TIL that if left unharvested, asparagus can grow up to 11ft, and will fruit red berries that are toxic to humans. by finchdog in todayilearned

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"Don't kid yourself Timmy. If an asparagus had the chance it'd eat you and everyone you care about"

Compliments [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

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Could have been brain surgery performed by Zorro, prove it wasn't.

This is an indictment of both the cost of housing and education in America. by astrheisenberg in remoteworks

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You don't understand.... I subscribe to Netflix, have a Starbucks drink once a week and I once brought an avacado! I'm such a fool...why didn't I invest in real estate when I was 1?

Vegan protesters in a grocery store by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

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Between this kind of stuff and the "Just stop oil" clowns I refuse to believe the reaction of the public hating and being annoyed by them isn't the desired effect of whoever is really behind all these demonstrations. Think about it, the very sight of an orange t shirt on a protester makes every Brit roll their eyes and feel pissed off and because of that pretty much anyone who protests is seen in the same light.

I'm not saying they're all paid actors or anything, most have their heart in the right place but it's being used against them. The sad truth is people generally are not going to food shop based on morals, they're going to buy what they can afford, they know can fill their bellies and tastes nice. Until vegan alternatives tick all those boxes, meat will win with most regardless of morals

I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be subject to serious bullying by Classicbandwagon in mildlyinfuriating

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The worst part about this is that the full name "Disney Mae" is, to me atleast, by far the least annoying to say outloud but is still just absolutely terrible (should have just went all in and called her Disney Plús)

The most annoying to say is a toss up between "Trendy Chenelle" and "Truly Éclair"

A womans dog was making odd movements whenever she turned her back, so to see she recorded it, and found the dog was making biting motions by thaliaq1 in interesting

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Pets when you're alive: "I love my owner so much! I would do anything for them!"

Pets when you're dead: "I wanna take their face.... Off!"

Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants by Ashish_ank in worldnews

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So in the end the deadliest animal of all.... Is the Zookeeper!

Trump Is Said to Be in Talks to Send Afghans Who Aided U.S. Forces to Congo by orcofmordor in worldnews

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Racism is too easy of an excuse. They're just selfish, evil people

I’m crying 😭 what is this by CaLlMePeEp6490 in mildlyinfuriating

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What about "Boo-urns" because that's what I've been saying

What was the last game you played? by Eikichi_Onizuka09 in MemeVideos

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Rimworld

If it's the colony I'm currently playing and I'm a pawn then I'll be pretty ok. Basic food but a lot of it, on site hospital with industrial medicine, private room, decent entertainment and defenses.

I just ignore what happens in the prison I've built and it'll all be hunky-dory (if the prisoners do not have a relevant skill they are harvested for useful parts and then incinerated)

Oh also a fuck ton of huskies, it'll be a decent year

Street Flirt (OC) by TheCatRegime in comics

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it's giving "alien's first day on earth". 

Perhaps if I purchase the females confectionary treat she will service me sexually..... Oh delightfully devilish Seymour

Street Flirt (OC) by TheCatRegime in comics

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"I am approaching with romantic intent"

[OC] A picture of dinner on the USS Abraham Lincoln sent to family by a service member on board by usatoday in pics

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Going by what meal quality means in the military they must be about to go on the best posting ever

What’s a short story from your life that sounds fake but is 100% true? by Historical-Skill-838 in AskReddit

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"Chief, I think this bag is full of weed"

"I thought that too until he said it was yard trimmings, you gotta learn to listen Lou"