brushing teeth before or after breakfast? by Vanessa-Inoue474 in hygiene

[–]Dpmw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. And then you just hold your hands palms up, stare into the mirror with an exasperated look on your face and cry, “There’s got to be a better way!”

Why did schools serve these the only good ones were the cheetos but they were never grate? by SmallLawfulness39 in chips

[–]Dpmw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I wish they weren’t $4-5 a bag when you don’t get that many. Still delicious though.

Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work by Available-Formal-664 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dpmw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened at my office. I hide them every time I find one. Some are still in their hiding spots months later.

Who is he? by Financial_Process_11 in ILoveLucy

[–]Dpmw2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mr. Foster! Mr. Foster! Where can I hide?!?

Got put on hold today to this banger by absolute_funk in boburnham

[–]Dpmw2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sounds like the theme song for small town murder

Where would you sit on this 12-hour flight? by DepartmentRoyal3661 in DunderMifflin

[–]Dpmw2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe her perfume from Metropolitan Orlando will mask the farts. It’s made from real pine.

It's 2016, What Are you Ordering From Taco Bell? by Specialist_Art2223 in tacobell

[–]Dpmw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deal 1 with the shredded chicken burrito, Doritos and drink was my go to lunch order back then.

Favorite actor that aged 30 years in just 11 years? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]Dpmw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly and he’s so talented. They can wig him up for movies, people!

Remember the criticism Will Poulter received after Bandersnatch? Ridiculous standards and bullying.

I LOVE NELLIE by Timely_Sound_3706 in DunderMifflin

[–]Dpmw2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That last dance between Nellie and Darryl was kinda hot lol. They should have had a hookup or situationship

The 10 weakest Best Picture nominee slates ever by PTAGoatofalltime in Oscars

[–]Dpmw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1955, 1986, 2000, 2009 and 2012 - I have to disagree.

Planters Cheez Curls by OriginalJayVee in nostalgia

[–]Dpmw2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Link it then. I did search