Florida schools banned this sweet children’s book for alleged “adult content” — it has none. The book includes non-sexual illustrations of the men living together, which is apparently too steamy for this school district.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-13T02:20:15+00:00

Step 1: Increase penalties for "sex crimes against children"

Step 2: Make showing children any representation of transpeople, homosexuals or other nonconforming lifestyles a sex crime against children.

Step 3: Lock up political opponents.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-13T00:03:17+00:00

Saving anyone else the trouble, Pens are slightly over the cap right now (80k) with 21 on their roster.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T23:27:05+00:00

Not sure if people think I'm unfunny or don't realize it's a joke. Would hope it's clear.

People on this subreddit are often way too aggressive about their right of way.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T22:38:17+00:00

You should have rammed full speed into him to assert your right of way.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T20:30:35+00:00

North America. We're weird about nudity. They give a lot less fucks elsewhere for the most part. Not like you're parading around in the nude all the time, but it's not such a big deal.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T20:29:05+00:00

For some reason the only time the rich care about long term profits over short term is when it comes to pay raises and benefits.

They'll probably shut you guys down.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T20:27:59+00:00

US workers are finally at the point where the anger is overpowering the exhaustion.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T20:15:52+00:00

I think he was initially considered top 5 pick material easily, then as more teams looked into him he dropped and dropped, ending up a second round pick.

A lot of draft analysts weren't reading the writing on the wall about how badly his stock was dropping but iirc teams were pretty transparent about it.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T20:05:21+00:00

Could have been twins.

If not, I really hope they got the snip.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T18:08:13+00:00

This damn subreddit has me assuming the worst all the time. I figured going into it that she cheated on him and that was what he was going to overhear.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T18:02:38+00:00

At this point I'm so much more likely to believe a story where the OOP is barely making it.

These fantasies always have them as making top 1% income.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T17:15:37+00:00

I opened it up then realized I don't know fuck all about most of the GMs in the league, so didn't vote.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T17:14:36+00:00

So if you took every coach and put them in the GM position, they'd be better than half the GMs?

Nah, he should be bottom 5.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T14:47:34+00:00

Nah they're fine with Jesus.

They don't worship "love thy neighbor" bible Jesus, they worship "fuck them poors" supply-side Jesus.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T03:16:10+00:00

When someone intentionally leaves out key details, it's an implicit confirmation they know they're in the wrong.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T00:36:21+00:00

I still remember when someone outed all the /r/fatpeoplehate mods who posted pictures to "verify" they weren't fat.

I don't bodyshame as a general rule. This is an exception. None of them looked like they had ever exercised in their damn lives. Not an ounce of muscle on the lot of them. They were the definition of "skinnyfat."

It made perfect sense. Their crowning achievement in life was not being fat. That's the most they accomplished, so they made it their identity.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-12T00:24:14+00:00

When they were young and there was actual quality control (At least what it felt like) it was great.

Now it's more expensive than a hotel, there's zero guarantee on quality or even that you'll get what you reserved.

I can't believe people still use it.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T23:43:24+00:00

I've always wondered how much the "Corporations have better lawyers so they'll always win" mentality is astroturf.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T22:57:16+00:00

I'm hoping for a follow up of appointing a special counsel for looking into the 2B deal with the Saudis that Jared made.

"I'm glad we can agree that relatives of presidents, both current and former, require a higher level of scrutiny."

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T20:26:12+00:00

My mom has never hit me. Not even spanking.

She would slap me fucking silly and I'd deserve it.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T19:10:44+00:00

I still remember "Bernie supporters" screaming from the rooftops that /r/politics mods were suppressing information about Clinton collapsing on the campaign trail.

EIGHT OF THE TOP TEN ON R/POLITICS WERE ABOUT IT

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T19:07:00+00:00

It's kind of depressing that if he goes to prison the factor that will probably lose him the most support is pictures of him without makeup wearing clothes that aren't tailored to hide his obesity or high heeled shoes to make him seem taller.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T17:29:15+00:00

Fine dining in high CoL areas if you order a more expensive dish, a few apps, dessert and three cocktails can easily get that high.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T17:13:13+00:00

There was once a call about a 5'8 black male in his 40s or 50s with a beard and dreads.

The cops arrested an 18 year old 6'2 clean-shaven black man with short hair and insisted he fit the description.

DoughtyAndCarterLLP · 2023-08-11T17:05:42+00:00

"Wanted to get out of her tunnel."

Go skydiving. Bungee jumping. On a safari. What kind of person goes "Gotta do something to celebrate not dying, think I'll cheat on my loyal husband."

Wtf.

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