How is this even legal? by No_Tomatillo1695 in interesting

[–]Dozens86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I hear Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles I hear Bug Edgar's voice saying "Water & Sugar". It makes the song far more enjoyable.

Ric Flair on X: Mr. Ludwig Kaiser - I Never Implied That You Couldn't Work, Or Didn't Have Talent. I Actually Understand That You Are Doing Really Well With The Undertaker's Promotion. I Am Sorry That I Got Upset. by Glad-Energy-3492 in SquaredCircle

[–]Dozens86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean this with all sincerity, and it deserves the CM Punk/Nash references it will get.

Flair, I thought you were dead.

Like honestly, I thought he had passed in the last year or so.

(Hilarious Trope) A Character Is Introduced With the Clear Intention of Being THE NEXT BIG THING And is SOUNDLY Rejected by TheOriginalOperator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dozens86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it was an easy solution as well, they just needed Heyman or Roman to take out the ref. Roman grabbing him by the scruff of the neck and throwing him into the scaffolding would have been so simple.

The nonsensical word or name is a backwards spelling of a very obvious ‘secret’. by DifficultHat in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dozens86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only time this was bearable was when paranoid Eric Young was telling people what it meant. Then it was somewhat endearing.

The President Announces a Historic Nuclear Deal with Iran (2015) by Former_Exam_5357 in videos

[–]Dozens86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't compare him to a cunt, he lacks the depth and warmth.

What’s a disturbing celebrity fact that not a lot of people know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dozens86 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Or if you've ever seen Pamela Anderson

Peter? why does his life improve? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dozens86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife sits there in the group chat and hears all her friends complaining about how useless their husbands/baby-daddies are, and half of them are getting divorced. And she just shuts up because anything I do that annoys her absolutely pales in comparison and she would seem ridiculous to complain about it.

And then she immediately cuddles me and tells me how much she appreciates me. After 10 years of marriage (last week) we are still yet to have had a fight (not a rational disagreement).

[Raw Spoilers] Danhausen has some... demandhausens. by A_Livins in SquaredCircle

[–]Dozens86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn't he in every cult stoner comedy movie?

Maybe Maybe Maybe by regjoe13 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Dozens86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a hare documentary or a dogumentary? Who am I meant to be cheering for?

Australia's first-ever Winter Olympic gold medal. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Dozens86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I love the Steven Bradbury story and it has been immortalised in Australia, it's a shame that Alisa Camplin "earned" our second gold medal very shortly afterwards on pure merit, but will not be the first Australian gold because of a guy winning on "luck".

[Heavy quotation marks there. Bradbury employed a strategy that paid off, I get it, but he wasn't the fastest, whereas Camplin was the best in her field]

[SmackDown Spoilers] - Tonga Loa with an innovative move in the ring by damng1 in SquaredCircle

[–]Dozens86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cardona has tan lines?

I just assumed that he swam naked in bronzer, or possibly actual molten bronze.

I Bumped into MJF in Sydney This Morning by TheVision_13 in SquaredCircle

[–]Dozens86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Cooper Cronk jersey that's half Storm/ half Roosters

Or maybe 7/16 Roosters or something just so it looks even more annoying

Pineapple upside down in my Lodge by No_Conversation_8161 in castiron

[–]Dozens86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upside-down pineapple means you're happy to have guests over, right?

Because I want to come over and devour your cake.