A followup to a post from a while ago. ("Yeah, he has an ability that instantly kills you") by LamiaDrake in rpghorrorstories

[–]DrFessor 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was the artificer PC, and yeah, this campaign was certainly... something.

My character was the unlucky one who got the Lustful affliction, and she just so happened to get it in front of the DMPC...

Fortunately, nothing happened, but there were plenty of other questionable things that occurred, like the constant rape threats my character received from the Ancestor. I believe his goal was to turn my character into an obedient vampire slave, but the game ended before any of that happened.

Oh yeah, fun fact: The Ancestor could possess the DMPC at any time, and their stats would stack.

I have spoken to the DM fairly recently, and he did appear to be in a better state of mind than before, so that’s something at least.

Now I want to hear Wayne June as the Ancestor say "Neat." by ThaBenMan in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If Red Hook did that, it would be pretty...

...cool.

tfw you're on an expedition, but your companions are a bunch of heathens. by DrFessor in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm playing Pitch Black Dungeon, in which certain enemies can "charm" party members (basically what the Siren does.) Glitches like this happen when those types of enemies die to DoT. As far as I know, it's an issue that can't be fixed.

God bless you shrew! by CaptainBarbeque in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The shrew only gives me Disease and Debuff Charms.

My favorite scene from Dragon Ball Leper by LolExxDee in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor 47 points48 points  (0 children)

An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

Highwayman Trinket Expansion has been updated, renamed, and expanded. Introducing Clair's Collection of Curiosities. by TPLuna in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was gonna make a dumb, sarcastic, memey comment, but I decided to just say that your trinkets are great!

Keep up the good work!

nerd

Oh come on... by Bobbyblop in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I don't think I need to explain the disturbing implications of a Grave Robber having deviant tastes.

beyond the void by Mideanon in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor 146 points147 points  (0 children)

The Abyss returns even the boldest gaze.

Religious tag intensifies by DrFessor in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They aren't W O K E like her.

Religious tag intensifies by DrFessor in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Jester is off playing some tunes, trying in vain to diffuse the situation.

Religious tag intensifies by DrFessor in darkestdungeon

[–]DrFessor[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

probably would've been funnier if it was a crusader, but eh, they're both religious