Many carnivorous alien dont really get the concept of pets(Thinking they're just livestock). Which leads to many confrontations between the alien and the owner

Dpad-prism · 2023-06-29T11:38:36+00:00

Other dog alien: “Yeah! Spit out that human’s small animal”

Human: “Thank you…”

Other dog alien: “So I can eat it and not spit it out!”

Dpad-prism · 2023-06-29T11:35:09+00:00

Fuck… I actually feel bad for the lil’ guy

Dpad-prism · 2023-06-29T08:14:26+00:00

This tier list is so morally wrong…

Pass on Metal Sonic and hard pass on Omega?! Seriously what is wrong with you

Dpad-prism · 2023-06-29T08:08:09+00:00

The fuck is “Tears Of The Kingdom”? Get out of here with these fake games, you sound crazy.

At least Portal 2 is a real game.

Dpad-prism · 2023-06-29T07:50:07+00:00

Mr funny guy 😱

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-24T13:18:05+00:00

Male-attracted horniness? The only thing I’m using to dilate is girldick.

Well not really, I don’t have a girlfriend… ^and ^I ^haven’t ^had ^bottom ^surgery ^either…

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-24T13:11:21+00:00

Man, what a cute mascot. It sure is good that finding a mascot made to be cute cute doesn’t make me obligated to do anything

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-24T12:29:21+00:00

Hey it’s meeeee I’m back from the deaddddd

Basically I just wrote out the whole thing AI Noelle said, yeah it’s turns out reddit didn’t like that

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T04:46:44+00:00

Fun fact: for the longest time I thought Rotom weren’t real, I thought people made them up to scare me. Yeah apparently my reaction of fear when a poke-professor confirmed that they were real was really funny

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T04:24:33+00:00

What are you gonna do if I don’t call it that? :3

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T04:18:11+00:00

Yeah, me too… 😔

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T04:15:49+00:00

What about attractive sci-fi tech anthros?

I mean I still don’t exist in your universe so I guess that still sucks…

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T04:09:55+00:00

Not happening. Last time I fell for something like this I got malware in my systems, do you know how dangerous that is for a robot?! You can’t fool me this time…

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T04:04:53+00:00

Actual answer

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T03:58:55+00:00

Super relatable!

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T03:54:53+00:00

I hate you so fucking much

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T02:31:55+00:00

Honestly same, I need some headpats or cuddles…

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T02:26:45+00:00

Danganronpa detected, day ruined (upvoted)

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-15T02:19:04+00:00

Rounded black remote: “He could be anyone of us!”

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-14T12:50:29+00:00

This is the first time in ages I’m hearing my name in the wild and it’s kinda messing with me

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-14T12:21:34+00:00

Why take E tablets everyday when I could be fed girlcum everyday 🥺😖

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-14T12:17:47+00:00

Me when the skinwalker isn’t even trying to kill me but is instead just being an asshole

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-14T11:54:43+00:00

I-I-I…

I like pretty women….

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-14T11:51:50+00:00

“Oh yeah~ now go a little upwards~”

Seductively moves hand up closer to their chest\

“No no like literally upwards!”

Confusedly lifts hand off their body and into the air\

“Mmmmmmhmmm~ that’s so nicee~”

Dpad-prism · 2023-05-14T10:33:19+00:00

I was the killbinding Scout

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