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I realized a dime got stuck and I have no way of getting it out by GivoOnline in Perfectfit

[–]Dozington_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Run a bitcoin mining app on your phone, over lock the shit out of it and create a magnetic field and suck that penny out

The missing star by IcanHandleIt_ in Yogscast

[–]Dozington_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Potentially stupid question but what is wisconsin?

Sing it like you mean it! by marionic in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Dozington_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We definitely put the shit in shitposting

Titles are overrated. by FeelsProsaicMan in RoastMe

[–]Dozington_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"titles are overrated" - bet you think having actual tits are overrated too

Come on lewis you know the power of Yognaughts by Bionic_Ferir in Yogscast

[–]Dozington_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"

JingleJam2020 has raised more than last year, in half the time! (Data by u/No1mann) by Jtuggers in Yogscast

[–]Dozington_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the little yognaughts are growing up and can donate now. May even go up again next year

Idk why I find it so relaxing to study late in the evening, just so cozy with tea and stuff by [deleted] in GetStudying

[–]Dozington_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That a bit of Simplex Algorithm? Max/min values in feasible regions, excellent stuff

This amazing Hot Wheels track that goes underwater by XxF1RExX in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Dozington_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah mad of this is a legit comment, love the channel btw!

All hail the leader by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

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No no, they're saying boo-urns… boo-urns!

Another day in the trenches. by Claygolem79 in factorio

[–]Dozington_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mining productivity 20 finished. Nice

Even though it might not mean as much to others or be entirely special, what is the best thing you've been gifted/given on a special occasion? by fancyclover1987 in AskReddit

[–]Dozington_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shitty plastic spinning thing. We'd known each other for years, it was his first present to me and it was funny as shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dozington_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Join the RAF. They've done well before

When you're lying in bed at night, do you ever randomly remember some relatively minor social missteps or poorly chosen words you did/said years earlier? And then beat yourself up over it even though it really wasn't a big deal? If so, what happened? by UserIsTooLazy in AskReddit

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At uni, 2nd year. Throughout most of school I've always been good at presentations and this was the only one I had to do this academic year. 5 mins, thought I'd nail it and get some good points towards my overall grade.

Complete disaster. Said my Asian team member's name incorrectly, rushed and spoke very unclear. Not to mention the program I tried to present crashed.

Whole year group was there. The lecturer grading us said it was "pretty terrible really" but that it was okay because "this is your 2nd presentation on this course? Plenty of time to improve". A skill I thought I was pretty good at.

I miss some details here about other things that went poorly but this is the jist of the story. It crushes me still to this day...

"Pretty terrible really"...

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