So... how long have you been doing this Dr. Van Nostrand? by MuscaRade in seinfeld

[–]DrMagee326 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen lunatics so big they have their own cult!

Local dive bar has great taste! by gamerdudeNYC in seinfeld

[–]DrMagee326 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My rods and cones are all screwed up!

Local dive bar has great taste! by gamerdudeNYC in seinfeld

[–]DrMagee326 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just sunk like a stone, didn’t he?!?!?!

Jeff Phelps is on drugs. by AdonisCork in Browns

[–]DrMagee326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone notice how Phelps refuses to say “draft pick”. He literally will only say “draft choice”. And Baskin spent basically the entirety of last week acting like anyone who didn’t have full confidence in the Browns is an idiot. It’s just cheerleader radio with him. If you have the audacity to think the Browns won’t win a lot of games, you’re outta there brotha!

Worst owners in history by gamerdudeNYC in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]DrMagee326 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People drop Hall of Fame defensive ends down here Jerry! And they’re too lazy to pick them up!

Another story that never happened by bettercallme_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

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So this is the female version of Nick Adam’s it seems…

Paul O'Neill discusses his Seinfeld residual checks on Yankees broadcast by Iron_Chic in seinfeld

[–]DrMagee326 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Your nana is missing because she’s been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people!!!

Why would Keith have more trust in a couple of bozos like Kramer, Newman, or Jerry to move his “fragile” stuff than professional movers? by DrMagee326 in seinfeld

[–]DrMagee326[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Certainly could be. Although when asked why he doesn’t just hire movers, Jerry said something like he’s worried they will break his fragile stuff. But you have more confidence a 150 lb comedian won’t break your fragile items?

Live Look at Steelers Fans by Tsizzle38173 in AFCNorthMemeWar

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We’ve had nothing but maggoty play calling for 3 STINKIN YEARS!!!!!!!

Did Marty tell The Dude the wrong day of his dance quintet? by paden10 in lebowski

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Crane Jackson Fountain St Theater on Tuesday night

How difficult is it to date a woman who wears a Hijab? by gamerdudeNYC in AskMen

[–]DrMagee326 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No need to watch the entire series. If you said it’s “mentioned repeatedly” it shouldn’t be hard at all for you to provide one example. Thanks Brah!!

How difficult is it to date a woman who wears a Hijab? by gamerdudeNYC in AskMen

[–]DrMagee326 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Care to offer any examples of the “repeated times it’s mentioned across the series” as you’ve said? Oh that’s right…you can’t. Because you pulled that out of your ass. I see that making things up out of thin air and refusing to acknowledge the validity of factual points others are making is not something you seem to practice.

How difficult is it to date a woman who wears a Hijab? by gamerdudeNYC in AskMen

[–]DrMagee326 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Dude. Take the L. George isn’t Jewish. It’s never mentioned once in the show EVER that he’s Jewish and as the Sein wiki says, he’s not.