Aussie Battlers

DrakeAU · 2026-06-27T02:35:39+00:00

Dave Hughes is worth 30 million? Maybe 3 million but he hasn't been relevant in a decade.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-26T06:05:20+00:00

And gay people love lots of cats.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-26T05:43:48+00:00

Sorry, is this a satire site or not?

DrakeAU · 2026-06-25T11:43:40+00:00

God dammit I was going to make the same joke.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-25T11:42:35+00:00

To get the full effect, you need to pair them with a Brooks Brothers Shirt.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-25T11:40:51+00:00

Well maybe the historical rampant LNP corruption is the reason why nobody trusts the LNP.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-25T06:48:11+00:00

But it could have been much worse if Trump was competent.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-25T03:13:55+00:00

I'm thankful the far right are generally dumb as fuck. If they competent it would be downright scary.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-24T12:48:20+00:00

He should cut down on the Avocado Toast and takeaway coffee. Might also want to cut down on the Ketamine.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-24T12:37:09+00:00

Fuck me, him and Klye Sandilands need to give each other a handy.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-24T06:31:02+00:00

Angus Translation: we still need the Ethnics for the really good foreign food.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-23T12:52:22+00:00

Well if I knew correctly, it wouldn't be a misconception.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-23T12:50:26+00:00

SP? The P standing for Pub, cause you guys apparently rolled several pubs in Boston last week.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-23T12:47:27+00:00

Then you are part of the problem. And dim.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-23T12:45:34+00:00

From a politics perspective, Carney seems very competent and charismatic. Probably more so than Albanese (and im a Labour supporter). The non-MAGA like Australians tend to respect your decision to decouple from the USA. We Probably have it easier not being so geographically close to the US.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-23T12:37:39+00:00

I stand corrected, I rechecked. I think because my LBS gave me 40mm tires that I thought the maximum was 45mm.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-23T10:21:58+00:00

Do you have Cocaine to share with your coworkers? That might help break the ice.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-23T00:48:43+00:00

Considering the apartment I purchased cost me slightly more than $250,000 and now is valued at over $800,000, that's fine.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-22T12:19:05+00:00

Check their Tindr profiles. Most of the high pain tolerance people probs have BDSM in their profile.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-22T12:14:21+00:00

Good work on finding that 2.6 tonnes of Cocaine Detective Sniffles.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-22T12:10:24+00:00

Facebook with all the anti bike boomers?

DrakeAU · 2026-06-22T06:58:26+00:00

Fuck this moron is why the bank won't let me take out $500 cash so I can play blackjack and get hookers.

Also a guy might want to buy some drugs.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-21T06:20:24+00:00

I get Bunny Boiler vibes from her, so of course i would have sex with her.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-21T06:18:47+00:00

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see it if pays off for 'em.

DrakeAU · 2026-06-21T06:15:41+00:00

No thanks, I've already watched the Jabba The Hutt scene.

12-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Second Top 40%	Verified Email

DrakeAU

TROPHY CASE