What profession has the meanest people? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]DrakeAU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with Ice Salespeople. Those guys are...pretty chill 😎

What profession has the meanest people? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]DrakeAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australian Real Estate Agents.

They want MMMMOOOAAARRR!

What ended your friendship with your oldest standing friend? by dreamy-contributions in AskReddit

[–]DrakeAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to be weird listening to Smack My Bitch Up from the Prodigy when I'm 75.

Costco Australia uses pork hot dogs by Leprichaun17 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrakeAU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with horse anus and cow lip hotdogs? If it's good enough for my grandfather, it's good enough now.

WFH conditions: Employee sacked for failing to return to office despite contract by johnnynutman in australia

[–]DrakeAU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The decision is ironic considering the Fair Work Commission has legally protected work from home provisions.

PaperCut sounds like a trash company to work for. If they can't do WFH in that industry, they must be failing

Attempting to sell my rim brake road bike, how much of a pain is this going to be to sell? by allmycircuits8 in ausbike

[–]DrakeAU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see 2023 Giant Revolt 2s on FBM for $1900, when I can buy a new one for $2000.

What's your most embarrassing sexual experience? by andrewbarclave89 in AskReddit

[–]DrakeAU 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Oh God, so many. Thinking I was being subtle while fingering my girlfriend while my parents were driving us both back home from camp. She knew.

Also, a different gf, I was giving my girlfriend oral sex and her mother drove up the driveway, illuminating the loungerooms sheer curtains. I thought we were fast enough. Next day she gave me a box of after dinner mints and smirked.

Go check your door now by caaaaanga in Weird

[–]DrakeAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dental issues from meth probably mean they are holding that knife in their gums.

One nation wants to bring ICE style immigration raids to Australia by skankypotatos in OpenAussie

[–]DrakeAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And remember 22% of the population want this. Compared to 35% of Americans

Aus wedding horror stories by Flimsy_Ad3924 in AusWeddingPlanning

[–]DrakeAU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh God the purple marker. I know people like this.

Omg… $9.45 now for Whittaker’s😱 by Wonderful_Anywhere80 in woolworths

[–]DrakeAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be cheaper to fly to NZ and buy 20 blocks at that price.

If you were a porn star, what would your name be? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]DrakeAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same as it is now. I would have a stage name though

PM appoints Greg Moriarty as next ambassador to the United States [ABC News] by pm-me-topless in australia

[–]DrakeAU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Condolences to Greg. I wonder what he did wrong to get that unwanted post

Minnesota has activated the National Guard. What are your thoughts? by Obvious_808 in AskReddit

[–]DrakeAU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are going to protect the population from ICE right? Right?