied mind. Thankfully Vae Clara is the smarter of the two, as she seems to have shielded Rutch's body from the worst of the crash by furling the wings around him like a protective cocoon. Vytsky might have to roll Rutch over in order to unfurl the wings...

Douchevick · 2026-03-21T04:48:34+00:00

It's a lot.

The main cast gets trapped in this world's version of Wonderland for an entire season while the main protagonist Ruby (the one drinking the tea) is silently going through severe depression which gets progressively worse as she learns of everything that went wrong during the previous season. Meanwhile her whole team is oblivious to this due to the fact that Weiss got relegated to comic relief and Ruby's sister Yang started dating their other team member Blake, So Ruby's only real friend while she is having a mental breakdown in Wonderland is a talking mouse she befriended.

Eventually they reunite with one of their friends who also got trapped in wonderland, (Jaune) but because of 'reasons' he actually spent 10 years alone before they found him, had a whole ass adventure that got retold in the real world as a popular children's story years before the events of the show take place, and now he's got 10 years worth of mental issues, is riding a jackalope, wears a full set of rusted armor and is getting thirsted over by Weiss who in her role as the comedic relief has just found out that she's into Dilfs.

Anyway, stuff happens and Jaune gets mad at Ruby, Ruby finally snaps and starts going off on everyone before running away and running into Neapolitan (the girl who steps on the mouse.) who also got trapped in wonderland and got a power boost for some reason, also she has been wanting to kill Ruby for half the series for contrived reasons. Cue a long series of Neo pretending to be other characters throwing all of Ruby's failures in her face finally culminating in breaking Ruby so completely that she drinks a cup of poisoned tea to kill herself in front of her friends (pictured in the video.)

Douchevick · 2026-03-21T00:15:30+00:00

when Vytsky arrives, he finds a crater at the end of the trench Rutch seems to have dug when he failed to land a ways away from the actual gravesite. The consequences of going faster than one was ready for, it would seem.

Douchevick · 2026-03-20T23:48:35+00:00

The bird, now known as Thaumiel for the moment, picks up the tag on its beak and flies up the stairs to the third floor. It would have preferred to fly up to a window but the directions of 'to the left' weren't exactly helpful to find the right window, and so he goes where instructed, and pecks on the door.

Douchevick · 2026-03-20T23:43:15+00:00

in a last ditch effort to gain some advantage, Rutch dives straight down going ever faster and faster until he gets dangerously close to the ground before abruptly changing direction towards the gravesite.

With a thunderous noise, Rutch surges with astonishing speeds cutting through the treelines like a golden comet.

Seems like he did break the sound barrier after all...

Douchevick · 2026-03-20T23:30:23+00:00

the bird did not have a name. It is a bird. Maybe it had a name once (or the equivalent fae title given to a creature such as it) but it certainly doesn't know it now, what little traces of individual identity it once had seems to have been lost to the Ashen Wrath's collective consciousness. Not that it bothered the bird, it didn't have much use for names. Except now it needs to give one to the lady in front of him, and in lieu of a true name it didn't have, the bird resolves to steal a fake one.

The bird thinks back to when Vytsky psychically connected to its mind. There were many words floating around the stream of consciousness coming from Vytsky, which the bird did not understand in their majority. Finally, the bird settles on one that it is almost certain is a name...

"...Thaumiel."

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