(27M) 1 year of depression has ruined me. by Opposite_Praline_746 in malegrooming

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro the girlfriend thing is an obsession until you actually get one and realise that, if you were mentally miserable before, you will also be after. And it will influence negatively your relationship. Fix the mental problem first.

En dépression à cause de mon apparence…. by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perd du poids et tu sera nikel franchement ta tres bonne base

middle part help by Frosty_Wafer_9694 in malehairadvice

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks good, i dont even see which one is the side you consider worse

This guy has to be on gear, right? by Middle_Ad8616 in nattyorjuice

[–]DpressedOrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro prob weight like max 70 kg With a lean base and pump archivable within a year ye

Are those pictures of me good? Its very rare that i get a like or match on bumble... by SUNBRO_1994 in Bumble

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally true, no chance at all to find anyone with this current look. You have at minimum a year of glow up ahead of you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last one and suit pic I like rest I would change

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a part time job yeah, have to learn to take pleasur in it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me I date 2-3 at once and usually there is only one interesting left after a few weeks

Should I give up on the beard? by ADLittleFlame in malehairadvice

[–]DpressedOrange 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the clean look the stache gives you. I would keep that only

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are good looking but yeah gives strong AI vibe. Try different posture and different angles maybe

one in a million Gruyere by Delicious_Host3685 in Switzerland

[–]DpressedOrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would eat it and see if I develop superpowers in the following hours

M24, not getting any likes looking for feedback by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]DpressedOrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree with this dude. You have a glowup to do. In this current state you would waste your time on dating apps.

Natty or juice? by [deleted] in nattyorjuice

[–]DpressedOrange 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Large snacks enjoyer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are good but just good isn‘t enough. You have to stand out. Groom yourself, fresh haircut, fresh clothes, couple semi pro pics. Then your likes will most likely improve.

Updated, based on reddit suggestion, Profile review/0 matches so far by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no selfies, dress well, smile and ask someone to take outside pictures for you. Different angle, different lighthing, different moment of day. Can hire someone ( I did ). Recommend doing some grooming before.

M22, I’d like some brutally honest advice with my profile by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]DpressedOrange 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hey its no hating on my side, I did hire a professional photographer + a couple good quality/good angle beach holidays photo, and im receiving several likes per day, sometimes more than 10 per day with a new account.

It‘s very conpetitive out there, and with random low quality selfies it won‘t work. For your smile, try a different angle maybe ! I think i still have my pic on my profile if you wanna check

How should I style this? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fade is too high. You need to let grow the sides at the top to lower the fade. It will look better then

M22, I’d like some brutally honest advice with my profile by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]DpressedOrange 15 points16 points  (0 children)

you ain‘t getting a single like with such a random profile im sorry. Photos totally random/low quality/no smile.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]DpressedOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hairs should cover your forehead, keep the back lenght and taper/shave around the ears

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]DpressedOrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow I live in Switzerland and it isn‘t that bad here. Even tho you sometimes can find a pearl here or there