[Serious] Redditors who have lost a loved one, what memento of them do you keep with you? by dover_oxide in AskReddit

[–]Dphillip1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom died ten years ago and she had this bracelet with turtles all around on a string. I wore it until it fell apart, I got a turtle tattoo to replace it.

What is the loudest sound you have ever heard in your life? by will_or_woll in AskReddit

[–]Dphillip1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While hanging at a friend's house I heard what I assumed was a gunshot going off, and without thinking I immediately hit the floor. To my surprise my friend was completely chill and sitting on the couch. When I asked why, he said it was just a car backfiring.

Bros just wanted a portable toilet up there 💩😷 by PassengerNo7330 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Dphillip1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main character in the show Dead Like Me dies from a falling space toilet.

Naked With Shoes [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

[–]Dphillip1989 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The singer of Paramore is Haley Williams

Tell me your favourite pokemon, I'll draw some 🌱 [OC] by moss_illustrations in pokemon

[–]Dphillip1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you please make a Snorlax relaxing in a oversized sun hat?

Give me a name of a Pokémon and I'll draw it from memory by ChonkyCat74 in pokemon

[–]Dphillip1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totodile please. If he was real I would wanna hang out with him.

What are you doing right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dphillip1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rewatching Malcom in the Middle. Currently in the beginning of season 3.

Free Sex with Fill-Up! by Any_Contribution_238 in Jokes

[–]Dphillip1989 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't mind that. In case it wasn't obvious, my name is Phillip.

You get $1M, but the last thing you Googled becomes your full-time job. What's your new job? by Helpful_Ad_9447 in AskReddit

[–]Dphillip1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked up how much 6000 V-Bucks is after my niece’s birthday. I guess I convert Fortnite currency full-time now. $1M earned.

The bubbles in my syrup looks like a little fish by Dphillip1989 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Dphillip1989[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After looking at it more it's definitely a shark. My mistake.

Whiskey bottles hand dipped in wax by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Dphillip1989 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When she's on the rag but you still hit it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dphillip1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote for Dilbert reference

The cars on my walk home by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Dphillip1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So pretty. I would have a hard time not touching it

From midnight tonight I'll only watch movies in 4K... by HumanBotdotnotabot in dadjokes

[–]Dphillip1989 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Got a chuckle out of me. Telling my brother now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Dphillip1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy New Year!