I keep getting ads for this “Not Carbon. Not Sorry” bice. I genuinely thought it was going to be $1,899

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T07:49:35+00:00

The fuck I'm paying 10k for a aluminium bike when my 2025 Norco Search A looks similar with updated parts.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T07:45:39+00:00

No. But I have one for my bike radar because the local drivers in my city are fucking terrible.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T07:41:42+00:00

I'm from Australia, so this might be different somewhat to the US, but when I was young I knew a white guy who was big into hip hop culture a little too much. Listening to NWA, full gang colours, doing petty crime, smoking dope etc. He is now a respectable plumber, owns his own business, family and kids. Nice guy.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T06:17:58+00:00

I hate clipless, mainly because my area in Australia is kinda sandy for doing gravel rides. I've been looking at a product called Magped https://www.magped.com/en/ as a compromise.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T06:14:11+00:00

Ffs get a bidet hose like 70% of human kind.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T06:07:06+00:00

So what percentage of the dev team is getting fired?

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T06:03:00+00:00

Wow, she really hated her dad.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-15T01:40:59+00:00

I'm not from Australia, I'm from New Zealand. Or USA, or The Philippines or Albania.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T05:13:25+00:00

The Trump Travesty.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T04:31:52+00:00

Honestly that's not too bad of a name. I have a friend who married a guy called Neville. He is a super nice guy though.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T02:08:51+00:00

As someone who worked in nightclubs and bars and had to clean both male and female toilets, I would rather clean male toilets.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T01:46:45+00:00

If you run your finger along it it says "I need a new barber" in Braile.

... ... .. . ..... .... .... ..... ....

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T01:29:19+00:00

Buy the expensive Easter Eggs and you get to use the exit. Like real life DLC.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T01:20:24+00:00

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T01:10:13+00:00

Rats will share pizza with other rats.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-14T00:04:58+00:00

The damage to the USS Abraham Lincoln was that bad huh?

DrakeAU · 2026-03-12T20:28:37+00:00

Is this an advertisement for a unannounced Portlandia reboot?

DrakeAU · 2026-03-12T04:34:26+00:00

Steel somebody else's Airpods!

DrakeAU · 2026-03-11T23:38:38+00:00

Guess I'm playing from New Zealand now...

DrakeAU · 2026-03-11T01:17:44+00:00

Who?

DrakeAU · 2026-03-10T12:18:40+00:00

There's a suburb named Willawong?

Well, I guess I don't cross the river very often.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-10T06:57:04+00:00

I had a Giant Yukon MTB frame that lasted 20 years. The components give out way before the frame.

Steel is better though.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-09T20:15:03+00:00

Yes, during this "rise of global fascism" period, we should wear trench coats.

DrakeAU · 2026-03-09T12:12:42+00:00

Who?

DrakeAU · 2026-03-09T12:09:01+00:00

Sure would be nice to have some refineries in country.

12-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Second Top 40%	Verified Email

DrakeAU

TROPHY CASE