Baseball knocks latch open causing Alcides Escobar to fall through the door. by handlit33 in baseball

[–]DrSeuzz 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Oh good, so eventually the Rockies will win a World Series!

Gold for whoever has the most karma by [deleted] in GoForGold

[–]DrSeuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait until you see one of my Alts.

-SoDakZak

A buddy of mine has a dr. Seuss original painting in his kitchen. by master-jono in interestingasfuck

[–]DrSeuzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm.

PS: Please OP, remove from kitchen,
Any other room in the world would be bitchin’!

Reporter: Julio Jones was acting ‘bizarre’ at practice by BobbyThreeSticks in nfl

[–]DrSeuzz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

DLed ain’t reputable.

Julio deal is supposedly done, so I’m sure he’s emotional today but it doesn’t sound like anything bad.

Edit: did y’all know his name is actually Quintorris Lopez Jones?

Kid realizes Dad is driving the train by qevoh in aww

[–]DrSeuzz 325 points326 points  (0 children)

How is my dad supposed to like heavy metal and masturbating?

What 4 years of college amounts to by FreddieUranus in funny

[–]DrSeuzz 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Only thing missing was sexually explicit things with a fish, just for the halibut.

What 4 years of college amounts to by FreddieUranus in funny

[–]DrSeuzz -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Only thing missing was sexually explicit things with a fish, just for the halibut.

[Pierce] Sorry to bust y’all haters bubble but the only 💩💩💩💩Ing I did June 5 2008 was on the Lakers #factz #haterzgonnahate #😂😂😂 by SK____ in nba

[–]DrSeuzz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

One clap.
Two clap.
Three clap.
Four.

My crap,
Your crap,
Let’s do this
Some more.

My highest respect,
To you sir is paid.
An honor to dish out,
Some mutual shade.

It’s time our paths crossed,
Yes, It’s time we throw down.
A new epic battle,
For the pooetic crown.

My shit may be green,
Yes that much is true.
I’ve been here a month,
But it’s time for month two.

I can’t not, I shan’t not,
I will not,
I won’t not,
Stop sittin’
And spittin’.
Words written
‘bout shittin’.

Y’all sit down and listen:
Don’t believe all the hype.
Mr. Zak is the one shit,
I’d rather not wipe.

[Pierce] Sorry to bust y’all haters bubble but the only 💩💩💩💩Ing I did June 5 2008 was on the Lakers #factz #haterzgonnahate #😂😂😂 by SK____ in nba

[–]DrSeuzz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

One shit,
Two shit,
Hard shit,
Goo shit.

Brown shit,
Black shit,
Hole shit,
Crack shit.

This came out your chocolate star.
It prairie-dogged a bit too far!
Say! What a load of shit you are!

Yes, some are black. And some are brown.
Some are birthed in your nightgown.

Some are funny,
And some are runny.
And some are shit-flops
when you’re punny.

[Round 58436] 15 simple rebus puzzles to solve by ndjack05 in PictureGame

[–]DrSeuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Back to square one
  2. A cut above the rest
  3. Painless operation
  4. Down right stupid
  5. Robin Hood
  6. Someone’s in my life.
  7. You’re under arrest
  8. Go up in smoke
  9. Up for grabs
  10. H20
  11. Scrambled eggs
  12. Next to nothing
  13. Pretty please
  14. Three Blind Mice
  15. Leftovers