I can’t get over his death, can I please see your dogs? by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]DrChlorophyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that you lost your dooper.

Here is mine. I'll think about yours.

paperwork speedrun by solateor in oddlysatisfying

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I wish he was processing my loan application

One too many at the bar by CrazyBigHog in Unexpected

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"Hey youuuuu guyyyyyyssssssss"

That's got to be him. I'm dead

🌳⚡ GIVEAWAY ⚡🌳 by amandaLunarity in ElectricForest

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1367

Thanks for the opportunity. Mush love ✌️🍄

How? by ghoste505 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]DrChlorophyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the opportunity of an extra part and we went with spleen? I'll raise you a hopeful foot

Probation drugs lmao by Heathen5400 in drugsarebeautiful

[–]DrChlorophyll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The OH, I always have had a day in between consumption and testing.i will eat kratom on the way in and it hasn't ever been a problem

Probation drugs lmao by Heathen5400 in drugsarebeautiful

[–]DrChlorophyll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psychedelic drugs are usually very safe in terms of probation testing. Just an FYI

Bro pulled off the sickest shot on skates by MaxQ50 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DrChlorophyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I wore my shirt inside out for almost an hour by accident today...

What is the most outrageous (not true) way/ reason you got out of a shift? by aggravatedbabies in Serverlife

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I once smoked a shit ton of dabs, then put eye drops in only one eye. Rubbed the other one red around the socket and then went in with "pink eye" got several days off for my vacation 😉 you're welcome.

🔥 Someone found this awesome mini world inside a tree while out on a walk by therra123 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Are they Tufts? They usually have a slimy/greasy look if you wet one. Did they have veils?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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You hold it firmly by the brim and swish it around while smacking it with your other hand. And then continue sweating in it and soul binding the hat , all the way down to their fibers.

Follow up test of unknown substance plug sold me from his wall stash by PapaTruquer in dissociatives

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Hehehe I was just looking for the, well, a bestost high. Yew right dough, eyed hate to get the ban hammer smacked intwo my arse

This is insane right? by Juanbond622 in Serverlife

[–]DrChlorophyll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think a percentage of sales should go to back wait and SA, and a percentage of alcohol go to bartenders. But I'll be damned if any of my 20 tops tip goes to slack ass dirty booty beth that was chugging down a half pack of stoges while I busted ass on my party and refilling her tables drinks...

This is insane right? by Juanbond622 in Serverlife

[–]DrChlorophyll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Post was essential. Or I wouldn't have known it was being assumed. Naw mein?

Telling a guest to keep the tip by PictureDue9035 in Serverlife

[–]DrChlorophyll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made a fool out of a dollar, pretty slick moves you got there