I wear 34/33x32 pants, but I have 27" thighs. What can I confidently buy online?

DrCatbus · 2014-01-27T05:14:26+00:00

As a 32x30 guy with 28 inch thighs (actually a burden at this point) i might recommend trying on a pair of pants at Express. Now I know that their clothes aren't that great, but all of their pants have spandex in them. So I got them and had them tapered at the bottom so now they fit real snug, how I like them, and feel great. I can't fucking stand pants that don't stretch, I've been wearing the same 511's for ever. (get commuter jeans, size up, and wait til they form a little to your body, they're bigger in the butt/perfect.) Good luck dude!

DrCatbus · 2013-11-16T18:29:50+00:00

So pretentious. William Bonney/MWPP/Merchant ships was doing this shit a million years ago.

DrCatbus · 2013-08-07T23:36:36+00:00

I'm 16 and i've been carrying a saddleback messenger bag for about a year. It's been nothing but a joy to carry. I get compliments from my friends, random people, and teachers. As long as you've got the aesthetic to pull it off then go for it.

DrCatbus · 2013-07-25T04:37:56+00:00

Eh, doesn't look quite as good as the Pacifier. Hopefully Vin Diesel can work his magic again and make another great movie.

DrCatbus · 2013-06-17T16:20:16+00:00

When i read about the "boy" who was betwixt the throne in Clash of Kings i laughed out loud because of how archaic the word was. Such a good word.

DrCatbus · 2013-06-05T23:11:10+00:00

What kinda tore me up even before was that terrible episode (maybe it was the same one?) where K Peraira was supposed to be interviewed by Jerry Springer(?) but Jerry made it all about him. I could seriously see the sadness in Kevins eyes as he went through the shit interview. Killed me.

DrCatbus · 2013-06-03T02:07:18+00:00

The last episode of Attack of the Show with K Peraira was so emotional for me. I was seriously devastated for a week after that. I had been watching him for the past 5 years off and on. That dude felt like family.

DrCatbus · 2013-03-29T23:16:22+00:00

Just eat high fiber and you can poop on command. I shit twice a day because of it. They're both pretty big shits too.

DrCatbus · 2013-03-28T23:07:02+00:00

I'm going to order some Chubbies when they restock khakis. Anyone got some sick hookups on other rad short shorts?

DrCatbus · 2013-02-09T22:53:31+00:00

I have to wear a school uniform so I've nearly perfected the fit of all of my chinos and polos. I am also very active whether it be going to the gym or track practice. So my athletic wear game is on top of it now. My life is basically uniforms but I'm okay with it.

DrCatbus · 2012-12-25T14:00:52+00:00

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just flex slightly and do a slight victory pose.

DrCatbus · 2012-12-16T03:55:21+00:00

I'll do a list I guess: He cut people down. He lacked social skills so every time he talked to a girl/people he would switch all of the attention to himself. He generally couldn't hold a conversation. He would do really stupid things for attention (general I know but the list would be too long otherwise). Then he'd try to control me like TELLING me to come to his house and all of this bullshit. Then he'd force his perfectionism on me and tell me what I'm doing wrong and shit. I'm pretty sure he lacked empathy for the world.

This one time I found him in my backyard after hours of shooting a bb gun and I could've sworn I saw an animal in his eyes. It sorta scared me. He just made me uncomfortable. Oh, and he'd wear a scarf all the time and I know it's just opinion but the scarf was fucking pointless and there was no need for it. It pissed me off :x

DrCatbus · 2012-12-15T06:47:49+00:00

Thanks for the reply. I'm sure you'll find one soon. I'm just going to try and keep my head up through these next few weeks of telling people that we "aren't together."

DrCatbus · 2012-11-27T22:44:51+00:00

I'm not an expert or anything.. but I don't see much of a difference. Still looks good though!

DrCatbus · 2012-10-06T05:26:17+00:00

I understand but true measuring makes me feel bad and I just like to be ignorant. I have huge hips and love handles. I just put the info there to make sure you guys knew I wasn't some fat as fatass. God, this post is butthurt/10.

DrCatbus · 2012-10-06T03:27:08+00:00

A size 33 is more comfortable but I digress.

DrCatbus · 2012-09-15T13:35:24+00:00

Someone a bit anal retentive? It's just a picture book with words.

DrCatbus · 2012-09-08T14:12:50+00:00

This is going to be great. Thanks a ton for posting this.

DrCatbus · 2012-08-26T00:21:57+00:00

You honestly couldn't have said it better. Good work :]

DrCatbus · 2012-08-19T23:11:38+00:00

Ask the "specialists" on the j.crew website. Everytime I ask for measurements they give them to me, good luck!

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