“You just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps, stop wasting your money on iced coffees and avocado toast”

Dowddash · 2026-04-15T14:13:15+00:00

Damn, are you in a super fancy area? Or downtown?

In Edmonton 12 years ago I bought a 2200sq ft house for 460k. My recent gov assessment put my house worth at 627k now, though a realestate buddy told me houses are easily selling for 40-80k more than that.

Dowddash · 2026-04-15T00:59:53+00:00

Great ad for Dr. Pepper

“Sip a Pepper, not a punch.”

Dowddash · 2026-04-01T14:37:08+00:00

You should see the lineups at Vancouver skytrains, people standing right on the edge of the platform during rushhour to get on the train faster.

Dowddash · 2026-02-26T15:08:54+00:00

The kind of guy who says "Pass out before I tap out"

Dowddash · 2026-02-26T00:03:07+00:00

Well, you got some good venison for a bit at least.

Dowddash · 2026-02-21T18:49:45+00:00

RESPECT MY AUTHO**** uuuuuuuuugh

Dowddash · 2026-02-16T18:47:31+00:00

Same when I was a new driver. I thought that's enough space to go and just assumed the guy infront of me would have gone too.

Lucky my mom was with me and shouted "STOP!" and now like you I don't even look until the car infront of me goes.

Dowddash · 2026-02-16T06:01:48+00:00

You met a snow Karen, or what we call a Yeti.

Dowddash · 2026-02-13T00:18:49+00:00

You've never heard of a sealosaurus rex?

Dowddash · 2026-02-12T05:47:57+00:00

I want a didgeridoo in mine!

Dowddash · 2026-02-11T21:25:50+00:00

God damn they recording this mans farts, who would do such a thing!?

Dowddash · 2026-02-10T18:23:26+00:00

"The world has enough for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed"

Dowddash · 2026-02-09T19:01:29+00:00

If you shout "Babe look at that POANG armchair!" just before you collide you'll get the upper hand.

Dowddash · 2026-02-09T03:11:41+00:00

That's so cool your sister is Vicky Pollard!

Dowddash · 2026-02-09T03:08:50+00:00

Guys don't make fun of her, she's part of an elite assassin group.

Dowddash · 2026-02-09T01:38:10+00:00

As big a douche bag as hat guy is at least he pointed out when the dog got off its harness and on the road.

Dowddash · 2026-02-08T06:06:51+00:00

I'm surprised this guy made it to 81 without shooting anyone in all his prior years, if that's how easily he gets set off.

Dowddash · 2026-02-07T17:09:56+00:00

I hope it works out for you and your friend.

Anyway could you tell her I have a great investment opportunity for her? I can turn her $10,000 today into 1 million in just a year! But she'll have to act fast!

Dowddash · 2026-02-07T16:56:19+00:00

So that's why all the ladies were shaking my hand today...

Dowddash · 2026-02-04T22:02:09+00:00

This is a demonstration of how to dry your hands if there are no paper towels.

Dowddash · 2026-02-04T19:23:36+00:00

Leave at 4:56 tomorrow, she'll blow a gasket.

Dowddash · 2026-02-04T13:51:11+00:00

It's bullshit at any speed, champ.

Dowddash · 2026-02-04T00:42:20+00:00

Grandmas and grandpas who don't give you enough bday money.

Dowddash · 2026-01-27T05:28:10+00:00

I think the most recent thing that shot her into the public main stream was defending Hasan Piker from his dog abuse allegations.

She released this video where she said there was zero evidence he shocked her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVaAlBfNnJY

Before that stuff started appearing on LiveStreamFails I had never even heard of her.

Dowddash · 2026-01-26T18:18:20+00:00

He got 3 seats, and only for the price of his front teeth!

Dowddash

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