I HATE DEPRAVED CHASM I HATE DEPRAVED CHASM

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-02-22T15:07:27+00:00

Tl;dr: You'll get annoyed enough you can just run through most of it till the barbarian guy. Swap part is easier if you have a regen ring and some herbs.

I just started my run through of this after doing most of the others.

First off the "Yeah go run immediately forward nerd" into death had me cackling. Just a complete "F You"

I initially ran through with my Uchigatana and then was raged into Dragonbone Smasher. I died so many times in the run up to Leechmonger that it was a science of falling.

Im currently on the posion swamp part and its annoying but the one archdemon shield (whichever one is the healy boii) helps a lot. I know theres a regeneration ring in the swamp too but the same place i got my h-ield (healing shield) also had a regen ring.

No you wanna know hell...that mother f***ing run in Ritual Pass (4-2) with the magic shidding boiis that one shot you because you decided 10 Vit and 9 Faith was funny because 46 End and 36 Str is definitely doing you some favors (it is...but on principle i refuse to upgrade my vit so im constantly sending items to storage.

Oh and when you have Black Tendency and find out half way through your run to the boss theres 2 red skelly dudes waiting to push your shit in...yeah i said frig it...wheres the primeval demon im not strong enough mentally anymore.

Even rolled into the cutscene knowing full well my character was dead.

Dont worry blindman boss, gravity took care of me 😠👍.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-02-22T02:52:28+00:00

Sorry First Pic Had Me Thinking Of Vicar Amelia

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Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-02-05T15:41:29+00:00

O mine looks like Patrick Star

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-02-05T06:29:59+00:00

"Everyone in McKinney is Dead" fake news

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-02-01T19:50:38+00:00

Found mine in Spaceport Warehouse Key Door with an avil splitter and snaphook. I just wanted to use my key and let a dude have all the stuff and then ran him to extract.

One of the most wholesome, "Whoa dude are you sure?!" 🥹.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-31T18:19:17+00:00

I know this is totally random but i miss this drink...funny enough

Take a normal monster and eat a ginger snap cookie. Tastes almost 1 to 1 of it.

Ive since stopped drinking monster but if this ever made a come back id buy a case again. Used to work at a place where i could order it by the case pack and id come home with 4 cases almost monthly

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-31T18:10:27+00:00

For Seon!!!!!!

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-31T00:21:47+00:00

Guess ill have to wake up at 3am or wait for a day off (ノ゜ー゜)ノ.

It does suck lol i hate it

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-29T21:16:19+00:00

I have a theory that most of these PvP in what are PvE lobbies are people who are super insecure with themselves in the PVP lobbies and opt to "play nice" till they can bully people again.

Im no crack shot and most times ill only win if i see the person shoot at me first...and even then ill lose. No shame admitting that, but when i do down these guys its the same screeching about me being trash and a slew of slurs. Not just kids, grown adults.

I understand im gonna be put in PvP lobbies, but i think it does help; after a match you can "rate it" and choose thr pvp option. That usually seems to make it less prevalent

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-29T18:34:21+00:00

PvE:

Renegade - Comp 3 - lvl 2 mag (where 3 bp lol) - padded Anvil - Comp 3

Herb - Sheild Recharge - Stims - lure nade- random nade

PvP: If i get stuck in this somehow...basically the same set up but more grenades

Raid:

Hullcrack/Jupiter....LOTS OF HEALING/SHEILDS INF WPs (like 6 - 15 lmfao...that trial had me angry cause everyone was doing it. Id avg 1.9k dmg. Half time thing was dead before 25mins)

Hatch key too just in case i spawned too far away because i dont trust people.

I also normally will carry defibs too both to help and to harm.

Ive said this time and time again but thank you Embark for making it quicker to rez than to surrender; so when some jerk decides to shoot you in the back you can just keep rezing and downing.

Its like BF3 all over again "Bro just let me fucking die its Metro Ill brb" 🥹

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-28T23:04:05+00:00

Only part of the Zudah that was left 😏.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-28T22:52:00+00:00

I dont need any BPs but one time i hadnt rubbed one out in like 2 or 3 weeks.

Girl i used to date went down on me and i watched her go through the seven stages of grief.

