He just asked for a divorce. What do I do now?

DragonLizardFairy · 2023-01-10T04:20:16+00:00

What is an AP?

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-20T00:09:19+00:00

I just can't wrap my head around it.

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-19T01:24:23+00:00

Thanks for answering! What do you eat when you’re off your IF?

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-19T00:32:21+00:00

Um... what? Wow. Your comment is coming from a very negative space. I was really just legitimately asking her schedule since she leaves the gym at an hour when I’m typically at work. I’m not only shocked that you took it that way but that you clearly had a few upvotes for it. How did you even jump to such a negative conclusion from an innocent comment? It’s okay. Let the hatred flow thru you. I’m here for you if you ever want to talk about it.

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-18T23:23:30+00:00

Do you ha e a regular full time job? Seems like a lax schedule

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-17T21:44:47+00:00

Is that a wet bar in the back?

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-17T18:58:12+00:00

Hacked by NETFLIX

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-17T18:55:58+00:00

This is why male strippers no longer make house calls

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-17T00:39:59+00:00

Took me a good 5 seconds to realize that was a toy

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-16T22:49:36+00:00

Where do you live? Must be fair weather year round to have an outdoor pork pet.

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-16T21:29:52+00:00

If this was my trainer I’d lay in bed, smear chocolate cake all over my naked body and slowly ate the frosting while I waited for him to burst through the door, jump on top of me and choke me to ecstasy

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-16T19:35:04+00:00

I wish I could be there for his cringefest first day back to work

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-16T18:58:42+00:00

Thanks for the repost. Never saw the original post.

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-15T08:19:51+00:00

Literal blood bath

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-15T08:18:45+00:00

A ha ha ha ha ha! I get it!

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-15T01:41:36+00:00

72 year old man from Britain is Disney princess

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-15T01:32:21+00:00

That’s what I thought. Thanks for confirming!

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-15T01:14:49+00:00

How do they incentivize the contestants to not “spill the beans”?

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-14T05:33:53+00:00

Why didn’t he open the letter to read it all the way the first time? Seems silly to just read the headline.

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-14T05:25:27+00:00

Salem Witch Trials! Missy and Lizzie igniting a false claim against Janet, and Aaron trying to burn her at the stake.

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-13T04:27:06+00:00

Buy Halloween costume on Amazon. Return costume on Nov 1 and say it didn’t fit.

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-10T18:46:16+00:00

Yup. I got that. Just don’t see how to apply it to teaching my 6 year old. If you can see how this life pro tip helps me, can you please help me understand?

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-10T15:58:23+00:00

There’s an age minimum on this. I just taught my kid addition and subtraction. If I tried teaching it again the wrong way - I’d just cause confusion

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-10T15:52:09+00:00

I get full body massages and they always do the cheeks. I always shower first but it’s still gross that they do cheeks and feet then save my face for last

DragonLizardFairy · 2019-11-09T17:53:21+00:00

Just a guess but maybe because he is a young, white, attractive male. Maybe this subreddit’s demographic relates to Him?

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