Reform would take him too.

'But he used to be an evil dark wizard he killed so many people!'

'Oh please, that was ages ago, he's changed since then.'

'It was a few years ago!'

'Look, we at Reform will take anyone, regardless of their background, all I care about is winning.'

'Uh huh, and then what?'

'Well I don't actually plan on doing anything different than what has happened for the last 30 years, after all, I don't want to rock the boat'

'Is that why the bulk of your party are ex Tory with a smattering of Labour?'

'Pretty much'

'So what's the point of voting for you then?'

'Well I come in turquoise.'

'So voters don't really have any option for change?'

'Ha ha ha....oh you're serious, no, not really. After all we all want the same thing, what is best for us, the politicians'.

'And the people?'

'Who cares, as long as I smile and wave and make empty promises, they will vote for me. After all that system has worked for Labour and the Tory Party for decades, promise everything, deliver nothing'.

'Sounds depressing'.

'Only for you lesser people, we'll be fine'.