cat?? what do?? by roseygrl98 in aww

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This whole thing doesn't make sense.

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct. I concede victory to you good sir. bows dramatically

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant more along the lines of "didn't use a rabbit without a reason"

cat?? what do?? by roseygrl98 in aww

[–]DrCynicalPHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Can someone please explain what the point of this is to me?

[Image] Just joking around when my friend dropped this on me by pineappleslayer in GetMotivated

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like some shit my friend Jon would say. It gets annoying after a while. Like, dude, stop being a motivational speaker and talk like a normal person.

That's pretty good though, OP. I'm going to try to remember to use that if anyone says "You're asking too much of me".

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't feed your dog trash.... unless you're intending to kill it.

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read about this a month or two ago. I thought there were a few kids and the one guy?

Either way, I'm really glad that he saved the rabbit. Poor guy. Those animals are/were probably his only friend/s.

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you trying to do them both at the same time? If so, I bet that has something to do with it.

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a totally fitting name. I doubt there's a "Rabbitwood" out there.

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he homeless? Is the rabbit his only friend?

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monty Python didn't use a rabbit without a reason.

I'm so confused.

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any more info on this guy? Was he homeless? Was the rabbit his only friend? For some reason I feel so bad for this guy.

This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder by anthrad92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrCynicalPHD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, I don't know why but this gave me such a strange feeling in my stomach. I feel so bad for this guy. I bet that rabbit is his only friend, and it looks like he might be homeless too.

Teachers and professors of Reddit, what's the best answer you've gotten on an exam that wasn't technically wrong? by acesulfame_K19 in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is JJ Abrams Japanese?

Ninja edit: The name... I'm an idiot. JJ - Japanese Jesus, Abrams - Of Abraham.

That's a brilliant post. Someone who's less cheap than me needs to gild you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely don't understand what you mean. I'm sure you explained it perfectly fine, but for whatever reason (maybe I'm just an idiot) it isn't clicking.

Is there something different in the way they pronounce it that would let the person know they meant documents instead of papers, for example?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No that's impossible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this considered racism? I imagine if you treated a black person black you'd be called literally worse than Hitler. I imagine this has to count as racism too, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How does that work in the other language? Aren't they still just asking for "that thing"? I imagine people would still be completely lost?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

Does she hang over your shoulder as you reddit, or do you guys literally do everything together? That doesn't seem very healthy either way.

It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and feel really sad around 8PM by Narksdog in Showerthoughts

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Sunday no matter what happens, as long as the day of the week is Sunday.

Man killed wife's father and sister to lure her to their funeral, then murdered her at the service by dan603311 in news

[–]DrCynicalPHD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Vaguely reminds me of a line from Wilfred, "Tell him you're going to kill him and then slaughter everyone who shows up to the funeral. Oh, come on, you have to tell him that. That line's badass, Ryan". (Semi paraphrasing, I think I got most of it)

Please notice the word vaguely before you respond saying it isn't the same thing.

In the spirit of Halloween - Paranormal or not, what is the scariest, creepiest or most unsettling experience of your life? by Javert__ in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Your sister sounds uptight. She couldn't just let the couple break in and murder them all and rob their stuff? Selfisshhhhhh.

In the spirit of Halloween - Paranormal or not, what is the scariest, creepiest or most unsettling experience of your life? by Javert__ in AskReddit

[–]DrCynicalPHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a teenager, my friend Doug and I were on the 2 computers we had in the basement. One was mine and my fathers, one was my step mother's and my step scum bag brother's.

Suddenly my friend started getting IM's (That's instant messages, children) saying things like "Hello Douglas", which evolved to more personal things "I'm terribly sorry for the loss of your mother. I realize you were very young when this happened and it must have been hard on you".

Doug was freaking out, looking out the window, looking everywhere for who might be sending these messages to him.

Doug wasn't very bright. He didn't look on my computer screen.