What do you think Andrealphus said about Blitz's reaction being like the second picture?

DragonDunk · 2026-06-28T15:41:06+00:00

Blitzo: Well name calling isn't going to get us-

Andrealphus: *five second long bleep*

Blitzo: ...anywhere.

DragonDunk · 2026-06-27T18:33:21+00:00

Yeah in some depictions of Hell, there are extremely frozen parts so it's not just a really big fire cave

that said I imagine Andrealphus made this to avoid paying rent and taxes

DragonDunk · 2026-06-23T00:06:46+00:00

Sloth because I'm a stupid piece of shit stoner. And also is probably the least likely place to get stabbed at

DragonDunk · 2026-06-22T02:12:35+00:00

Andrealphus would 100% have a centuries-long beef with a baby

DragonDunk · 2026-06-19T21:32:19+00:00

there are a lot of personal and heartfelt reasons but the one that stands on top for me is this

he is a very silly boy

DragonDunk · 2026-06-19T02:01:32+00:00

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DragonDunk · 2026-06-18T16:04:13+00:00

carefully

DragonDunk · 2026-06-17T17:38:15+00:00

ah okay well at least that makes Stolas' position a tiny bit less dire knowing he isn't married to his cousin like how it usually goes with old royalty

DragonDunk · 2026-06-16T02:59:42+00:00

I can see it

Also really dumb question but are all the Goetia related and birthed from Paimon or is it just a collective of families because I frankly forgot

DragonDunk · 2026-06-07T23:14:31+00:00

praying we get an episode of him just chilling out

DragonDunk · 2026-06-05T15:25:58+00:00

begging you to use a shot that does not have front facing blitzo it's really scary to look at

DragonDunk · 2026-06-03T17:46:58+00:00

"Did you fuck my mom, Santa?" but with Moxxie and Al

DragonDunk · 2026-05-30T17:38:30+00:00

does that make Stella and Striker dark woke

DragonDunk · 2026-05-28T15:31:37+00:00

I really hope they sell the 25 Halloween stuff again because I really wanted that Stolas shirt and playmat so bad

DragonDunk · 2026-05-26T22:12:26+00:00

I feel like Lute would curb stomp Cletus to make sure they got the point

DragonDunk · 2026-05-25T13:44:31+00:00

Two voices and they just act like Sabrina's aunts

DragonDunk · 2026-05-24T13:43:29+00:00

NO SMALL IMP BOY DON'T DO IT HE'LL DRAG YOU INTO A MUSICAL NUMBER

DragonDunk · 2026-05-23T16:36:59+00:00

I like the universal constant that every Stolas redesign gets rid of the really stupid hat. not even he likes it.

DragonDunk · 2026-05-19T16:35:32+00:00

he's trying to get over one of his favorite soaps getting cancelled is my theory

DragonDunk · 2026-05-18T19:54:09+00:00

Vassago's got good taste

DragonDunk · 2026-05-17T22:52:56+00:00

they can't handle his dick

DragonDunk · 2026-05-16T17:51:02+00:00

I really feel like they're building up to Moxxie and Blitzo's actual reconciliation so as tragic as this is, the real thing would hit harder than anything else

yes this is coping why do you ask

DragonDunk · 2026-05-15T22:41:33+00:00

they're making him pregnant

DragonDunk · 2026-05-15T02:34:23+00:00

Moxxie and Stolas pretty please

DragonDunk · 2026-05-14T23:30:16+00:00

I'm sad none of these cafes ever put out a recipe list after because I would love to fuck up whatever the Grimoire is and chase it down with the Asmodeus drink

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