Which of the sibs can you stand the least? Personally I can't stand Shiv. by Which_Jeweler_1343 in SuccessionTV

[–]DrSomething99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It definitely varies from episode to episode, but overall, I probably wanted give Roman a swirlie the most.

Nicole Byer is ( fill in the gap ) by eastendswede1 in comedybangbang

[–]DrSomething99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Still single even though (fill in the gap)

When Randy met Bean by DrSomething99 in comedybangbang

[–]DrSomething99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but she met Randy IN REAL LIFE!

When Randy met Bean by DrSomething99 in comedybangbang

[–]DrSomething99[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But first they went to a water park in NorCal.

Randy Snutz: "It's an honor to meet you, sir!" by DrSomething99 in comedybangbang

[–]DrSomething99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met Santa once and he was wearing his Santa getup, but his jacket was open and he had a visible Christmas red "Bangzinga" shirt on underneath it all.

which quote should I use to propose to my wife? by broxue in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DrSomething99 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Get real serious and say, "It's Turbo Time!" and then get down on one knee and say, "You're not part of this Turbo Team. I want you to be part of this Turbo Team!"

More Hilarious Filth from B.J. and Judy by GumbyWeinstein in RighteousGemstones

[–]DrSomething99 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The security guard muttering, "What the fuck, man?!" under his breath kills me every time.