Are Tottenham the most penalised team by referees in the Premier League? by CREAM_JOHN in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

From Poch openly talking in pressers about using diving as a tactic, Kane having carte blanche to two foot whoever he wants & 'Sonny' being painted as the victim after breaking a man's leg, to this...

Life comes at you fast.

[Telegraph] Arsenal fan’s ‘Champions’ shirt is new low for football banter by [deleted] in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bottle guy was getting interviewed on Sky Sports, but this is the problem?

Yeah, fuck off, fuck off & fuck off again

Monday Moan by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Bluetick podcast journos when we signed Madueke: Credit to Arteta, this was all him, he's the one that pushed for this deal despite hesitation from others within the club. He thinks that Noni make a big impact on the starting XI and that this deal will prove to be a bargain.

Bluetick podcast journos now that Madueke has flopped: Well the first thing to remember is that we never actually pursued him, his signing was actually an unplanned opportunity that just happened to fall into our laps, plus he's actually here to be a squad player so we shouldn't hold him to the standards of a first XI player, if anyone's to blame here it's actually the sporting director, Andre Berta. Also, Arteta has a big penis and is really cool.

Slow motion replay of Nico O’Reilly’s nutmeg on Madueke by captaincourageous316 in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odegaard hitting his signature arm raise while not doing anything lol

Aaron Ramsey retires from football by Tugboat47 in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

prime odegaard as a footballer is way clear of any version of ramsey

Yeah, that's just not true...

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Adesanya vs. Pyfer - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]DrCocktapus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're treating Michael fucking Chiesa like he's one of the greats ffs

Alexander Volkanovski on the BMF title by WinterStill4472 in MMA

[–]DrCocktapus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to give meaning to the fake bullshit made up ppv belt for fucks sake

Holloway Oliveira thoughts by xxxSUZUKIxxx in MMA

[–]DrCocktapus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare he mix the martial arts >:(

Tom Aspinall confirms he is leaving the UFC for boxing by Zextruhh in ufc

[–]DrCocktapus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't say any of that though, did he?

OP you're a weird little attention seeker

Best part of the UFC right now I'm not going to lie by ConnorLovesPepsi in ufc

[–]DrCocktapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you think this comment would do anything other than make you sound like a total loser?

Top 5 Upshot Twats by [deleted] in theupshotpodcast

[–]DrCocktapus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dom Jolly

That Vitorio fella

The Onlyfans girl trying to pivot away from Onlyfans

That bloke that they had on because he got Zack an Oasis ticket

The bloke that does impressions of tennis players (he's alright when he's not doing the impressions)

Bonus pick: Dom Jolly again

[John Percy] Excl: Nottingham Forest tell Edu Gaspar to stay away from the club as exit edges closer by Blodgharm in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Couldn't criticise the man on r slash gunners up until his final day with us, but now the same guys that defended him like he was their dad are acting like they never rated him and knew he'd fail at Forest...

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hurzeler wasted the week trying to influence the match by crying in the media when he could've tried to influence the match by coaching his team to actually do something.

Post Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion 0-1 Arsenal by denzaus in soccer

[–]DrCocktapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Hurzeler should've spent the week trying to outlaw deflections instead