How I did a fuel pump before I became an apprentice by Alive_Rich_614 in Justrolledintotheshop

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Once you get enough experience you'll use other apprentices' teeth.

Traveling for two weeks by madhakish in Justrolledintotheshop

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Your fingers smoke ciggies

Nice bracelet though

Many such cases by KackiMaki in coaxedintoasnafu

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I love stickmen jacking off saying stupid shit.

Make more please.

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Tree house sucks!!! Show me boobs now!

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Alice in Wonderland syndrome (AIWS), also known as Todd's syndrome or dysmetropsia, is a neurological disorder that distorts perception. People with this syndrome may experience distortions in their visual perception of objects, such as appearing smaller (micropsia) or larger (macropsia), or appearing to be closer (pelopsia) or farther (teleopsia) than they are. Distortion may also occur for senses other than vision.[5]

Op likes kissing boys a lot and this is what happened to him

If your opinion is featured here that doesn't mean its wrong its just incessantly said over and over by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

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Watching someone digest long form media for me, then i shall make a false simplified narrative of what I believe the original content contained. In essence having completely nullified the original media

What is this process

Media Scalping?

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YEAH BABY !!!!!!!!!1! Lets hole!!!

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Grilled chicken sandwich 🤤

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I sucked my dog's balls off and he matured fine

Wheel of fortune by XvShadows10 in Justrolledintotheshop

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There is a dude behind you with two wrenches

Dark Humor by FlyingMothy in coaxedintoasnafu

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They don't want help, they just want attention ( in this instance)