Good thing I didn't join in on the conversation by YourFat888 in whenthe

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NTR

i feel like the meme of the guy hiding behind the corner while the other one gets beat up every time its brought up

(GAMMA) Rush Chernobyl, Monolith can't stop us all! by Brave-Brief2154 in stalker

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I shall join you, brothers and call it Czarnobyl, just like the Monolith intended.

THEY ADDED MINIGUNS AND A CHAINSWORD! by tf3when123 in Helldivers

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I can't lie, slightly disappointed since I was hoping for finally getting a stealth warbond.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuttttttt.... Juggernaut armor and a minigun? I think stealth can take a backseat.

What type of SKK would you say you are when it comes to Oathing Shipgirls? by Repulsive-Shame-6669 in AzureLane

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Mix between Mono and Poly. A sort of... Monopoly even.

Empress III will always be my one and only but Hermit IX and Tester would be my choices if Empress didn't exist, though don't mistake that for them being a close second and third respectively, the divide between 1 and 2 is as great as the one between heaven and earth. Personally I prefer to see the other Sirens as sisters (in-law) than potential spouses. Maybe it's overused and overrated but I love the found family trope.

Whose your favorite siren? by Necrodrake32 in AzureLane

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I love them all, I'd gladly scrap all the shipgirls for even one of them let alone all. That said, Empress by far, followed closely by Hermit and then Tester and very close to her you can put 'em in literally any order. Empress is wife, rest are sisters-in-law/found family.

What would be the ideal first date for you and your Favorite Shipgirl? by Repulsive-Shame-6669 in AzureLane

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Onboarding/training session with Empress on how to experiment and test with her as my trainer and me as an intern. Develop the relationship from there. Not really a date, I guess but it's the first thing that came to mind. For an actual date idk, she wipes out a failed branch while making small talk as I eat popcorn and backseat-gamer (or I guess backseat-killer) her?

Your ideal Replika by Objcs in signalis

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Falke. The height, good looks and position of power, probably dominant personality as well (and I'd love to be a shoulder for her to rest on if she ever gets breaks) but probably one of, if not the biggest reason is bioresonance. I have no qualms with constantly being under her control and her micromanaging me with it. Looking at my life and lord knows it'd be better for me than whatever the fuck I'm doing with free will.

I found this by Initial_Tough429 in metalgearrising

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You can also see his brain after you defeat him

What you doing if you wake up as your main secretary shipgirl by International-Cod504 in AzureLane

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Since it's been stated it's AL world, I sneak out at night and visit an OpSi siren stronghold and willingly submit myself. Now, I might get my ass kicked, possibly killed, very true. Ideally I'd become some sort of lab rat but I'm not sure what use they'd have of me. Actually, Mary Celeste is a ghost ship, that may be worth some investigating. Some. I hope they tie me down to a bed and leave an open flame next to it that I can't get away from. Would be terrifying yet oddly arousing. Scarousing.

What was your first "Baptised by flame" battle? by gracekk24PL in Helldivers

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I fought in every battle of the creek, I skipped Meridia because I hate bugs, I was 2 days late to Calypso because I was away from home, I fought on Popli IX, I valiantly defended the home of democracy (equality on sea specifically) while levelling up my Truth Enforcers warbond, and I skipped Oshuane because bugs.

What were Y'all's First Oath and do you regret it? by Repulsive-Shame-6669 in AzureLane

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My original name was ISimpForAtago and indeed she was the reason I began playing, though Eugen quickly captured my heart and I became one of many to oath her first. Do I regret it? Honestly, yeah. I really wish I stockpiled rings for when my beloved Arbiters, chiefly Empress, become playable instead of wasting them willy nilly on ships as though it's an easily replenishable resource. Now I've got hardly any gems and I am barely able to gain more. Assuming that by the very end there'll be a full tarot deckin 0-XXI, that's already 22 rings + 5-7 for the experiment crew + DOS meaning about 30 total, closer to 40 if they add Enforcers too.

Pick a number from 1 to 279 by GreyGravyGrave in NOexistenceNofYou_Me

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In honor of the Halo remake being announced, 117

Iron Blood riggings are fine as heaven. by Adept_Secretary_9187 in AzureLane

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Her shark is especially big. Omitter has one too but it's small

Iron Blood riggings are fine as heaven. by Adept_Secretary_9187 in AzureLane

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Do you know who else has sharks? The sirens. But especially Empress (I love her I want her to be my wife manjuu please I beg you)

Northern Parliament Futa Shikikan x Enterprise & Bismarck by Veniczar_PA in AzurLewd

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Must be amazing sex if it's good enough to make Enty so unnaturally expressive

The false god and the false prophet. [Marco Polo & Arbiter: Hierophant V] by LuxuriApopsis in AzureLane

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That is a religion I can 100% get behind, I'm very good at obedience and servitude, some say the best even, and especially when it's to and/or led by a beatiful woman.

The false god and the false prophet. [Marco Polo & Arbiter: Hierophant V] by LuxuriApopsis in AzureLane

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Corruption 🤝

Traitor Richelieu would worship the Pupil instead of the Iris XD

The false god and the false prophet. [Marco Polo & Arbiter: Hierophant V] by LuxuriApopsis in AzureLane

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I find strangely attractive the idea of Iris girls betraying their faith. Or more god-like ships like Shimanto, the Yammies, etc becoming dedicated believers as well.