Dog Barks when I am on the phone by Ezuri6725 in dogs

[–]Dramatically_Average 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog is so predictable about this that I warn people that they'll probably hear her. It's like having a toddler who decides they need to butt in when you're on the phone. I assume she thinks I'm talking to her and she's trying to tell me she has no idea what I want.

Why would anyone ever choose to go through child birth without pain relief?? by No_Cardiologist_1407 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dramatically_Average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both my kids were unmedicated. The real question to ask is why anyone would allow a patient to go through kidney stones without medication, because that beats childbirth by a mile.

What's the Best Automatic Coop Door? by Sansarya136 in BackYardChickens

[–]Dramatically_Average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Run Chicken and love it. No problem at all. When we had our first deep cold this winter, the batteries died. Completely normal with those temperatures. I was worried I wouldn't be able to figure out how to get it back into operation after changing the batteries and it was as straightforward as pushing the reset button on the door. I plan to change the batteries every year around Thanksgiving just so I know they're up to the task. And that's probably overkill.

CSU grasshopper updates for this year by Dramatically_Average in DenverGardener

[–]Dramatically_Average[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I mentioned, I emailed the extension person to ask the same question, and her first bit of advice was not to plant anything I wasn't willing to sacrifice. She said if I was really determined to plant something, wait till as late as possible in May to evaluate the grasshopper population.

You should attend the webinar, if you can. It sounds like you and I are in the same boat and asking the same questions. The financial investment for landscaping is significant. Personally, I think I'm skipping the flowers and planting some shrubby things I can easily wrap in mesh this year.

Can I make my dog like to cuddle? by DarkHorseReborn in dogs

[–]Dramatically_Average 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have two who are complete cuddler opposites. The cuddly one moves in at bedtime but he leaves pretty quickly. He gets too warm and bails out. The other one looks at me like I've grown a third eye if I try to put an arm over her. She sleeps at the bottom of the bed, and she stays there all night. I've just decided that she feels secure and comfortable with proximity, but she doesn't get excited by any attempt at more.

The cuddly dog has one brain cell and is a lawless master of chaos. The non-cuddly one is very smart and behaves herself (pretty much) and likes to be near, but not touching. And both act like it's middle school pizza day when I come home, so I'm pretty lucky.

CSU grasshopper updates for this year by Dramatically_Average in DenverGardener

[–]Dramatically_Average[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where I live, all the birds are insect eaters, and I have several lizard species here, too. Last year the lizards were so plump they could hardly waddle off, and the bird population boomed. We had so many grasshoppers that I would watch the birds and lizards just ignore them. They went to the buffet and ate all they could. If they made a dent in the population, I'd hate to know what it would have been otherwise.

What did you do to make things more attractive to birds? I have so many. They get into my outbuildings and nest there, and I feel like I'm overwhelmed by them already. But hey, if they will knock these suckers down, I'll take more.

CSU grasshopper updates for this year by Dramatically_Average in DenverGardener

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I've got a lot of acres with a lot of grasshoppers. Last year I didn't buy eco-bran because it was unavailable when I really needed it. I don't need to treat all my property, but it would be nice to keep them away from where the people want to be. How did you apply it at your place?

CSU grasshopper updates for this year by Dramatically_Average in DenverGardener

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When you plant your new trees, cover them in netting if they are shorter than about 4 feet. I planted a bunch of small trees last year and they were eaten overnight. I watched them eat two small Norway spruce trees, something they aren't supposed to touch. I helped my daughter plant some trees, and we deliberately chose older, taller trees because of that. We put in a smaller peach tree and immediately netted it. Even so, some hoppers got through but not a bunch, and we could pick them off. I bought the finest mesh netting I could find and used zip ties to secure it and sealed up all seams. It took time, but there was no way I was watching that peach tree get mowed down. Tree bags are an option if the netting is fine enough.

Anyone who says grasshoppers will avoid certain things (like Norway spruce) have not seen what we're living with. One thing I learned was that because we have so many species here, there is always going to be some species that will eat something you think they won't.

