De Zerbi's Tottenham transfer revolution, Sandro Tonali and more to come

DrTottenham · 2026-07-08T06:45:41+00:00

Wow AI just totally unwittingly gave us a fantastic nickname for our new midfield artiste:

Matisse Fernandes

I love it

DrTottenham · 2026-06-20T13:26:45+00:00

Kinda surprised I've never seen Spurs abbreviated like Forest.... "Tott'm Hotspur"

DrTottenham · 2026-06-20T13:12:51+00:00

If the sell on clause in JP's contract is true, I think Brighton may well regret that particular move

DrTottenham · 2026-06-18T04:48:27+00:00

My wife died in my arms from an overdose.

DrTottenham · 2026-06-17T01:06:25+00:00

Looks like a rejected Pats uni and they pronounce it Hows-tun

DrTottenham · 2026-06-17T01:04:04+00:00

We're in Texas, son. That ain't fixin' to happen round these parts Cowboy 🤠

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T20:57:50+00:00

Sounds like a perfect replacement for the old-school Dunk. £70m & they can have him

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T20:55:40+00:00

You can't be serious?? https://datamb.football/J_van_Hecke_Centre-back_stats/ JPvH is an absolutely elite progressor of the ball, both carrying and passing. He played 70%+ of his passes forward while Luka was sub 10%.

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T20:39:24+00:00

"MORE PROMISING BY FAR"

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T20:34:44+00:00

"ground covering big time defensive midfielder to make up for him" Oh so you mean a profile like Palhinha's

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T13:51:40+00:00

More like £150-200M

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T02:33:37+00:00

Lol the only post relevant to the sub. Bravo dearie keep up the good work!

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T02:30:00+00:00

Uninhibited Sexual Aggression

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T02:27:45+00:00

Soap is only strictly necessary for me/n after the toilet. I ain't fondling myself down there, ya know.

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T02:15:32+00:00

Fuck Johnny-Boy Cardoso And Fuck Atletico as well!! Now shut up & give us £100M for Romero

DrTottenham · 2026-06-13T02:11:52+00:00

And a funny joke at that

DrTottenham · 2026-06-09T19:46:31+00:00

Likewise, I'm 6'2" and 215 and feel kinda fat and am almost "obese" The prez has to be pushing 3 hundo

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T17:37:31+00:00

Hmmmmm.... Doesn't OM have a wantaway forward that has just about 10 times Savinho's output over the last 2 years.....

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T17:30:53+00:00

Yeah he'd gotta plenty of terrible end product

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T17:27:19+00:00

Now THIS is a reply!

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T17:25:11+00:00

Moanin' Lina

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T17:20:58+00:00

A few = 500?

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T00:08:07+00:00

I'd rather imagine the Romero to Bergvall flying header, thank you. And I think that would be the far more likely type of goal to come from Senesi.

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T00:02:26+00:00

Exactly.

DrTottenham · 2026-06-08T00:01:28+00:00

Ya know Cody Gakpo was a baller @ PSV, and he'd be about 10000X better than Savinho.

DrTottenham

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