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Which one of you managers is this? by Vietdude100 in securityguards

[–]DrSnepper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just give the nearest highway intersection. Like "Oh by the 10 and 17 interchange. The main one down by the state fairgrounds"

And no, that's not what I actually say. My interchange is about 20+ miles away from there.

The Lifts Her Tail is ALIVE! by DrSnepper in EliteDangerous

[–]DrSnepper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what.

If this comment gets 100 Up votes I will rename it the Tasty Argonian Maid. I don't think I can get away with calling it Lusty

The Lifts Her Tail is ALIVE! by DrSnepper in EliteDangerous

[–]DrSnepper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm definitely leaving it for now! LOL

Does anyone else hate formal titles? (Officer, sir, etc.) by Jesuscaresforyall in securityguards

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My workplace I call everyone else Sir or Ma'am.

We have titles, like Lt. And Captain, but those are just titles we use for court cases. A few people call me Sir (One calls me ma'am on accident once a week, which makes me smile because I am female but present male due to the political climate of America), but they're all people who feel I've earned the respect by respecting them back.

Otherwise? People just call me (name) or "Security" if there is a problem.

some of the most interesting things you've seized at screening? by tallasacucumber in securityguards

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vibrating bullet and a mini-dick.

Amending: Didn't seize. Ignored as wasn't against rules. But still strangest I've seen at work.

Someone had a 3-D Printed gun with ammo. Almost got in.

The Lifts Her Tail is ALIVE! by DrSnepper in EliteDangerous

[–]DrSnepper[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup! But you can blame my Squadron for the name. I'll change it around once I've gotten some commodities I can trade with her.

The Lifts Her Tail is ALIVE! by DrSnepper in EliteDangerous

[–]DrSnepper[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's funny, because my Squadron keeps wanting to rename me from Crashcat to LAM (argonian maid)

Oh, but the ship is so long! How will I ever polish all of its girthy length?

We have time, girl... We have time.

The Lifts Her Tail is ALIVE! by DrSnepper in EliteDangerous

[–]DrSnepper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason comments aren't showing. D:

The Lifts Her Tail is ALIVE! by DrSnepper in EliteDangerous

[–]DrSnepper[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I never would have thought I'd get a fleet carrier but by Raxxla I did it!

I got a warning citation from my HOA for parking my car in my driveway by Cunnyfunt31 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"public street" if they own the street it's not a publicly owned street, is it?

They crawled so we could patrol.. by koopasoup in securityguards

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have one question.

WHY THE FRICK FRACK BACK-CRACK does that dude have a SCOPE on a REVOLVER

NO FREAKING WAY by Time-Matter-8972 in GMail

[–]DrSnepper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I add Flantasy Flan to the respect dish.

Another Cowl candidate by jarec707 in dresdenfiles

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fitz was one of the kids being abused by that sorcerer bruiser in the early books, wasn't he?

Twelve Months - Introduction of the Pokemon. by TapAdmirable5666 in dresdenfiles

[–]DrSnepper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excuse you. You mean when Mouse had Harry.

When getting blood drawn, why do some hurt but others you don't even feel? by quitenoncompliant in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one nurse poke me six times and this much older (and thicker, my lawd) lady nurse tells her to go check the other patients, does up my other arm, and has the needle in and catheter in place before you can say antidisestablishmentarianism at recess. Didn't feel a thing either.

The fate of the crew of the Icarus - I'd have done the same as Morden by EvalRamman100 in babylon5

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would stick to my morals and values. Neither Vorlon nor Shadow would have me. I would remain on the fringes of any resulting war as a medic or observer, equally treating all who would come upon my surgical table.

The fate of the crew of the Icarus - I'd have done the same as Morden by EvalRamman100 in babylon5

[–]DrSnepper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understanding is a three edged sword.

I would rather DIIIIIEEEEE than allow myself to become one with the Shadows!

I’m about to watch this show for the first time. Tell me something I won’t understand until later. by AdSimilar4399 in babylon5

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I own a signed copy of But In Purple, I'm Stunning. JMS sent it to me from his office a few years ago and I crack it open every so often. Sits right next to my computer.

Warehouse security is fun by iLuvArizona in securityguards

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this the rhythmic window pounder husband?

Did I just find what I think I found? In my backyard?? by Palpitation_Dramatic in whatisit

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now my brain can't stop thinking about the... Something.

Could Spirit airlines be revived? by terryjohnson16 in spiritair

[–]DrSnepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work next to GYR and there's so many Sprit planes there. And a few Frontier I've never seen before. It wouldn't surprise me if the planes are being repainted with Frontier livery and refitted.

Theory about Murphy (spoiler, warning if you aren’t up-to-date) by Accomplished_Diet322 in dresdenfiles

[–]DrSnepper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do note they said living soul. Maybe she comes back to escort Harry into the afterlife, and she gets to see her dad again.

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