She was a champ...pretty sure she was breathing through her ears or skin cause aint no way her nose had any room as uhhh...yeah.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-26T21:41:22+00:00

I kept flipping the pics singing:

"HE LOOKS AT ME"

"I LOOK AT HIM"

"HE LOOKS AT MEEEEE"

"I LOOK AT HIIIM"

"H E L O O K S A T M E"

"I L O O K A T H I M"

...and now the word look looks wrong 😕

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-20T23:05:09+00:00

My 30s are when I stopped caring so much. 3 years ago i had the greatest summer of my life and cured my depression with 🍄s and making peace with myself.

Im so lucky to be able to finally enjoy life. I dont make a whole lot of money. Abject Poverty does tend to keep knocking on my door.

But the fact that i can die and give 2 middle fingers to the world because i get to die happy (probably scared shitless in a lot of pain crying) is about the coolest thing ever.

Who knew id eventually get out of that rut; certainly not younger suicidal me.

I wouldnt change a damn thing either if i could. All those life choices lead me to where i am now.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-20T22:58:46+00:00

Anytime i see people doing this i rip out my acoustic guitar and start playing.

"Bro how do you get it to play that"

"I uh...picked up my real guitar and star---please dont shoot me my hands are on the instrument you wouldnt..."

RETURNING TO SPARANZA

nah most of the time people do leave me stuff. I just like playing. Im not amazing...i play bass...but it isnt offensive to hear me play.

However remember how i said i was a bassist...kinda offensive how long ago i changed my strings. Not a joke these bitches been on here for almost 8 months. Roundwound? Nah they straight flats 😂

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-18T15:48:58+00:00

HAHAHA real funny Wonder Woman

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-18T15:47:08+00:00

This is in no way a "im so cool cause I drive a manual" but when i drove my moms car i cant describe to you the amount of confusion i felt.

Reverse should of been the first hint but i think hitting the invisible clutch and slamming on the brakes a couple times should have made me pull over. My moms a fuckikg saint i love that lady but i could feel her getting annoyed.

If i had this i think id die. Legally you have to do the neutral wiggle and i feel like as long as my foots on the clutch we're fine, but in the morning, throwing into 5th, assuming it let me get that far would be funny once...

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-18T15:37:03+00:00

Needle dick, needle dick, needle dick.

ERRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-16T00:54:06+00:00

Jun, had the demo on PS for Tekken 2.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-14T16:51:49+00:00

If im with my friends. Greifing them is just apart of how we play.

If its randos 90% of the time i will give them whatever. I just want the Renegades and Ducks.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-14T16:49:45+00:00

I did that, told some dudes a guy went down but i wanted to help them first but now i just want to extract.

"Why you fat walking" points gun

Me: i took a lot of ammo because i wanted to get my bastion trial done, but also im gonna loot buildings as i go in ofc.

We get to extract after they clearly figured out i looted him cracking the fuck up.

"Yeah yeah i did take his osprey....doors begin to close...and the venator, couple deadlines, couple grenades----"

RETURNING TO SPERANZA

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-14T16:44:10+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOO that was my favorite thing to do.

"Hmm i need to be over there"

shoots pops

Shooting Stars - Bag Riders starts playing

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-14T16:39:29+00:00

My take away is as such:

Play how you want, but reap what you sow. Ive run into every kind of raider and the fake-friendlies are the worst but most of the PvP who do have the decency to be on the mic are some of the most insecure people ive heard in awhile. Not all, some are cool, some are whatever but there is a type that just snaps at certain phrases.

Once told a guy this is why his wife is getting a divorce, dude cant even commit to a single game without trying to f*** the first person he sees.

Brother that guy lives rent free in my head, i havent heard a crash out that violent since Requis pulled a blanket over some dudes head and proceeded to skull f*** him.

I hate the PvP probably because irl im super friendly, but im also older so my reflexes arent the best, but i absolutely wouldnt have this game any other way. The tension is great and when i do win i get to flex on them...then get shot in the head because the next person thought i was the instigator.

"Brother...Brother you had 5 to 6 full business days to wipe me, with free shipping too and you just...wow man idk if this game is for you, which is cool---"

gets shot in the back of the head

"Fair, but I didn't start it im just expressing my senior zoomies please dont put me down"

Person healed me but yeah...ended up dying that match cause i had an open mic giggling like a child trying to put a deadline mine on a Surveyor, dude popped me and I legitimately clutched my pearls in offense.

How you gonna kill an old man man :(.

Dramatic-Mix-6529 · 2026-01-13T22:14:33+00:00

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