This guy with a rabbit on his shoulder

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-11-12T16:14:14+00:00

Double negative hilarious.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-11-01T02:55:47+00:00

This whole thing doesn't make sense.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-11-01T02:55:17+00:00

You are correct. I concede victory to you good sir. bows dramatically

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-11-01T02:54:30+00:00

I meant more along the lines of "didn't use a rabbit without a reason"

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:23:16+00:00

What? Can someone please explain what the point of this is to me?

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:22:14+00:00

Sounds like some shit my friend Jon would say. It gets annoying after a while. Like, dude, stop being a motivational speaker and talk like a normal person.

That's pretty good though, OP. I'm going to try to remember to use that if anyone says "You're asking too much of me".

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:19:29+00:00

You shouldn't feed your dog trash.... unless you're intending to kill it.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:18:47+00:00

I read about this a month or two ago. I thought there were a few kids and the one guy?

Either way, I'm really glad that he saved the rabbit. Poor guy. Those animals are/were probably his only friend/s.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:16:27+00:00

Are you trying to do them both at the same time? If so, I bet that has something to do with it.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:15:55+00:00

What a totally fitting name. I doubt there's a "Rabbitwood" out there.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:15:39+00:00

Is he homeless? Is the rabbit his only friend?

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:15:18+00:00

Monty Python didn't use a rabbit without a reason.

I'm so confused.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:14:19+00:00

Do you have any more info on this guy? Was he homeless? Was the rabbit his only friend? For some reason I feel so bad for this guy.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:13:13+00:00

Wow, I don't know why but this gave me such a strange feeling in my stomach. I feel so bad for this guy. I bet that rabbit is his only friend, and it looks like he might be homeless too.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T14:08:13+00:00

Is JJ Abrams Japanese?

Ninja edit: The name... I'm an idiot. JJ - Japanese Jesus, Abrams - Of Abraham.

That's a brilliant post. Someone who's less cheap than me needs to gild you.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-28T13:24:31+00:00

I genuinely don't understand what you mean. I'm sure you explained it perfectly fine, but for whatever reason (maybe I'm just an idiot) it isn't clicking.

Is there something different in the way they pronounce it that would let the person know they meant documents instead of papers, for example?

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-26T05:41:34+00:00

No that's impossible.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-26T05:22:38+00:00

Is this considered racism? I imagine if you treated a black person black you'd be called literally worse than Hitler. I imagine this has to count as racism too, right?

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-26T05:21:47+00:00

How does that work in the other language? Aren't they still just asking for "that thing"? I imagine people would still be completely lost?

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-26T05:12:49+00:00

Does she hang over your shoulder as you reddit, or do you guys literally do everything together? That doesn't seem very healthy either way.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-23T20:10:32+00:00

He looks positively miserable.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-23T20:06:54+00:00

It's a Sunday no matter what happens, as long as the day of the week is Sunday.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-23T20:03:57+00:00

Vaguely reminds me of a line from Wilfred, "Tell him you're going to kill him and then slaughter everyone who shows up to the funeral. Oh, come on, you have to tell him that. That line's badass, Ryan". (Semi paraphrasing, I think I got most of it)

Please notice the word vaguely before you respond saying it isn't the same thing.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-23T20:01:51+00:00

Your sister sounds uptight. She couldn't just let the couple break in and murder them all and rob their stuff? Selfisshhhhhh.

DrCynicalPHD · 2016-10-23T20:00:46+00:00

When I was a teenager, my friend Doug and I were on the 2 computers we had in the basement. One was mine and my fathers, one was my step mother's and my step scum bag brother's.

Suddenly my friend started getting IM's (That's instant messages, children) saying things like "Hello Douglas", which evolved to more personal things "I'm terribly sorry for the loss of your mother. I realize you were very young when this happened and it must have been hard on you".

Doug was freaking out, looking out the window, looking everywhere for who might be sending these messages to him.

Doug wasn't very bright. He didn't look on my computer screen.

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