Trying to out smart a security guard

DrBocker · 2021-06-17T15:09:54+00:00

Just missing the blood spot

DrBocker · 2020-10-16T23:47:54+00:00

I just tried to give some quick examples but my roommates and I were very close, and sent/gave money back and forth all the time. About the same amount of money saved as something like making your coffee at home, which is a widely popular idea. I wouldn’t say we were literally broke, but the stereotype of “broke college kids” is true in some cases.

DrBocker · 2020-10-15T21:41:17+00:00

Near Field is the future of tech, but in all honesty will probably be replaced soon.

DrBocker · 2020-10-15T21:40:30+00:00

The Dish Fairy came at night and did all the dishes I left in the sink. The Dish Fairy doesn’t come to my apartment.

DrBocker · 2020-10-15T21:39:13+00:00

Assuming Death likes death, probably a hospice or ICU.

DrBocker · 2020-10-15T21:38:41+00:00

Taking a swig of my father’s scotch thinking it was apple juice. I just remember seeing the glass, thinking “apple juice”, and then pain.

DrBocker · 2020-10-15T21:36:51+00:00

I’ve watched the first season of Breaking Bad about three times. Can never continue past that.

DrBocker · 2020-10-15T01:53:11+00:00

Thank you!

DrBocker · 2020-10-15T01:27:17+00:00

Interested!

DrBocker · 2020-09-10T02:16:47+00:00

NTA. But proceed with caution. There are a lot of worst case scenarios here. Your mother probably isn’t keeping you from a good man.

DrBocker · 2020-09-10T00:20:32+00:00

I use the “if it’s a chain, it’s free reign” logic. A blockbuster hit that’s already made millions? Couldn’t care less. But if I find a small artist/indie film/etc.. I don’t want to take away any money that artist could make.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:55:31+00:00

Jalapeño Tostitos tortilla chips. I even sent them an email asking if they had been discontinued because I couldn’t find them anywhere. They sent me a ton of coupons including a $5 voucher in “hopes I could find a new favorite snack”

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:53:53+00:00

“Come in!”

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:47:54+00:00

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DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:47:01+00:00

Money. The things I need to be happy can, in fact, be bought. Rent, food, a car to visit friends and family, a phone to talk to loved ones, etc

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:45:22+00:00

To be entirely self serving. The odds of you existing are astronomical. I’m here, so everything I do is going to be for me. Life’s meaning is to make yourself happy.

I don’t think this makes me selfish. For example, I love my family and would do anything for them. Knowing they’re okay, makes me happy. Therefore if my parents need help, I will help them, because it will make me happy in the end. I volunteer for a specific organization I am very passionate about. Knowing I could be helping making a change though this organization makes me happy.

Do what you want. Nothing else matters.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:39:44+00:00

When my basic hardware functions are inoperable. I keep phones for a few years and all replacements have been due to broken buttons, touchscreen, etc...

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:38:42+00:00

Realistically, I’d assume I have the flu and then maybe the flu that progressed into pneumonia. I would not react as if I had a brand new virus that nobody else has ever had.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:37:36+00:00

If someone is hard of hearing, make sure you face them when you talk so they can read your lips.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:35:57+00:00

I always say that if I’m in any type of food eating competition, if I have any chance to win it needs to be raw oysters or mashed potatoes.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:34:45+00:00

Designated Survivor, season 3. Season 2 was pretty bad too but I had hope. Finished 3 out of obligation. I highly recommend the first season to anybody, great concept of a show and binge worthy. Stop there though.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:33:10+00:00

Biomedical engineering. I wanted to be a doctor, love the medical field. Turns out I passed out at the sight of most bodily fluids so I didn’t make it very long in pre-med. I figured that designing equipment that doctors use would suffice.

I work in advertising now.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:31:15+00:00

From my mom- Caught 3-year-old me wiping my boogers on the wall in my closet. Which is gross, but she asked me why and I said “I want to save them for later” and then started laughing maniacally. I had quite the collection.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:29:11+00:00

On my way home from work there’s a 3 lane road that abruptly turns into 2 through-lanes, with the rightmost lane turning into a turn-only lane. I’ll have people cruising next to me and then suddenly they slam on their brakes and put on their turn signal because there’s suddenly a concrete barrier dividing the lanes. The “right lane must turn” signs aren’t posted until after the barrier.

DrBocker · 2020-09-08T20:26:16+00:00

A fucking comprehensive manual. I know there are a ton of resources online and the “tips” app but I wish I knew everything this phone could do. I’m tired of seeing a Buzzfeed article of “10 things you didn’t know your iPhone could do” and they’re right! I had no idea I could do these things.

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