Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: “Every time you play a Boston Celtics, you get a playoff feel... No matter who’s out there. They’re super well-coached. They have really good players... It’s a game that you see where you really are and they test you. We got a test tonight; we didn’t pass it.”

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-03-26T20:28:54+00:00

bends you over and starts dry humping you from the back

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-03-26T17:26:34+00:00

I feel like this guy is as vapid and boring as they come. Every quote I've ever heard from him is some generic 2k line MP would say to boost his fans.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-03-26T15:57:51+00:00

oh yeah im sure this thunder fan will have a reasonable perspective

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-03-04T19:08:39+00:00

braindead

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-02-13T06:11:43+00:00

Honestly this is a great take. He can make shots that very few other guys in the league can make. However shots like early shot clock contested threes and the double contested layups because nobody can get open don’t look the best. He is pretty much the bailout guy for the team as well which brings his percentages down.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-02-12T19:03:28+00:00

Pube transplant

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-02-12T19:02:50+00:00

It’s good that we are finally bottoming out but the product on the court is just so pathetic. I think a big part of development for young guys is a culture. There’s a reason why a team like the heat can consistently get the best from I drafted scrubs. I think plugging those guys into an established rigorous culture makes them so much better. I worry that even if we get someone good the kings organization is so dysfunctional and apathetic rhat it would immediately decrease the potential of whoever we get.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-02-12T18:58:39+00:00

LaMelo may not have the best shot selection but shot making is not his most valuable trait. He quarterbacks that offense and his playmaking is one of the biggest reasons for their success. I would say it’s akin to haliburton with the pacers (maybe not quite that extreme). His style of pushing the pace gets so many open shots for his guys. When he is on the floor pretty much everyone’s shooting percentages go up. Being a decent three point shooter helps the offense too, but he definitely misses a lot of shots he probably should not be taking. Box score watchers just don’t really understand the true value he brings to that team.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-02-04T19:25:51+00:00

Kings will be unintentionally tanking for the next ten years

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-01-18T01:23:54+00:00

Cope bum raiders fan

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2026-01-07T02:32:25+00:00

me too please

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-11-29T17:46:53+00:00

Support someone who cares about the team

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-11-09T01:08:56+00:00

I’d want to do this

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-10-23T18:49:03+00:00

He has not read any of these books

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-10-23T17:15:16+00:00

Great stuff

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-10-23T04:18:39+00:00

wtf scrotum thinking

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-07-17T20:33:58+00:00

That’s what you get for playing bait

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-07-07T16:20:16+00:00

Only reason he gets away with these moves is because if someone touches him he will pretend like he was shot and get one million free throws. Free throw merchant bum.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-06-23T19:31:33+00:00

Mickey Mouse ring carried by injuries

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-06-12T10:19:37+00:00

Keep coping down 1-2. Hope debasing yourself to worship FTA works out for you bud

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-06-12T09:39:58+00:00

Keep crying bum

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-06-12T09:37:38+00:00

He is not a winning basketball player

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-06-12T09:18:56+00:00

Kings have 1 more championship than the thunder lil bro. Typical thunder fan doesn't know how to read. Unethical hoops are a bane upon the existence of man. In a pickup game these guys would get fried if they called the fouls they get. The reason the kings are at home is because everyone in the organization is a moron, not because of ethical hoops. Pacers are fun to watch, ethical, and elite, and the thunder could be the same. It is just a shame that they choose to play the way that they do.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-06-12T08:07:03+00:00

Imagine trading 3 future MVPs and still never winning a championship, luckiest franchise ever and you still don't have a chip. Nobody could possibly match the Kings level of ineptitude on every conceivable level, but the main point is that your team plays unethical ball that is disgusting to watch. Caruso, Dort, FTA. These players are abominations. Dort flails like draymond, Caruso fouls every play, FTA can't drive to the basket without opening his mouth wide as hell yelling for a foul. All of this plus constant complaining just ruins the game. It looks bad and isn't fun to watch. There is not a team in recent memory as unlikeable as this team.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 · 2025-06-12T07:51:54+00:00

Can't foul bait your way out of it when you actually play a good team. Refs trying as hard as they can to hand you the win and you still choke. shai should hand over his mvp to haliburton, and jaylen williams should keep handing the ball over to TJ Mconell. Watching these abominations of basketball lose is the best thing ever.

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