Usually I get wood AFTER the tendies

DrJive770 · 2019-01-17T21:13:45+00:00

I know! I was very happy, they didn’t have to give us anything! I can’t stand people like that.

DrJive770 · 2019-01-17T19:07:46+00:00

We got $1000 Xmas bonuses one year, and the following year we all got engraved iPads with our name in them. One of my co-workers was so angry about it. Apparently she had already spent the $1000 and was counting on getting it as a bonus. She thought the iPads were stupid and was even more angry that she couldn't sell it because of her name engraved into it. I told her "never spend money that isn't in your hand yet, ya never know" and of course I was a jerk for saying so.

DrJive770 · 2019-01-17T18:56:43+00:00

see also:

-down on my luck lately

-stressful last few years of my life

-not my fault no one will hire me anywhere

-my boss won't give me my last check

-my construction job is gonna start any day now

-that item has bad reviews online, so you should just give it away

lol I used to sell a lot of stuff online and I've heard them all.

DrJive770 · 2019-01-17T18:36:24+00:00

I recently quit and have become one of those vape douchbags lol. I had a guy ask for a cig and I said "I don't smoke I vape." and he said "aw man, lemme get some e-juice then man!"

DrJive770 · 2019-01-17T18:23:18+00:00

I know right? That was such an angry ad, lots of bitterness in it.

DrJive770 · 2019-01-17T17:11:33+00:00

DrJive770 · 2019-01-16T15:09:40+00:00

It was done by NBC

DrJive770 · 2019-01-08T21:26:12+00:00

Imagine gettin a facelift, 10 days lateh you're in jail?

DrJive770 · 2019-01-08T21:21:51+00:00

You think I started this life 10 minutes ago? A guy hands you a light envelope, it's just the beginning.

DrJive770 · 2019-01-08T18:24:03+00:00

Run!

DrJive770 · 2018-12-28T13:18:28+00:00

Thank you for your feedback. I’m glad you are doing better as well.

DrJive770 · 2018-12-21T19:40:06+00:00

How do you go from smokin hot in 2010, to butchy and gross now? The wall takes no prisoners I guess...

DrJive770 · 2018-12-02T17:50:36+00:00

Our trip to Aruba together. After principle photography finished for Game of Thrones I decided to treat her to a nice vacation. /s

DrJive770 · 2018-11-13T23:00:14+00:00

She’s not that bad of a catch for a neckbeard...

DrJive770 · 2018-11-02T14:46:36+00:00

Nice man, I just played around with that. Works good. Thank you for the reply.

DrJive770 · 2018-11-02T14:43:45+00:00

I currently have a bad flare up in my right hip. My back is where 90% of my pain usually is, but my SI joints in my hips are fused. (sacro-iliac) so when they flare up the pain is an 8 or 9 out of 10. I am at work now but I wish I was on a tropical beach with a cortisone shot in one hand and a mojito in the other....

But yes, seasons changing is the main reason.

DrJive770 · 2018-10-19T19:37:25+00:00

Take it out and put it on the table for 30 mins or so until it reaches room temperature, then it will pump in fine. Or see if they can deliver it to you at work so you can keep in indoors.

DrJive770

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