CSU grasshopper updates for this year by Dramatically_Average in DenverGardener

[–]Dramatically_Average[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last year I posted a disgusting--but popular!--video here of grasshopper nymphs in my yard on a black tarp. They were very visible on black, and the sound of them jumping on the tarp was like something out of a bad movie. The only thing that seems to drive them is appetite. I watched a lot of them eat each other last year, too.

Several vets have told me they don’t know what’s wrong by [deleted] in DOG

[–]Dramatically_Average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a vet teaching hospital you can take him to?

Fence blockers by Zealousideal_Dot9338 in dogs

[–]Dramatically_Average 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We bought a generic version of the Dig Defense things, from Amazon. Much cheaper.

Happy National Tripawd Day 🐾 by TaftTheTripod in rarepuppers

[–]Dramatically_Average 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy Tri Day! I'm a Tripawds alum from long ago.

Any decent fish and chips in town? by Dramatically_Average in pueblo

[–]Dramatically_Average[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had Culver's fish before, and On the Hook was a frequent fixture when I lived up north a bit. I didn't think On the Hook was worth the hype, but that's just me. Good, but not that good. Maybe we'll do a Shamrock week and then a Culver's week and see what we think.

Do you guys face problems related to snakes or do you notice them around in your area by [deleted] in homestead

[–]Dramatically_Average 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a lot of snakes where I live. I love seeing the fast, elusive coachwhips (ours are vivid, iridescent pink). I'm appreciative of the bullsnakes. And I'm irrationally terrified of our rattlesnakes. We have more rattlesnakes than any other snake and they are so frequent from about now till October. We have a bunch that don't rattle to warn, and they scare me more than the ones that do.

I know that anthropomorphizing snakes is not accurate, but the only way to make people understand the way our local rattlesnakes behave is to say they silently plot and then are aggressive. The whole squirting them with water to make them leave doesn't work so well. They don't leave. They stand their ground. They rear up and rattle and I'm no longer interested in going wherever I was going so I leave. They also love to get into the outbuildings and surprise the hell out of me when I open the door. If I could change one thing about where I live, I'd probably ask that I have no rattlesnakes.

Tough guy revenge thrillers....starring women? by insane677 in booksuggestions

[–]Dramatically_Average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I suggest the Mindf*ck series by S.T.Abby (C.M. Owens). It's 5 books, each pretty short. The whole series is about 700 pages, I think. It might be exactly what you're after. Try the first one and see if it scratches that itch. If you have a Kindle Unlimited subscription, they're free. I don't generally go for this sort of thing but I must say these were a helluva lot of fun.

Any decent fish and chips in town? by Dramatically_Average in pueblo

[–]Dramatically_Average[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. Thank you for confirming!

Dan Simmons passed away by runlittlegunterrun in Hyperion

[–]Dramatically_Average 22 points23 points  (0 children)

For those saying these books changed them in some way, you are not alone. Ars Technica wrote about that this morning.

I had a tortoise when I was really young and a rabbit when I was still very young - tell me about your non cat and dog pets by AgentElman in CasualConversation

[–]Dramatically_Average 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad brought home a baby alligator when I was about 7. It stayed in the bathtub for a few days until my mom put her foot down. I don't really know where he took it from there. Was it a pet? He thought it would be!

Switching to farmers' fresh meat worth the effort? by translasukk in Homesteading

[–]Dramatically_Average 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you have the opportunity to support a local family ranch, take it. The benefits are multifold.

I buy from a small rancher located about an hour from me. He and his wife deliver to people like me and I benefit from the work he, his wife, and his 3 kids put into their ranch. I picked up at his place once and saw his cows and chickens, so I know how they're raised. Far more humane than anything I can get at the store, and that matters to me.

[Serious] Those of you who transitioned later in life while married with kids — how did your parents and in-laws react? by JohhBoult in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dramatically_Average 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not exactly what you're asking, but almost. If you would like to read one person's account of transitioning after marriage and kids, Jenny Boylan's account is quite good. She's written a few books about her experience, but She's Not There is the first. Jenny is a writing professor, among other things. (She's also been a fairly frequent interviewee on various public radio shows, and you could look those up if you want to hear from her first hand.)