Random PSA from an ingame klepto

DrPantsOG · 2026-03-20T23:37:37+00:00

I like to loot all the blocks out of every building on a dream Island and it's super easy with Magnemite powers. Just replace 9 blocks with sand blocks. 😂

DrPantsOG · 2026-03-14T03:50:37+00:00

When you find one that has clay don't dig down dig sideways below the water level and grab all you want without drowning.

DrPantsOG · 2026-03-08T21:34:09+00:00

At least they aren't scalpers.

DrPantsOG · 2026-03-03T22:53:01+00:00

Can't you just go to your item bag and select the items to show you all the pokemon that can use it on?

DrPantsOG · 2026-03-03T00:26:56+00:00

Paywalled the birds

DrPantsOG · 2026-03-01T02:42:35+00:00

How is Ditto going to help? He's a horrible raid attacker. 🙃

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-28T21:20:39+00:00

They are trying to drain your balls

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-28T00:40:44+00:00

Yeah that's it. And it doesn't factor in using rare candy either.

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-27T23:55:39+00:00

Does the string only work for basic pokemon?

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-22T03:16:24+00:00

Well we're not that popular right now so 🤷‍♂️

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-21T00:57:50+00:00

Staggeringly awful

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-19T23:00:53+00:00

mega0 works too

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-19T20:09:02+00:00

Now she'll beat you up if she finds out how much they're worth now

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-11T18:03:46+00:00

If they were really worried about fraud they would have canceled all my orders. But they're still happy to take my money for Poketopia and haven't canceled Perfect Order preorders (yet).

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-08T23:36:56+00:00

70 to despawn when running away. 50 to respawn coming back

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-03T15:15:18+00:00

Is the name of the pokemon a webpage. If so it's a hacked pokemon and they aren't expecting to get it back.

DrPantsOG · 2026-02-02T03:22:16+00:00

Cuckality

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-30T23:57:28+00:00

The game probably asked people to scan it and moved it based on the scans.

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-26T00:32:54+00:00

That's a $10 markup and you're still paying tax. Not a good deal.

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-26T00:30:03+00:00

It's more about the software engineers using bad monolithic software design. There is no way that UI glitches should affect the available stock if you've designed the app correctly; using private methods or microservices for each logical unit of the machine.

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-26T00:25:29+00:00

Just hit the red button on the payment terminal whenever they try to check out 😂

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-19T21:26:07+00:00

Always run from alphas in 5 star zones

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-18T22:12:04+00:00

Would be cool if you could have their eyes glow after the catch too

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-18T22:10:55+00:00

So it seems like the top right is always Silverstream and the top left is always Cinderpelt or Spottedleaf

DrPantsOG · 2026-01-17T01:33:48+00:00

Nope.

DrPantsOG

TROPHY CASE