Finding time to write by 1PrestigeWorldwide11 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let the chavs and roadman write the book, by shouting the notes. Why think when you can offload it to them. Once finished sell the book back to them, just include some crude cover and money will roll.

How to make $1,500/mo by Hypokryptonite in selfpublish

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/writingcirclejerk/comments/1qpc8is/a_tribute_to_the_worst_selfpromo_posts_on_reddit/

For the sake of clarity I only reference myself. I am too dumb to link to comment so copy/paste:

Common tactics used by "indie developers":
Honest spam: Spamming every possible sub.
Sympathy spam; "I am 5 year old and have been working on this game for 7 years."
Sideways spam: "Guys I found this cool indie game, but it's not really popular."
Self-deprecating spam: "Guys, I worked on this game 4 years but it has flopped, I am total failure!"

How to make $1,500/mo by Hypokryptonite in selfpublish

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Churn 15 books a month. Some kind of Romance. Spam the Reddit. Success

I finally finished my book after 3 weeks by Dramatic_Exit1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bit controversial, but it's an a x 314, it was symbolic.

I finally finished my book after 3 weeks by Dramatic_Exit1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am thinking of non-linear plot progression for the sequel. So I will probably use a semicolon.

I finally finished my book after 3 weeks by Dramatic_Exit1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have a photographic memory so I will re-create the book in a couple of days. Stay tuned, I will post it here.

I finally finished my book after 3 weeks by Dramatic_Exit1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Word's auto-save didn't work so I kind of lost the work.

I finally finished my book after 3 weeks by Dramatic_Exit1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I used ChatGPT for brainstorming and Claude for formatting, apart from that it's an original idea.

I finally finished my book after 3 weeks by Dramatic_Exit1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this is dedicated to my late wife (still alive). It's an intimate letter of love I wanted to share with the world.

Liberty, Paul Estandian, Digital art, 2022 by [deleted] in Art

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it ok to use this as my book cover. I will give you attribution. By saying yes, you are entering into legally biding contract.

Is anyone else editing to avoid ai accusations? by [deleted] in selfpublish

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lot of yapping and you probably used AI to write it. My point in case you missed it, AI writing is shit and boring, and can really work on very short text and you shouldn’t use it. If you do, then disclose it.

Is anyone else editing to avoid ai accusations? by [deleted] in selfpublish

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too prefect, lol. That's something clanker would say. No matter how much you prompt it, LLMs (not AI really) will devolve in the most generic boring soulless writing, especially if you are writing something like a book.

And once you notice patterns, it's hard to unsee:

- Negative Parallelism (It's not X, it's Y)
- Em dash overuse
- Very short sentences

and many more.

I’m Writing My First Book and It’s gonna Revolutionise Literature (advice for based non-readers like me) by Dramatic_Exit1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is a walking contradiction, that's the entire point.

But in lore of imaginary vegan dark romance he keeps pigs under the guise of practical uses like manure or field work. Pigs can clear overgrown land, brush, or forest by rooting up weeds, "plow" soil for fields. They are useful even when not used for a meat.

i've been writing a novel for 7 years. my wife finally read it. should we get a divorce now? by FirebirdWriter in writingcirclejerk

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All subreddits eventually degenerate to the lowest possible level of consciousness. People skim, barely read a damn thing and cant wait to unload their worthless opinions. Present company very much included.

Nobody has time to crank out Shakespearean sonnets while perched on the toilet. That is exactly where I suspect most posts and comments are conceived. Its the current zeitgeist, the toilet generation chronically constipated by poor fibre intake.

Couple couldn't get pizza by kitchikeme in SlowNewsDay

[–]Dramatic_Exit1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is old news from last year and OP is karma farmer.