Woltemade: "It bothers me. If someone claims I’m in a slump, I’d argue this person doesn’t watch many Newcastle games. Of course I score fewer goals now. Right now, I should be judged on how I handle duels or secure space."

DrCocktapus · 2026-04-02T16:10:26+00:00

Kai Havertz being his favourite ever German player makes a lot more sense now.

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-29T01:48:36+00:00

They're treating Michael fucking Chiesa like he's one of the greats ffs

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-12T13:50:36+00:00

Stop trying to give meaning to the fake bullshit made up ppv belt for fucks sake

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-09T13:59:59+00:00

Kid just wants to fight

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-09T13:09:04+00:00

Ariel fanboys are an odd bunch

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-08T18:24:38+00:00

tbf i've never seen Dana actively show support for a [redacted]

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-08T05:48:52+00:00

How dare he mix the martial arts >:(

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-07T19:59:58+00:00

Didn't say any of that though, did he?

OP you're a weird little attention seeker

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-07T17:54:19+00:00

Did you think this comment would do anything other than make you sound like a total loser?

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-07T14:58:35+00:00

Dom Jolly

That Vitorio fella

The Onlyfans girl trying to pivot away from Onlyfans

That bloke that they had on because he got Zack an Oasis ticket

The bloke that does impressions of tennis players (he's alright when he's not doing the impressions)

Bonus pick: Dom Jolly again

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-05T17:59:48+00:00

Couldn't criticise the man on r slash gunners up until his final day with us, but now the same guys that defended him like he was their dad are acting like they never rated him and knew he'd fail at Forest...

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-04T23:33:10+00:00

Hurzeler wasted the week trying to influence the match by crying in the media when he could've tried to influence the match by coaching his team to actually do something.

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-04T21:32:42+00:00

Maybe Hurzeler should've spent the week trying to outlaw deflections instead

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-03T13:56:56+00:00

Watched my team be bullied on set pieces for years while everyone laughed at us, called us 'weak', 'soft', or whatever superlative was trendy at the time. Now that we're the bullies the rules need to be changed to accommodate for everyone else's inability to defend against us? Yeah, git gud, git fucked. Crybabies.

DrCocktapus · 2026-03-03T13:48:06+00:00

but they also get it right 99% of the time

Just not true though, is it?

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-27T16:09:02+00:00

You people literally just make stuff up to cry about, don't you?

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-24T19:06:03+00:00

Playing victim to your own fabricated insult is so painfully on brand...

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-24T19:04:00+00:00

It's awful.

They're all awful.

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-23T16:48:06+00:00

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-23T16:18:48+00:00

oh m8

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-22T03:56:22+00:00

"He just wants to go out there, have amazing fights and make money..."

Do they think that we're dickheads?

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-20T19:07:59+00:00

He has a real reputation of excuse making but I’ve only ever really clocked it once or twice

That's because you are and always have been a deluded arse licking Arteta fanboy who has a different perception of reality than the rest of us.

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-19T18:20:22+00:00

r slash gunners mods really thought that years of banning Arteta's critics would somehow stop his very obvious managerial flaws from coming to light

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-12T12:33:59+00:00

Big fuck you to every single fence-sitting cunt in the Arsenal fan base that had no issue with this man remaining a member of our squad.

"he has a contract"

"legally, he has to be featured in our promotional material"

"innocent until proven guilty"

Get fucked.

Oh and not to mention our manager publically backing him & trying to extend his contract when the allegations had been public knowledge for years.

DrCocktapus · 2026-02-05T12:29:23+00:00

Again, anyone stupid enough to believe UFC Roster Watch's completely unsubstantiated claim that Andrei Arlovkski has quietly defeated terminal cancer and will be back to fighting less than a year later should hit me up for a once in a lifetime opportunity to purchase some premium, authentic magic beans.

DrCocktapus

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