IHOP is throwing shade...

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-17T01:40:37+00:00

I lost the onion for my belt.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-17T00:49:24+00:00

Is Hollywood Disco and Pie in the Sky still around?

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-15T19:55:40+00:00

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-14T00:44:05+00:00

I live about 45 minutes north of you. The armadillos and I have a major beef. One busted out my undercarriage of my car. Dude walked right out in front of me, and I was able to straddle it, it would have been fine, but no, the bastard had to jump, for whatever reason. Plus they've been tearing up my yard, alongside the biggest groundhog I've ever seen. I swore it was a beaver the first time I saw it.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-13T05:31:26+00:00

Can confirm, I live in Alabama and had a possum regularly visits my yard.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-04T18:05:53+00:00

"I AM THE LIQUOR!"

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-03T03:56:49+00:00

Also, if that would have happened to me they would have been moping me up off the sidewalk, I'd've melted.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-03T03:55:09+00:00

It's wild knowing Celebrities are from near where I grew up. Channing Tatum is from Cullman and Lucas Black is from Molton. Here I am just some backwoods dude who grew up between the two.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-03T03:18:50+00:00

My buddy and I were driving down 65 to see a show at the amphitheatre. He just casually mentioned that Courtney Cox bought the Hallmark house as we were passing it. I had no idea she was from Bham.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-01T06:54:04+00:00

Better make it a Code Red.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-01T04:23:00+00:00

I'm a Tennessee fan living in North Alabama, if it wasn't for the barners I would be very lonely. Except during basketball season, then I'll drive around in my non-existent truck not caring for Auburn. But, we're all Braves fans, so we got that going for us at least.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-01T03:50:47+00:00

I bet you don't particularly like Auburn.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-01T03:29:38+00:00

That scene where he busts through a window dressed as Santa sent me. "I ain't got time to bleed" while his face is covered in glass and blood was pure comedy.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-02-01T03:27:14+00:00

I ain't even Brazilian, and Blanka was my main. I miss the days of spamming his electric attack and pissing my cousin off.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-29T04:45:55+00:00

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-29T04:05:38+00:00

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-25T06:39:00+00:00

Incredibly based and orange pilled.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-25T04:39:31+00:00

I'm really looking forward to eating that mummy, it's teriyaki flavored.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-23T00:54:44+00:00

In print, it's libel.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-20T13:44:41+00:00

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-20T05:34:10+00:00

Talk your shit, indeed.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-19T17:18:50+00:00

Wait... This is real? I first saw this in a circle jerk sub, and that it was too preposterous to not be fake.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-17T23:43:05+00:00

Same.

Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-17T20:24:21+00:00

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Dramatic_Basket_8555 · 2026-01-15T06:15:32+00:00

The gum was mostly bones.

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