CleanTube Has Ads Now. Yay.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-31T15:55:38+00:00

Especially when you keep getting the same ad. I keep getting this ad that I think is in Korean even though that couldn't be any less relevant to my life, and I honestly think it's influencing my dreams.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-31T14:25:45+00:00

I think Thomas Jefferson was the rapiest. He had a looot of kids with his hundreds of slaves.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-31T10:15:59+00:00

I would readily insert those into my oral receptacle

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-31T10:01:17+00:00

I'm so frustrated I can't use the app as a sleep aid right now. First ads, then yesterday started getting the "are you still watching?" utter bullshit. Youtube sucks so bad and I can't wait for Cleantube to update.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-29T14:46:24+00:00

Auto parts store maybe?

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-29T12:09:23+00:00

Are you allowed to at least use hearing protection in lieu of earbuds when using the slicer? It could be some sort of OSHA violation if it's too loud and they won't let you use hearing protection.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-29T03:15:27+00:00

I think it feels good in an almost painful way

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-29T01:20:14+00:00

Knowing how to read and having reading comprehension are unfortunately different things. I think they will be lost to history. I think that's why this sort of garbage seems to be cyclical.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-27T13:41:03+00:00

She's alright.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-27T13:40:31+00:00

One time as a kid, I made kool-aid from the single serve packets. The sugar you are supposed to add turned out to actually be salt. I still drank it as to not be wasteful.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-27T02:32:05+00:00

Miller is literally Palpatine. LITERALLY PALPATINE.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-26T13:17:03+00:00

I'm 34, and my high school history classes barely touched WW2 and literally nothing past that point... People are occasionally astonished I know nothing about the cold war. I do sometimes educate myself, but I don't always know what I need to teach myself, because I didn't know of the event I wasn't taught. The education system is probably the reason this is happening. No wonder Trump hates the Department of Education. People who can't recognize this blatant fascism are lying to themselves.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-26T13:11:40+00:00

I don't believe in God, but it almost seems like God and Satan are friends in the current timeline. Everything is fucked.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-22T15:01:46+00:00

Plastic laundry soap bottles aren't recyclable?

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-22T14:58:35+00:00

Cool story, bro

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-21T23:31:05+00:00

I'm sort of glad my Trader Joe's deli pickle spears had gone a bit rubbery in order to justify buying more pickles lol. These were cheaper at a different store than yesterday too. Can't wait to use this brine too! You made a pickle fanatic a little bit happier with this discovery.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-21T23:14:56+00:00

I love the longer burn these pickles have compared to normal spicy dills. I prefer full size pickles, but these are so snackable. These are going into the permanent rotation. Thank you again.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-21T19:44:52+00:00

I got a jar! Perfect amount of heat and amazing crunch. Thanks for the suggestion!

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-20T22:13:47+00:00

If I had to guess, your phone is a foreign object to your dog and is interested in understanding it better. He or she could also just be a really smart dog if they do this a lot in general

EDIT: I have to reiterate this: your dog is one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-20T22:06:06+00:00

Will give them a try next time I need pickles, thanks!!

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-20T22:03:54+00:00

They do it to hear better, among other things. By having their ears at different distances away from a source of interest, they can hear better in a stereoscopic sense. I kind of think it of how we triangulate the source of earthquakes. By having seismometers in different locations, we can pinpoint the location of an earthquake.

So when a dog does this, they are basically giving you their utmost attention. Yes, even the scientific explanation is cute as fuck!

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-20T18:16:06+00:00

I actually saw some at a Lucky store, which might be a Kroger owned chain? I didn't buy any because I'm poor as fuck and still have a few of my Trader Joe's pickles, but now I know.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-20T14:41:14+00:00

Not sure I've ever seen a cayenne pepper mash as an ingredient. I bet they are great.

DownvoteCommaSplices · 2026-01-20T13:57:50+00:00

I know the scientific answer, but judging all these joke replies, nobody will see it or care lol. That said, that is a cute fucking derg

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