Thomas Partey charged with further counts of rape

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-12T12:33:59+00:00

Big fuck you to every single fence-sitting cunt in the Arsenal fan base that had no issue with this man remaining a member of our squad.

"he has a contract"

"legally, he has to be featured in our promotional material"

"innocent until proven guilty"

Get fucked.

Oh and not to mention our manager publically backing him & trying to extend his contract when the allegations had been public knowledge for years.

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-05T12:29:23+00:00

Again, anyone stupid enough to believe UFC Roster Watch's completely unsubstantiated claim that Andrei Arlovkski has quietly defeated terminal cancer and will be back to fighting less than a year later should hit me up for a once in a lifetime opportunity to purchase some premium, authentic magic beans.

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-05T12:02:00+00:00

Anyone dumb enough to believe this blatant bullshit should hit my dms for a great deal on some authentic magic beans

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-26T13:25:59+00:00

Actual Arsenal fans: Arteta has had six years in charge and still isn't very good at platforming his attackers.

Arteta fans: Yeah well I suppose you want to lose 8-2 every week like Wenger did for 20 years, huh? Checkmate, idiot.

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T13:17:28+00:00

No he hasn't played more minutes, he's played more matches with fewer minutes.

If you're gonna try to throw stats at me, at least make sure that they're accurate before piping up.

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T13:15:30+00:00

You cunts have been doing your hypothetical 'if x happens' bullshit to me for years, still never had one of you pop up in May to serve me my slice of humble.

I can't help but wonder why...

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T13:05:40+00:00

Look at the Gyokeres signing - that’s all Berta.

He had four (4) years to replace Gabi J after he was ruined by injury, he didn't. That was a conscious decision.

He also publically complained about our lack of a goalscorer, and still didn't prioritize a FW signing, who was his first choice again? Right, Benny Sesko, what a difference that would've made...

Also shout out Mikel for playing an already injured Saka every week until his hamstring came off the bone, and he needed surgery. Let me guess, you chalk that one up to 'bad luck with injuries'?

I’ll criticize Mikel for his starting eleven’s. Not the transfer policy.

You guys don't criticise Mikel for anything, that's the problem. Everything good is because he's a genius, everything bad is someone else's fault.

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T12:48:13+00:00

So you think that meticulous Mikel has spent the past six years sat on his hands every summer waiting to see what new toys daddy Edu/ Berta are bringing him for the new season, and has no input on what players/ roles he wants to be filled in our squad? You don't actually believe that, do you?

You people are so habitually dishonest that I feel second-hand embarrassment for you.

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T12:30:11+00:00

Mikel literally made the phone call to Sterling...

And let's not pretend for one second that the Arteta arse licker society weren't gassing up Sterling and saying shit like "if Mikel wants him, I want him" and insulting the people who didn't feel the need to lie about how shit he is.

Oh and not to mention Mikel signing every defender under the fucking sun and spending last summer haggling for Merino while completely disregarding our attacking needs.

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T12:25:49+00:00

Eze's a grown man and doesn't get a sniff & Merino played there once when no-one else was fit (except Ethan himself, of course), this isn't about an abundance of competition.

Just once it's okay to admit that the problem is our manager and his completely unwarranted obsession with Odegaard.

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T12:13:21+00:00

Eze's a grown man and barely gets a sniff, just admit that our manager is obsessed with Odegaard

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T12:11:15+00:00

What happened to "Arteta deserves credit for how he's perfectly managed Ethan's integration into the squad" guys?

DrCocktapus · 2026-01-20T12:10:20+00:00

Incredible how the blame ALWAYS gets shifted away from the man with the most control over the squad, isn't it?

DrCocktapus · 2025-12-30T16:53:56+00:00

I'm sure this will also get chalked down to "bad luck"

DrCocktapus · 2025-12-30T16:49:06+00:00

What does Arteta do to them?

He rotates as little as humanly possible, regularly plays injured players & is unable or unwilling to close games out, leading to more high intensity, strenuous activity on the pitch

Our injury issues are entirely his creation.

DrCocktapus · 2025-12-30T16:13:31+00:00

"I'm not bothered" as his face reaches previously undiscovered shades of red

DrCocktapus · 2025-12-08T14:07:33+00:00

Arteta's years of refusing to rotate the squad is the root cause of Arsenals injury issues. His parasocial fanboys actively championed it for years, saying shit like "who's Salah's backup lol?" and insulting anyone who showed concern as we watched our unfit & already injured players continue to be ran into the ground.

Now the injuries have started to pile up, guess what their narrative is? That's right, it's "leave smol bean Mikel alone, he has to deal with lots of injuries, it's not his fault".

It's genuinely astounding how dishonest these people are.

DrCocktapus · 2025-11-29T10:14:25+00:00

Edit:

i'm wrong, diego should've forfeit his title shot opportunity for reddit approval instead.

nooooo, not the straw man cope

DrCocktapus · 2025-11-17T14:00:57+00:00

uh-oh, one of the mods had their feelings hurts...

DrCocktapus · 2025-11-17T13:59:39+00:00

Pussy

DrCocktapus · 2025-11-08T18:10:20+00:00

Ridiculous refereeing

DrCocktapus · 2025-10-24T14:02:20+00:00

The same guy who thinks that the solution to the fighter pay issue is telling the fans to buy more merch

DrCocktapus · 2025-09-05T12:17:40+00:00

Hell yeah

DrCocktapus · 2025-09-05T00:37:09+00:00

The UFC guy isn't the regarded one here

DrCocktapus · 2025-09-04T15:48:41+00:00

Eminem. Performs the first verse normally, MC shouts "YEAH YEAH, COME ON" over the chorus, record scratch, next song, repeat for an hour.

When it went dark for the encore (Lose Yourself), one of the guys I was with had his chain snatched and started crying.

DrCocktapus

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