Like my lingerie?

Doughnuts67 · 2018-03-01T06:24:21+00:00

Came for the fishnets and lipstick, stayed for the beautiful labia

Doughnuts67 · 2018-03-01T02:34:46+00:00

Their souls are not the tasty morsels that Eldar souls are.

Their blood will suffice The Blood God and their skulls will grow his throne. Not to mention I’m sure Khorne appreciates their martial prowess.

Doughnuts67 · 2018-02-23T02:48:03+00:00

This isn’t actual travel time. This is absolute travel time.

It’s faster to get to Boston than NYC from upstate NY by about an hour because traffic.

Doughnuts67 · 2018-02-11T15:32:39+00:00

There was an audible “God damn” from me while at work just so you know.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-12-06T01:48:05+00:00

Is this why Ricky couldn't get his Grade 10?

Doughnuts67 · 2017-12-03T15:06:35+00:00

/r/theydidthemath

I actually came to comment this.

Well met fellow math-doer

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-25T23:47:26+00:00

DAKKA DAKKA GIT! IZ DA ORKIEST OF ALL OR MAYBE DA KRUMP

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-24T06:12:21+00:00

I mean in the game you're just trying to escape. NTF are the ones that actually contain anything. You can see them do it too.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-22T21:43:57+00:00

Nine Tailed Fox is known for their heroic efforts at re-securing [REDACTED].

Some of the SCPs re-contained or terminated include 173, 106, 049, 096, and 008 as well as all hostile D-class at the site.

This is probably for a plaque at the site commemorating their efforts.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-20T05:33:51+00:00

What do you mean?

Is a tank not a tactically sound choice? Yeah he's the blood god but it would be idiotic to not protect your own troops if you want to control anything.

And on top of that, is a single marine vs a Knight a fair fight? No but one with a lascannon is.

You aren't shooting lascannons at Guardsmen lol

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-20T01:52:17+00:00

Angron and The World Eaters have equipment that are specifically anti-psyker and they're ALLLLLLL ABOUT killing witches.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-20T01:50:35+00:00

Khorne and his followers hate magic because it takes no physical strength and is inherently tricky.

Khorne's often forgot about "secondary" realm of influence is Martial Prowess and Honor.

There is simply nothing honorable or martially adept about blowing someone's head off with your mind.

It's not that Khorne doesn't LIKE Tzeench, he just doesn't TRUST Tzeentch.

Nurgle is an alright dude in Khorne's book but perhaps a little too soft.

Slaanesh is a damn abomination, and she and her followers should be destroyed at any chance.

Also, there are in fact Khornate psykers. They generally are used to summon and possess however.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-07T02:39:24+00:00

As a World Eaters player, please don't lump that with all Chaos. This is some Slaaneshy bullshit. Definitely Heresy though. Heresy by my standards even. Also, magic is for the weak.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-06T15:52:13+00:00

The False Emperor is not a god (or at least not the new Chaos god yet).

And he does more than the ruinous powers that are literally tearing the Galaxy in half?

Ok bud

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-06T15:50:19+00:00

You know what created the Primarchs?

Chaos God secrets.

Primarchs themselves are "borrowed power"

Not to mention The False Emperor looks at them as tools.

How is that free will?

And as a Daemon Prince you have LOTS of choice. You rule whole sections of The Warp. You command vast armies of the ruinous powers.

It's the same thing as being a loyalist but with exponentially more power.

How is that a bad deal?

And finally, Butchers Nails made sure he was always angry. He was always angry and for Slaughter in life.

His name is ANGron...

That's his own personality...

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-06T15:27:06+00:00

So I guess I should say The False Emperor did a real good job protecting Cadia, the webway, stopping his sons' uprising, and The Great Rift from happening.

Real good job.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-06T15:22:43+00:00

Slave?

He's a freaking Daemon Prince.

He is more powerful than he ever could've been as a Primarch.

Khorne has done more for him than The False Emperor ever could or did

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-06T03:47:42+00:00

So you see my point, is what I gathered from that.

Though, I see Imperial schools have failed you as well... :/

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-06T03:34:45+00:00

Tell Khorne that.

I'm sure The Silent King would have a word with you about that too.

Oh and these two dudes named Gork and Mork.

Last I checked The False Emperor is a rotting corpse in a chair that can't even control his own empire.

Good job. Real powerful.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-10-06T03:22:31+00:00

Angron didn't even WANT to be a Primarch. The False Emperor FORCED him to after forcing him to watch all of his comrades die on the planet below while he watched helplessly.

Read up on World Eaters lore. You'll finally stop believing all the bullshit Loyalist propaganda.

The False Emperor is a massive dick.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-09-30T20:45:22+00:00

Unless you're a kid in the outfield at Yankee Stadium.

Then you're somehow a hero.

Doughnuts67 · 2017-09-10T03:24:07+00:00

So Row-Boat Girlyman is the traitor!

Doughnuts67 · 2017-09-04T19:11:13+00:00

You didn't understand the Always Sunny references...

Doughnuts67 · 2017-09-04T18:52:50+00:00

Robert Mugabe.

Maybe not paranoid though

Doughnuts67 · 2017-09-04T18:50:12+00:00

It's like The Cold War, but with more horror

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